6. I Hope You Like Missionary! (第2季)【完整台词】

A-Face, why are you being so mean? She's my friend.

I wouldn't classify as a friend someone I once sat next to - in a toilet stall.

- Wow.

- That's not how - You're struggling with the rules of Dixit, a simple storytelling game for players aged eight and upwards, and yet you claim to have two philosophy degrees.

- I do have two philosophy degrees.

- I know.

I checked.

Fine.

Which is why I'm puzzled with this whole faux ditz act.

One part of the equation doesn't add up.

[VILLANELLE] I'm sorry.

Please remind me.

What exactly did you study again? General Philosophy and Social Policy and Philosophy of Religion.

Ah, Philosophy of Religion.

Fascinating.

Where do you stand on Anselm's Ontological Argument? Is there just the smallest chance she read the file? [AARON] Well, come on, then.

Villanelle - Anselm's Ontological Argument.

Uhm.

Tell him the classic version is your favorite.

It's perfectly simple.

Where do you stand on it? That it's boring.

Oh, we can do better than that.

What's your favorite refutation? Say Thomas Aquinas.

I think she has taken her earpiece out.

What? [AARON] I'm waiting.

Drop it, Aaron.

Please stop.

The grown-ups are talking, Amber.

If it bored you you must have studied it, so you can at least detail the argument for it.

I mean, it's first-year stuff.

Even this thickie would be able to follow it.

So what's the first premise? Or can you at least tell us what ontological means? Can you even spell it? [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Here you are.

If you're going to lie at least do a bit of research.

Oh, I get it.

You're a bully.

[CLOCK TICKING] Mm.

Why would I even bother to have a conversation with someone like you? What is the point? My dad taught me that there is only one way to communicate with a bully.

- [AARON] I see.

- Mm.

And what was his advice? [VILLANELLE CHUCKLES] [AARON GROANS] What just happened? - My nose is bleeding.

- That mystery's solved.

- Forget it.

- Don't.

Let her cool off.

You are all over her.

[EVE SIGHS] Oh, my God.

Well, that's it, then.

It's over.

- [MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY] - [TAPPING ON PHONE] [MEAT SIZZLING] Can I get you anything? - What is in that? - Sorry? What is in that thing? Oh, lamb mainly.

- Mainly? - Yeah.

But you can put any meat in there? I guess so, yeah.

People will eat anything if you cut it thin enough and put hot sauce on it.

Anything? Really? - [DOOR OPENS] - [WOMAN] Oh, my God.

Can we have some chips, please? [BLONDE WOMAN] With gravy.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] Yeah.

[MEAT SIZZLING] [BLONDE WOMAN] Is there enough for a Coke? Yeah.

[GIGGLES] Mm.

[LAUGHS] You're such a pig! [CLATTERING] [DOG YELPS] - What? - Come on.

[THEY CHATTER IN DISTANCE] [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] [METALLIC CLANG] [GASPS] [METALLIC CLANG] Oh, shit! [HEAVY METALLIC CLANG] Oh, my God! [WOMEN GASP AND BREATHE HEAVILY] Shit.

We thought we were in trouble.

You want to walk with us? It's dark.

Probably safer.

Yeah, I would love that.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] - You're okay? - I don't know.

How much of the day do you spend thinking about her? - Most of it.

- Why'd you befriend my sister? [CAROLYN] This is your operation, your responsibility.

- I know.

- I hate to be strict but she really mustn't kill anyone.

You don't know if you're telling the truth or not? Not really.

You've already done enough, Gemma.

I can always do more.

- Don't go to Rome.

- What? [CAROLYN] Rome is crucial, Eve.

- Mr.

and Mrs - No.

Are you planning something? Because if something happens, you are on your own.

(op music)