1. Nice Face (第1季)【完整台词】

She mentioned a plank of wood.

- Was it tall or dark? - Jeszcze jednego God, I'm sorry.

Ask her if it was a man or a woman? To byl mezczyzna czy kobieta? [LAUGHS] Ale decha.

Psycholka Do piet mi nie dorasta.

Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish? - [SCOFFS] - No, I mean, I'm serious.

- [LAUGHS] - [DOOR OPENS] You know, uh, Max, we need to get her to a facility.

Thanks.

Rusz dupe i do lózka! - Oh, you speak Polish? - Uh, no.

My husband is Polish.

Oh, you know, I've just picked up a a couple of phrases.

Thanks, Max.

What did she say? "Get your arse into bed.

" [BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] [LAUGHTER] [CELLPHONE RINGS] - Sorry.

- Oh.

- I wasn't flirting.

- Hmm.

How are you? Oh, I thought you'd be straight to bed.

Oh, I'm soldiering through.

It's a great turn-out.

- Yeah.

Bunch of animals! - [CHUCKLES] Wanna play? Oh, with a gin and tonic, definitely.

Uh, I need to steal Dom for a minute.

- Dom? - Mm-hmm.

Should I be jealous? Always be jealous.

- I need you, too.

- Don't worry.

- Right, I'll get him.

- [CHUCKLES] KASIA: Jeszcze jednego - Whoa, she's flying.

- Yeah.

The translator couldn't get anything clear out of her.

You recognize anything, Dom? It might be teenage Polish.

- What do you need? - Uh, just the description of the person she saw while she was on the street.

Here she goes.

Tall.

Dark.

[SCOFFS] If I say to you, "ale decha," what does that mean? Um.

What? What do you think? Ale decha? I don't wanna comment, but I mean, they're lovely, but - Say it.

- "Ale decha" is small breasts.

- Flat-chested.

Like a plank.

- Oh, my God! See, this kid is using slang your Ethel wouldn't be familiar with.

Your killer was a "a small-breasted psycho," apparently.

Excellent translating work.

[AIR BRAKES HISS] Hey.

Uh.

Hi.

I was counting on you not having a life.

Uh, wait, why are you still at the office? My sister and her arsehole baby are staying with me while she goes for interviews.

I get more sleep here.

What do you want from me? Can you pull Margit Polsen from the registry and any other active female assassins under the age of 45? Okay.

Hold on.

I got Margie.

Go.

Uh, how big are her tits? Breasts.

Okay.

I know you're into assassins, but I refuse to talk about them in this way.

- They're people, too, you know? - Elena! Massive.

She appears to have massive, pendulous breasts.

Is that doing it for you? Thank you.

Are there any others on file? - [KEYS CLACKING] - There are just two more on record.

I'm just pulling them up.

Um, Katrina Voltrinski and Wendi Helmsen.

What's this about? Oh, they're they're both dead.

Are there any alerts up for new ones? - [KEYS CLACKING] - No.

Okay.

Thanks.

Oh, and don't tell anyone I asked for that.

Of course.

All our hotlines are completely confidential, madam.

Piss off.

- Thank you.

- All right.

[UNLOVED'S "WHEN A WOMAN IS AROUND" PLAYS] [ENGINE RUMBLING] I don't pretend to know the ways of the world A means to an end seems a way Who has the most of whatever's best All the better May the best man win An eye for an eye Is a blind man's rule I wasn't born to follow I'm nobody's fool - Any other man - [GRUNTS QUIETLY] Can soon end Saul Truth is seldom found When a woman is around [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] [CHILDREN LAUGHING] Oh [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS] [MUSIC ENDS] [CHILDREN SHOUTING, LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE] [SCOFFS] [CHILDREN LAUGHING] [LEOLUCA SPEAKING ITALIAN] [CHILDREN SHOUT IN DISTANCE] [CREAKS] [BREATHES SHARPLY] [GASPS] [FOLK MUSIC PLAYS] DAVIDE: Nonno! [CRIES OF SHOCK AND AMUSEMENT] [LAUGHTER] [CHUCKLES] [MUSIC CONTINUES IN DISTANCE] Ohh.

[CHUCKLES] [APPLAUSE] DAVIDE: Nonno! [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] [LAUGHS] [WOMAN SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] [LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE] [CONVERSATIONS IN NATIVE LANGUAGE IN DISTANCE] [FOOTSTEPS] [MAN SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE IN DISTANCE] [SINGING CONTINUES] Argh! [SINGING CONTINUES] [SINGING ENDS] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN DISTANCE] [PEN CLICKING REPEATEDLY] [GROANING] [GROANING] DAVIDE: Nonno! [MOANS, GASPS] [THUDS] I have to kill you I'm really sorry I have to do it, gotta go on my own DAVIDE: Nonno! I have to kill you I took it for so long [SONG GRADUALLY FADES INTO THE BACKGROUND] I was loading my gun I got you, I tell you, alone I had to kill you Oh.

NIKO: Do you want cheese on it? Uh, no.

Uh, yes.

Yes, please.

[SIGHS] [CLATTERING] [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] - Hey.

- Hey.

Ah.

[CHUCKLES] - Jesus.

- Uh-huh.

All that from a tiny puncture.

- It's so awful.

- It's impressive.

And awful.

Yeah.

Dinner? How would you kill me if you could? Um, I don't know.

Push you down the stairs? No, seriously.

They'd They'd come for you immediately.

[LAUGHING] I don't know.

Flatter you to death.

Okay.

How would you kill me? I'd paralyze you with saxitoxin and suffocate you in your sleep.

Chop you into the smallest bits I could manage, boil you down, put you in a blender, then take you to work in a flask and flush you down a restaurant toilet.

You've really thought about that.

- Smart, huh? - Very.

- Sexy? - Hugely.

- Do you want supper? - Ooh.

Yes.