"You can be sure the wok is at the correct temperature by sprinkling water on the surface, droplet should dance before evaporating.
" Yes, ballet or rumba? [SIZZLING] Perfecto.
Dad, look.
We got a deal for you.
-If you'll just order a pizza, we'll pay for it.
-Two toppings.
Are you saying you have no faith in your old dad's ability to cook a simple Chinese dinner? Yep.
-Hi, honey.
Hi, guys.
BEN AND MIKE: Hi, Mom.
-What's burning? -Me.
If anyone says one more thing about my cooking I may forget the whole thing.
-Hey, Dad-- -No one's going to say a word.
-What are we having? -Hacked beef.
Yum.
Sorry I'm late.
I was over at Annie's.
Oh, your new friend? Oh, Carol, I don't remember that sweater.
Oh, no, it's not mine.
It's Annie's, she loaned it to me.
Oh, no, call the nerd police.
She's out of uniform again.
Mike.
Are you wearing makeup? Just a little base, powder, blush, lipstick, mascara and eyeliner.
-Annie's? -Yeah.
She says with the right color and shading I have a beautiful face.
Hey, you know, she's right.
Mike, shut up.
You don't see me making fun of your friends.
Even the ones that drool.
You guys will be less hostile after some crispy fried duck lips.
I'm just glad I won't be around here with him tonight.
Oh? Yeah, Annie and I are going out, if that's okay.
Carol, usually we know your friends before you go out with them.
What's to know? She's a cheerleader.
She's on the drama club, very funny and very popular.
So, what's she hanging around with you for? -Mike.
-Hey, I didn't say it, he did.
Sorry, it sounded like you.
So is it okay? Where will you be going? Shopping for earrings since I just got my ears pierced.
Oh.
So is it okay? Sure, just be careful walking after dark.
Oh, don't worry, we won't be walking.
Annie drives.
[CHUCKLES] Annie drives.
I heard.
Hey, do you think she could pick up some burgers for us on the way over? I was going to take Carol to get her ears pierced.
At least one ear.
Well, honey, if it makes you feel any better, you can take me to get my ears pierced.
I'm serious, Jason.
Well, what I'm hearing is that I think you're a little bothered by the fact that Carol is making a friend who has some real influence on her.
Oh.
How wrong you are, doctor.
I want Carol to have plenty of friends.
I just wish she'd pick someone who wasn't a slut.
Come on, Maggie, you haven't even met the little tramp.
[CHUCKLES] You're defending a girl who makes our daughter up to look like Prince? Prince is very popular.
I know, I know.
I'm just worried about her, that's all.
I mean, CarolÂs never had a friend who was so social.
Well, CarolÂs also at the age where she's going to rebel a little.
And that may include picking some friends her parents don't always approve of.
Think how the parents of Mike's friends must feel.
-Mom, Dad, I'll see you in the morning.
-Okay.
[IN UNISON] Morning? Whoa.
-Hold it, Mike.
-Where are you going? Boner called, his parents don't want him home alone tonight -I'm gonna spend the night at his place.
-You're babysitting Boner? Hey, somebody's got to.
Shouldn't you tell us these things first? That's what I just did, Mom.
No, no.
That's not how it works.
Are you guys actually saying I can't go? Very good.
Dad? Mom, can you talk to him? You know the rules, Mike.
You have to ask in advance.
Please, oh, please, can I go to Boner's house? Maybe staying home tonight will teach you how and when to ask for something.
I don't-- You guys have gone too far this time.
You know what I'm gonna do? All right, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna stay like this until you let me go to Boner's house.
How do you like that? Well, maybe all that blood rushing to your brain will do it some good.
What didn't they let you do this time? Spend the night at Boner's.
I can't believe this, Annie Boyer is coming to my house and my stupid brother is sitting on his head.
Yeah, and I'm gonna stay just like this.
Mom, Mom.
What? What is it? -It's him.
-I'm not doing a thing, Mom.
I don't know, maybe it's time we wallpaper CarolÂs room in rubber.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go call Boner and break my best friend's heart.
Why does he have to be related to me? Why can't I have a normal brother who's not a total embarrassment? Hey, that's what I'm here for.
Boner, look, I'm sorry.
I just can't make it, all right? My family needs me.
Yeah, all right, let me ask.
Hey, Dad? You're busy.
Yeah, Bone, should be fine.
I'll call you if it's a hassle.
Okay, bye.
-Hmm.
These are good, you want one? -No, thanks.
-Dad, about tonight, I'd really-- -Yeah, about tonight.
Look, would you please do me a favor and try not to tease your sister tonight, okay? -Carol? -Yeah, that sister.
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