21. 185982 - The Long Goodbye (第2季)【完整台词】

[BEN IMITATING TICKING WATCH] Hi, this is 60 Minutes.

But don't worry, it won't take that long.

Hi.

I'm Ben Seaver and welcome to my class project: "A Day in the Life of the Seavers.

" And what a day it is.

It's Chore Day and everybody has a job to do.

Mrs.

Seaver and Carol are gonna clean the drapes.

And Dr.

Seaver's using Carol’s computer to write some article for some mental magazine.

Oh, yeah.

He's a psychiatrist.

And Mike's gotta paint his room or Dad's gonna know the reason why.

I don't even care what grade I get on this.

I just wanna do "a" good job for you, Mrs.

Cutter.

JENNY: Ben, you were supposed to mention me.

Okay, okay.

Oh, uh, Jenny Foster, another one of your fine students is helping me by running the video camera.

Hi, Mrs.

Cutter.

Well, one thing you're-- One thing you're gonna notice about the Seavers is how well we get along.

MAGGIE: Come on, Jason.

JASON: Maggie, there's a difference between frugal and cheap.

All right, I take it back.

-You're a frugal-skate.

-Well, I don't see what's wrong with going with the old reliable inexpensive handyman we've always used for years.

Honey, a furnace is not a broken screen door.

It's a complicated piece of machinery.

Well, I think Jimmy can handle it.

And did I mention he works cheap? Would you hire him to perform open-heart surgery? Well, I'd let him give me an estimate.

Ben, Jenny, not now, please.

BEN: Keep rolling.

This could be good.

Honey, you know I love dear sweet Jimmy as much as you and the kids do.

Of course.

So why not destroy the man's dignity? Ha! BEN: It may look like they're arguing, but they're not.

They call this discussing.

Ben, I told you to turn that off.

No, keep rolling, Ben.

This could be great stuff.

Ben, I am not going to ask you again.

BEN: Uh-oh.

It looks like I've been invited to participate in this discussion.

[DOORBELL RINGS] Start rolling.

Come on.

MIKE: I got it, I got it, I got it.

Boner, I told you not to ring-- -Yo, Jimmy.

-Yo, Mike.

-Hey.

-Ha, ha! All right, let me see it.

Oh, right.

Not bad.

Now give me your best punch right here.

-Oh, no.

No, I can't.

-Come on.

-No, really, I ca-- -Wimp.

-Hey, come on, Jimmy.

I-- -Weenie.

-No, I-- -Come on.

Come on, I say.

Ooh! Oh, Jimmy.

Jimmy, I'm sorry.

Are you okay? I'm sorry.

-Look, I'm sorry.

-I'm all right.

I'm perfectly all right.

-Never been better.

MAGGIE: Jimmy.

Oh, Mrs.

Weaver.

Pretty as ever.

-Are you all right? -Yes, I'm great.

Oh, just a minute.

That pretty young woman there couldn't be-- -Yep, it's me.

-Karen.

-Carol.

-Right you are.

Jimmy, you son of a gun.

Oh, how's my favorite medicine man? How's my favorite handyman? Oh, I've been missing you folks.

I'm glad you called.

Well, it was Maggie's idea, she insisted.

Well, I understand you have a sick furnace.

-Well, it goes on, but it won't stay on.

-Oh, well, let me take a look.

Um, Jimmy, the furnace is in the basement.

That way.

Yes, but my tools is in my truck.

That way.

Oh, right.

It looks like the furnace could be the big story today at the Seavers'.

And, of course, Mrs.

Cutter, you can count on me to be there.

-Did you see how shaky he was? -No.

He was wheezing.

He couldn't catch his breath.

Oh, that's because I punched him in the stomach.

Oh, fine.

You men just stick together.