2. 185963 - Fast Times at Dewey High (第2季)【完整台词】

I give up.

I'm sorry.

I thought I'd try something new, but it didn't work.

-Tell me about it.

-Nothing ever changes for me.

Boner.

-I know exactly how you feel.

-Like dog drool.

I was expecting today to be different too.

I was stupid enough to even think I could get a date.

All I wanted was something new, something different.

Something unusual.

If I did agree to go to this dance with you, which I haven't.

Right, right, right.

-You'd have to agree to certain conditions.

-Anything.

No handholding.

No slow dancing, no fast dancing.

And if you agree to go, I don't even have to show up.

-Do I? -No.

Okay, you've got your date.

And you got something unusual.

Louis? LOUIS: Seaverface? -I hear you been looking for me.

-Yep.

So I'm here.

LOUIS: What's the matter? Afraid to come in? You're afraid to come out.

Louis? Hey, Dad was right.

All right, you little-- -You-- You grew.

-You didn't.

[TOILET FLUSHES] I think that's my bus.

Whoa, Ben, he was actually afraid of you.

Yeah, well, Mark, everybody's a little bit afraid.

Even big guys like me.

Now, I don't wanna break Elaine's heart.

And I sure don't wanna upset the blond.

So it's out of my hands.

Now, the next girl that walks around the corner is history.

[EDDIE WHISTLING] -Boner, Boner.

-I know.

Get lost.

Mike, what happened? -Gym class, I misfired on a power squat.

-Oh, no.

Yeah, look, I have to see a doctor tonight.

-So the dance is out.

-Yeah, I'm really sorry, Elaine.

But I promise we'll go out just as soon as I'm whole.

-I hope you understand.

-Of course I do.

-Is there anything I can do to help? -No.

I'd rather not have you see me like this, okay? -Okay, take care.

-You too, bye-bye.

Hi.

-You.

-Me.

Look, I'm a class dude and I don't wanna meet my date at the dance.

So, what do you say I pick you up? Date? We don't have a date.

Yes, we do.

For the dance tonight.

No, I just said I'd see you there.

Oh, wait a minute, I get it.

Found someone you like better and dumped me.

Oh, no, I could never do something like that.

Could you? No, no, don't change the subject here.

-Mike, you misunderstood.

-Misunderstood, are you--? -You have any idea what I gave up for you? -I didn't ask you to give anything up.

I'll tell you what.

I gave up Elaine Dooley for a date with you.

Mike, I couldn't date you.

I don't even trust you.

Look, before you mistrust me, I suggest you get to know me.

I do know you, Mike.

-From where? -You remember the class picnic last year? No, you weren't there.

I would have remembered you.

I can prove I was there.

You did that really funny impression of Bucktooth Becky Zwarkin, remember? Pass the corn, please.

Very funny.

Becky? You have had quite a summer.

And you have had quite a fall.

-Hi, guys.

-Hi.

BEN: Hi.

So, Jason, were you lonely today? [GIGGLING] And, Ben, what did you learn your first day back? I learned that Hebrew school is not the answer.

I'll explain later.

So, Carol, was today everything you hoped it would be? Well, it started out a little shaky, but it ended up okay.

Oh, good.

-I even have a date for the dance.

-Great.

And the best part is, I don't even have to go.

[MIKE SIGHS] -Mike, you're late, where have you been? -Mom, I've been doing some thinking.

Girls have feelings just like regular people.

Uh-huh.

Mom, I think I have learned more today than I have in my entire educational career.

Oh, that's great, Mike.

So you have good teachers? Uh, maybe.

I'll find out tomorrow when I go to class.

Jason.

JASON: Mike, 7:00 comes early.

Let's go, pal.

MIKE: All right.

MAGGIE: Carol, honey, school in the morning.