2. 185963 - Fast Times at Dewey High (第2季)【完整台词】

Let's make up for all those years of going braless, shall we? And one, and two [PHONE RINGS] and one, and two, and one, and two-- Hold that thought.

Hello? Yeah, this is Ben's father.

Well, that doesn't sound like Ben.

All right, I'll be right over.

Where did I leave my bra? -Carol, we saved your old-- Right.

-Seat.

Uh-huh.

Well, see, this is a new year.

And I thought that we've been together at lunch for so long new people would be good for us.

-Wow.

You're like-- -Dumping us? -Right.

-Uh-huh.

It wouldn't be the same, we've eaten together since the fifth grade.

-Fourth.

Uh-huh.

-Right.

And I don't deal well with major change.

I'll sit, I'll sit.

-Right.

-Uh-huh.

Wow, that must be great to find two women who will share you like that.

Boner, they don't know.

Don't be so stupid.

I'm stupid? You've got a date with two girls, and I'm stupid? I am stupid.

So who are you gonna cut loose, Mikey? Eddie, I'm gonna go over there, and I'm gonna talk to Elaine.

I'm gonna let her down very gently, very easily.

End with the dumperoo, right.

Watch me.

I'm not kidding, here he comes.

Elaine? -Oh, Mike, hi.

-Hi.

Could we talk for a minute? -Did you wanna sit? -No, no, I can't stay.

-So.

-What? -I should just tell you.

-About the dance? -Yeah, I-- -I'm so excited.

Wait until you see the new outfit I got.

You got a new outfit.

Yeah, and it's really hot.

I got it at Chadwick's Department Store.

Great store, you know.

Very liberal return policy.

Elaine-- All I've been able to think about all day is the dance.

What a coincidence.

-I found her, the dream girl, Room 204.

-Two-oh-four, thanks, great, Eddie.

Now, if I were you, I wouldn't dust the blond, I'd dump Elaine.

No, no, I'm not dusting the blond.

I'm just putting her on hold till next week, all right? Hey, Eddie, here, tell me, how does this sound like, okay? Hi.

Call me crazy, but this just can't wait.

You know, I think that we've got something really special here between us.

I don't wanna share that with a bunch of high school kids at a dance.

What do you say you and me go out instead next week? Just the two of us.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Look, call me crazy, but this just couldn't wait.

-I think we've got something-- ELAINE: Hi, Mike.

Hi, Elaine.

Something really special.

It could wait after all.

You can talk to him in here till recess ends.

Boy, when you're small, people don't even ask you if you want your parents called.

So I understand you wanna be transferred to another school.

-Well, this place is getting kind of old.

-Well, that would be difficult.

For you to go to another school, we've gotta move to another district.

-Is that a problem? -Yes.

I got it.

How about Hebrew school? How about you telling me why some kid wants to fight with you? -You heard? -Mm-hm.

See, there's this big mean kid, Louis Vasco.

Last year I wouldn't let him cheat off me.

Well, good for you.

He sent a message, Ben, this is so strange.

Well, he wouldn't meet me in the girls' bathroom.

No, I mean, this whole situation.

Would you believe the same thing happened to me? -Come on, Dad.

-You don't believe me? You're going to do like you always do and tell me some story of how you didn't run and you ended up being friends.

-No, I ran.

-What? I was 11 years old and I was trying out for this baseball team, the Oilers.

Well, it came right down to me or this other boy for the third base position, see.

Well, boy wasn't really right.

This kid was a gorilla.

They called him Killer.

-What'd you do? -I quit.

I didn't play baseball that whole year.

Anyway, I didn't see Killer again for 15 years.

And I saw him at a reunion.

He had a big beer belly.

All athletes end up with beer bellies.

And I was there with your mom.

-And Killer, whose real name was Ralph-- -Dad, what's your point? Well, the point is, he told me he was glad that I didn't fight him that day.

Why? Because he was just as afraid of me as I was of him.

-Big guys are afraid too? -Yes.

So you're saying I should face this guy like a man? That's right.

And if that doesn't work and he starts to hit you, then you run like the wind.

Excuse me, do you by chance have a date for tonight's dance? Pardon me, but I.

Hi.

Why won't anyone go to the dance--? Sorry, Carol, I thought you was just a regular girl.

[BELL RINGING] Two p.

m.

, and things are not getting better.