2. 185963 - Fast Times at Dewey High (第2季)【完整台词】

"One million students report back for first day of school.

" "Two million parents giggle hysterically with glee.

" I bet it's so quiet around here, you'll miss them by noon.

[HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLING] [SWISHING] New pants? I'm sick.

Well, you didn't seem so sick when you ate those three waffles.

Maybe I got ahold of some bad syrup? -You know what I think? -Yeah, I'm going to school.

All right, is this gonna be a great day or what? You're excited about the first day of school? Yes.

Ben, look at Mike.

Even he's anxious to get back to school.

Yeah, it's the beginning of my junior year.

You know what that means? It means I'm more mature now.

It means I'm more responsible.

It means that in less than two years I'm gonna be getting out of that dump.

Only a yo-yo would be excited about the first day of school.

Good morning, all.

Carol, your new outfit looks great.

It's not too -sexy? -Maybe for Bulgaria.

I think you look terrific.

Yeah, well, I just wanna begin on the right foot.

I mean, a new year.

-New challenges, new clothes, new friends.

-New zits.

[HORN HONKING] Mike, Carol, the bus.

-Bye, sweetie, bye.

-See you later, Mom.

-Hold it, Mike.

-What? -You're ready for school? -Yeah.

Your sister has her books, notebooks, paper, pencils, binders, course dividers-- Mom, Mom, I know where you're going here.

Carol's not the only one who's prepared for school.

I'm just not a fanatic.

Now, what have you done to prepare for school? All right, all right.

Tonight, there's a welcome back dance.

I have already got myself a date.

MAN [OVER PA]: Attention, Dewey High Hooters.

Hello? School is canceled.

Just kidding.

Now I have your attention, have all forms filled out and signed.

-Mike, Mikey? -Hey, Eddie, my man, how you doing? -Long time, no see.

-You're looking good.

[BONER CLEARS THROAT] Gentlemen.

-Boner, how you doing? -Mikey.

-Good to see you, my man.

-Hey, how you doing? Hey, what's that on your face? -This? A mustache.

-A mustache? -It wasn't there last week.

-I'm Italian.

No, no, it's drawn on.

Look.

It's not drawn, it's accented.

There's a lot, a jungle of hair.

Hey, Boner, what do your parents think about this? They ain't noticed yet.

[EDDIE LAUGHING] -Hi, Mike.

-Oh, hi, Elaine.

We meeting at the dance or are you picking me up? Come on, I'm a class dude.

I'm gonna pick you up.

-See you.

-Bye-bye.

Michael, Mikey, you're taking Elaine Dooley to the dance? Didn't I mention that to you guys? What, did she like lose a bet or something? You know, I have been working on that girl all summer long.

Laying down the basis for a deep and meaningful relationship that's built on trust, understanding and a mutual-- Whoa, who's that fox over there? -I got dibs on her.

-I got dibs on her.

-Hey, I said it first.

-Ohh.

You got Elaine.

If you'll excuse me, I have to meet this creature.

Hey, hey, I thought you had some deep personal relationship going here.

That's something else you learn, Eddie.

Relationships just don't always work out like you planned.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO] -Tough schedule, kid.

-Yeah, well, it's a brand-new year.

And I wanted it to be a challenge.

Get out of here.

-What'd you--? Right.

-Get? Uh-huh.

Algebra Two, Physics, Conversational Latin.

-Got the same-- -Schedule.

-Right, fifth year-- -Uh-huh.

In a row.

-Right.

-Uh-huh.

Oh, good.

Well, it's only 9:30.

Good things could still happen.

MAGGIE: This is it, Room 216.

This is a nicer classroom than you had last year, isn't it, Ben? Ben? Honey, is something wrong? No.

-No.

-Well, don't play around.

I wanna meet your teacher and I'm already late for work.

-Mark.

-Ben, you actually showed up.

-Is he here? -I haven't seen him.

-Hello, I'm Maggie Seaver, Ben's mother.

-Maggie Seaver? -You're Mike's mother.

-Yes.

Oh, Mrs.

Cutter, I didn't recognize you.

-But you remembered me.

-I remember Mike.

Is Louis Vasco in this class? -Louis Vasco? -Big kid.

-No.

-All right.

I don't know what's going on.