15. 185975 - Thank God It's Friday (第2季)【完整台词】

Mike, everyone's gonna think we're weenies if we go.

They won't, man.

Look, none of these people even know us.

We can just slip out of here and who will know? Hey, Seaver.

I found six more Dewey Hooters here tonight.

-Hi, Mike.

-Hey, Seaver.

Hi.

Oh, good.

[MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV] [GUNFIRE OVER TV] Who wants some fresh-from-the-oven mock apple pie? [IN UNISON] Shh! -Honey, mock apple? -Sure.

-What did I miss? -Plenty.

The Colombian cartel has these mules running a half ton of uncut snow into the Miami pipeline.

We're talking a street value of 16 million big ones here.

Sounds low to me.

Well, I got a great idea.

Why don't we watch a Disney movie on tape.

JASON: Yeah.

-Mom, not in front of Trudy.

How about Cinderella with all those cute little mice? When we had mice last year, you didn't think they were so cute.

Maggie, exactly what am I eating here? This tastes like a soggy cracker or something.

[HORN HONKING] That's my dad.

Well, Trudy, it's been nice having you as our guest.

Guest? Does that mean you're gonna try to get out of paying me? Um, um, um-- Of course not.

Jason? Oh, Jason, yeah, right, sure.

Here, Trudy.

Thanks.

Anytime you want me to babysit you guys, just let me know.

Okay.

Now, this was my favorite movie when I was a little girl.

Oh, boy, am I tired.

Yeah, I'm one tired little puppy.

CAROL: Good night, Dad.

BEN: Good night.

-Good night, Mom.

MAGGIE: Good night.

[SIGHS] Heh.

You know, when I was 10, if I knew half of what Ben knows now I'd have been dangerous.

Honey, Ben is dangerous.

-Hi, Mike.

-Hi.

We're dead.

We're dead.

-Everyone's gonna think we're weenies.

-Not necessarily.

I got an idea.

We don't have to say we don't wanna try cocaine.

All we have to say is we have to be home before 10.

[LAUGHS] What's so funny? I was thinking how upset my mom and dad would be if they knew I was having this party.

I'll bet.

Well, see, it's their coke.

Now, where were we? Um.

Uh, look.

-I just wanted to say that-- -That I'm Eddie and that's Boner up there.

Hi.

Well, let's make this a group toot.

-Lana? -Eddie? Seav, Seav, you can be cool or you can be a wimp here, huh? Rah, rah.

The hot tub is looking pretty good.

It'll look better once we visit the bathroom.

Don't mind if I do.

Oh, hot-tubbing with Lana Faraday.

I can't stand it.

It's lucky I'm wearing my trunks.

I ran out of clean underwear.

Shall we? Don't blow this for us, Mike, huh? [CHUCKLES] Is something wrong? Um.

Look, I'm just not in the mood, okay? He's just trying to get all the drugs out of his system.

Eddie, please.

If you're gonna have a discussion, could we use the john? Just wait a minute, okay? Now, what's going on here? Um.

Look, I've never done coke before.

[BOTH LAUGHING] For a second there, I thought you guys were narcs.

Especially the strange-looking one.

Thank you.

Look, if it's your first time, we'll be gentle with you.

-First time here.

-First time, first time.

Hey.

I don't wanna do coke, okay? [BOTH LAUGHING] Hey, come on, what's wrong with that? Um.

I'm gonna go check on the hot tub.

I'll come with you.

[LANA AND RHONDA LAUGHING] Excuse us, boys.

Guys, I feel like a jerk.

Let's get out of here.

Are you guys coming or what? Oh, Mike, she's checking on the hot tub.

Eddie, can we go? Let's put it to a vote, huh? Look, we came together, we should leave together.

I thought you guys were my friends.

All right, you guys can stay or you can go, but I'm leaving.

I think I wanna stay, Mike.

Boner? Mike, friends don't make friends do something they don't want to.

Exactly.

You know I never thought Seaver would wimp out like that.

What? I'm confused, man.

We've been running with Mikey since the first grade.

We know he's not a wimp, he's cool.

So are you in or are you out, boys? [INSTRUMENTAL "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL" PLAYING OVER TV] [HUMMING] [TURNS TV OFF] Well, 2:15 a.

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That's nice, Mike.

-Dad.

-Mike.

It is Mike, isn't it? No, it couldn't be.

My Mike was supposed to be home at 1a.

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