15. 185975 - Thank God It's Friday (第2季)【完整台词】

Yo, Rolando.

Roland, Roland, let me give you a hand here.

Boner, help the man out.

Wait a minute.

Are you guys really so pathetic that you're practically begging to come to the party? -Yes.

-Roland, please.

Yes.

Okay.

The food's over there.

The drinks are over there, and the women.

What the heck, they're everywhere.

Hey, Roland.

Roland, so whose house is this, anyway? Beats me.

-Will you look at this place? -Yeah, I'm looking, man.

-Holy mackerel, Eddie.

-What? What? Over there by the piano.

Is that Lana from Dewey? Wait, Lana who? Lana "My daddy gave me a Porsche for my birthday" Faraday.

Oh, wow, that could be.

I've never been in the same room with her.

Oh, look, man.

And there's Henry and Peter.

Look, there's John Simpson.

Can you actually believe we're at the same party with these guys? -You're right.

Come on, we should go.

-No, no.

No, there is no reason why we cannot run with this crowd, right? -Yeah.

-Just stay cool, be loose.

Wow, would you guys take a look at this mama? Keep it cool, Bone.

Cool it, okay? Come on, this is a real classy bunch.

Excuse me.

Gentlemen, start your engines.

I gotta go to the john first.

Hey, hey.

Wait your turn, bozo.

Oh, sorry.

Did you guys notice something? Rich people go to the bathroom in groups.

Come on, man, didn't you know that? Come on.

Don't embarrass us in front of these people, Boner.

Excuse me, that chick wants me.

Get real, huh? She wants me.

Yeah, well, you guys discuss it, all right? -Uh, heh.

Hi.

-Hi.

Um, I'm sorry, but I just had to tell you that you look just like a movie star.

Really? Which one? Which one? Well, you know, that real sexy movie star.

-Rob Lowe? -Right.

No, no.

You're cute.

Yeah, well, it's a look.

So would you like to go to the john with me? [LAUGHS] No, no, no, that's okay.

You go.

Oh, I'm sorry, you probably think that I'm after your stash.

Huh? It's my treat.

You are cool, aren't you? Um.

Cool.

Yeah.

RHONDA: Our turn.

-Uh.

Listen, I gotta go to the bathroom.

-Right.

I don't mean the bathroom.

The bathroom.

Rhonda, your parents are on the phone, long distance.

Okay.

Don't go away.

Mike Seaver.

-Right? -Yeah, Lana.

Lana, you have no idea how nice it is to see you.

Oh, nice to see you too.

Look, Lana, don't freak, but there is cocaine at this party.

Oh, I should hope so.

[CHUCKLES] You're funny.

Don't freak.

That's great.

That's great.

Ha-ha-ha.

Guys.

Guys, do you have any idea what kind of a party this is? -Oh, yeah, it's a great one.

-It's not, man, it's not.

Listen, there's cocaine at this party, right there in that bathroom.

-Yeah.

-Wow.

So rich people don't necessarily go to the bathroom together after all.

Come on, guys, we're not really interested in cocaine, are we? -No, I'm not.

-Not me.

Let's just get the hell out of here.

-But I am interested in Lana.

Ha-ha-ha.

-Oh, yeah.

Lana? She does cocaine too, man.

I thought she was cool.

Whoa, Mikey, you know, a lot of cool people use cocaine.

Eddie, that stuff is killing people.

It's not gonna hurt us if we use it just this one time with Lana and her female friends.

Yeah.

I'm sure that everybody who's been screwed up by that they felt the same way the first time.

Yeah.

And you're saying we're that wishy-washy? Yeah.

Would you look at the man? I rest my case.

Come on, let's split.