15. 185975 - Thank God It's Friday (第2季)【完整台词】

[PHONE RINGING] Hello, Ben Seaver's residence.

Carol, it's your stupid boyfriend.

Shut up, Ben, just shut up.

Hang up the phone, Ben.

-Ben, is your mom home yet? -Nope.

I thought I heard her car.

That's Mike.

He washed his car.

He's driving it back and forth on the driveway to air-dry it.

She better hurry or we're gonna miss the start of that movie.

I don't get why you guys wanna spend Friday night at a movie when you could stay home with me on the best TV night of the week.

It's like this, Ben.

Every once in a while, your mom and I like to go out together just to celebrate the fact that we have three great kids.

Sure, Dad.

Besides, Tuesday night is the best TV night.

And, oh, Ben, this is a new sitter tonight, so please be kind to her, okay? I don't need a sitter.

We've been over that.

I just mean the guy taking out Carol cancelled so she can watch me.

Well, I hope I can catch the sitter.

CAROL: I'm on the phone, pea brain.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Ben.

TGIF.

Oh, you said it.

I just wanna put my feet up and relax.

-Mom, you forgot the movie.

-What movie? The one Dad's been looking forward to all week.

Well, it's okay, Ben.

We'll have just as much fun staying home with you tonight.

And Carol.

What happened to her date with Bobby Winnet? He's grounded.

But I didn't do anything.

It's Carol’s boyfriend.

He got his third speeding ticket in six months.

Ha-ha.

All right, Bobby.

Um.

I mean, you know, somebody should speak to the boy.

[SIGHS] Talk about bad news.

Bobby's grounded, the date's cancelled, you're bummed.

We heard.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shower.

Big plans tonight? No, just me and Eddie and Boner are gonna go hang out.

You're gonna shower for Eddie and Boner? [CHUCKLES] Come on, Dad, I'm showering because I might get lucky.

Define "get lucky.

" Um.

Well, you know, I might run into one of my teachers and I sure want to be clean for that.

Ten bucks says he's going trolling for chicks.

Okay, okay, Ben, here's your beans and weenies.

And, Carol, you get the macho meat beef.

And, Jason, here's your it-sure-tastes-like-chicken chicken.

[PHONE RINGS] Hello? Yeah.

Mike, it's Eddie! MIKE: Take a message, I'm shaving.

What's he shaving? Hey, those two chin hairs can get kind of unruly, you know.

I'll tell him, Eddie.

Eddie says what's keeping you? There's a thousand vices out there with your name on them.

Yes, I'll have a talk with him.

Thank you.

Uh, Dad, there's no need for you to have a talk with me.

After the fine job you and Dad have done teaching me the proper values I don't think there's gonna be anything to worry about.

I mean, what can you do, lock me in my room? BOTH: Hmm.

-Hey.

[DOORBELL RINGS] -I'll get it.

-Okay, so I'll see you guys at 1.

And there's no need at all for you guys to wait up for me.

So whose turn is it to wait up, yours or mine? So, like, hi.

Jason, you forgot to cancel the babysitter? I thought you did.

Trudy, I'm sorry, we changed our plans.

I'll run you home.

Oh, wow, I'm not allowed.

Excuse me? My mom and dad are out for the evening and I'm not allowed to be home alone.

Wait a minute here.

Let me get this straight.

My sitter needs a sitter? So, what do you guys wanna do? We could try Bowl Your Brains Out, -Again? -Then you think of something.

The youth center's having a teenage mixer and fish fry.

And you're having a breakdown.

Yeah, I got it, I got it.

We could park outside a drive-in and lip-read a movie.

That's good.

That's real good.

Come on, man, it's Swedish.

[ALL SPEAK IN SWEDISH] Roland Taylor.

-Roland, man, how you doing? -I'm good, Seaver.

-Yeah.

-Eddie, Boner, how's it going? Hey.

How's college? Forget college.

How's the co-ed dorms? BOTH: Ha-ha-ha.

-So, what have you been up to? Just picking up some pizzas for a little get-together.

You? Oh, big stuff, big stuff.

Yeah, we got some dates with some Swedish women tonight.

[BOTH SPEAK IN SWEDISH] So the night's working out for all of us.

-It's good to see you guys.

MIKE: You too.

What's he got going? Eight large pizzas.

That's 74.

55.

There's 80.

You keep the change.

[MIKE CLEARS THROAT] Hey, Roland, about this little get-together tonight.

It's just your standard young girls, heated pool, no parents, let's-get-crazy event.