12. 185973 - Higher Education (第2季)【完整台词】

-Ah, it wasn't real butter.

I hate that too.

Look, Robin, do you have any idea why I brought you here tonight? -I have a pretty good idea.

-No, you don't.

-Yes, I do.

-You don't.

-Yes, I do.

-Look Robin, I brought you here tonight so that I could gross you out so you wouldn't like me.

You did? What does a guy have to do to offend you? -You just did it.

-All right, finally.

After I put my TA status on the line for you, and this is how you treat me? Only after you put my ski trip on the line.

I was just flirting.

Robin, that was blackmailing, not flirting.

Flirting, I know about.

You sure do.

Like this morning, when you offered me your body.

Robin, I offer every girl my body, all right? -Just nobody ever took me up on it.

-What's wrong with treating you the way guys have treated girls since the beginning of time? The beginning of time? Robin, I've only been dating for a year.

Well, don't worry.

You can go on your precious ski trip and you won't be stuck with me.

[SOBBING] Hey, come on, Robin, don't cry.

What do you mean "stuck"? I just didn't wanna be forced into doing something that.

Look, just because guys are crummy to girls doesn't mean you have to be crummy to me.

You know, I think it is the guys who ought to change, not the girls.

I know.

Pretty frightening concept, isn't it? Wow, look at that, she's crying.

Must have been one of my lines.

Look, Robin, I just wish that none of this had ever, ever happened.

-You're right.

-Well, thank you.

-I shouldn't have blackmailed you.

-Yeah.

-I was so wrong.

-Yeah.

-I should have never changed your grade.

-Yeah-- No.

-And tomorrow, I'm gonna make it right.

-Uh, Robin-- Tomorrow, I'm gonna change your grade back to a D-plus.

-Uh, you don't-- -And thank you, Mike.

Thanks for helping me see how wrong I was.

MAN [ON TV]: Time for the news.

It's 11:00.

Do you know where your children are? I don't have any children.

You're still up two hours after your bedtime and you've trashed the entire living room.

-I'll clean it up.

-No, no, this is fine.

Stay right where you are.

Get comfortable.

-Perfect.

Good night, Ben.

Night, Dad.

-Good night, Carol.

Ben, you're up two hours past your bedtime.

-Yeah, well, see, I was-- -And what is this mess here? I was set up.

Take these dishes to the kitchen and get straight up to bed right now.

I'm going, I'm going.

Look at this.

Peanut butter all over the place.

Mike, are you responsible for this mess? Probably.

-Where have you been? -Out following Mom's advice.

And just between you and me, Dad, it was the worst advice I have ever gotten.

Oh, and, Dad, uh, the grade on my English test after tomorrow it won't be an A, it'll be a D-plus.

-Why? -My teacher's throwing out the grade curve.

-Mike, I'm very-- -Disappointed in me.

Yeah, I know, me too.

How do you think I feel? I'm missing out on the ski trip and all that gorgeous class spirit.

I mean, Dad, all I know is nothing has been right since you've been sick.

Well, suddenly I'm feeling much better.

Oh, yeah.