All right, I'll say it one more time.
We got one ski trip 72 hours, 23 women, 13 guys and one nearsighted chaperone.
Gentlemen, the possibilities are endless.
Yeah, I'm only taking one ski.
Yeah.
No way my folks are gonna let me go.
Boner, you just gotta learn how to handle old people.
Mike, you haven't talked to your parents yet.
Oh, come on, Bone, you actually think my parents could say no to me? I know, you can talk to my mom and dad for me.
No.
Eddie, go get a couple of chairs, all right? Bone, look, I'll show you.
I'll be your dad and, Eddie, you be Bone's mom.
[IN FALSETTO] Yes, dear.
Okay.
Now, it's evening at the Stabone residence.
And you and your charming parents are sitting down for a lovely dinner.
My dad usually sits here.
Fine.
Um, pass the potatoes.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Uh, what's your dad's name, Boner? Sylvester.
Wait a minute.
Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone? Who knew? Yeah.
Um-- [IN DEEP VOICE] Okay.
So, Richard, what is it you wanted to talk to us about? -Well, there's this, uh, ski trip-- -Ski trip? Ha! Why would you want to go on a ski trip? You don't even know how to ski.
See, guys, what did I tell you? He ain't gonna even let me go.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Boner, look, it's just for pretend, all right? -Oh.
-Now, come on.
[IN DEEP VOICE] All right, give me one good reason why we should let you go.
Women.
[IN FALSETTO] Women? I will not have talk like this at my table.
Go to your room, Richard.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Bone, you never say "women" in front of your parents, okay? You say stuff like class spirit, you say growth experience but you never ever say women.
-Okay, class spirit.
-Right.
-[IN NORMAL VOICE] Growth experience.
-Yes.
ALL: Women! Don't leave your books there.
Take them to your room.
No snacking.
You'll spoil your dinner.
Mom and Dad are sick and Carol is mad with power.
-Is it clean yet? -I'm working, I'm working.
Hey, wait a minute.
Mom and Dad are sick? Oh, this is perfect.
Now I can ask them about the ski trip while they're weak.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] Uh, Carol just told me the awful news and.
Well, I just thought I'd come in to offer my condolences.
We're sick, Mike, not dead.
Well, okay then, that settles it.
Settles what? There was a class ski trip this weekend and I thought I'd try to get out of it so I could spend some time palling around with you guys.
But obviously you're in no shape for that, so I guess I gotta go.
JASON: Forget it, Mike.
Dad? You're not going anywhere while you're still flunking English.
Oh.
Oh, great timing, Dad.
I mean, we had an English test today.
Couldn't you have told me this before I took it? If I had known you'd take this kind of attitude, I just may have studied for it.
-Oh.
I feel worse than Mike's grades.
-Ah.
Me too.
-I gotta try again to call a doctor.
-You are a doctor.
Oh, I guess that's why I keep getting a busy signal.
[GROANS] Oh, Seaver, wait up, guy.
Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.
You're not gonna believe this.
This has got to be the best news since Lucy came back to TV.
What? Boner.
His folks are letting him go on the ski trip.
Thanks a lot, Mikey.
How come you ain't sharing in my joy? Because I'm not going.
-What? -What? My dad says I have to be passing English, and he tells me this after yesterday's test.
Are you sure you flunked? Eddie, come on, this is me we're talking about.
Wake up and smell yourself.
You know, Mikey, as long as there's a grade curve there's always hope.
Hey, yeah, you know, especially with Boner in the curve.
I do what I can.
Why don't you go ask the teacher's aide on this one, huh? Hey, thanks a lot, guys.
Uh, hi.
Oh, hi, Mike.
-Uh, Bobbie, right? -Robin.
Robin, Robin, yeah.
So, Robin, uh, have you finished grading those tests from yesterday yet? Yeah.
Your definition of a dangling participle was.
-Inspired? -Dirty.
-Oh, well, how'd I do overall? -Mike, I can't tell you.
-Oh.
Why? -It's the rules.
Come on, Robin, I gotta know.
Look, whatever you want.
I'll trade you my body for the information.
Is that an offer? Uh.
Look, Robin, I really need to know this grade, okay? Now, if I don't pass, I don't go in the ski trip.
Oh, you're going? Well, yeah, if I get a C.
So, come on, tell me what I got.
What you got rhymes with C.
Oh, the schools are giving out G's now? D-plus.
D-plus.
Is that with the curve? That's with an incredible curve.
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