7. 185808 - Weekend Fantasy (第1季)【完整台词】

Where were you? We worried about you.

Hey, thanks for keeping things fun.

What are you guys doing here? I mean, wasn't it enough to send the cops by once this evening? But, Mike, we called and you weren't here.

You said you weren't going to call till tomorrow.

That's not the point, Mike.

Where the hell were you? Mrs.

Moisiodis made a bundt cake.

She invited us over for dessert.

And then she pulled out the vacation slides.

They went everywhere.

But we called at 10:00, Mike.

Where were you then? Norway.

Something to bear in mind, Mom.

If you've seen one fjord, you've seen them all.

Is that all true, Carol? Well, actually it was more a strudel than a bundt cake.

And the rest of it is about right.

What did you guys think we were doing here, anyway? Remember how we always swore we'd never do certain things to our kids that our parents did to us? Did we just do one of those things to our kids? I don't know.

I think we handled it pretty well under the circumstances.

- It could have been a lot worse.

- How? It could have been us watching Mrs.

Moisiodis' vacation slides.

Jason.

I guess we turned out to be pretty normal parents after all.

Oh, no, Maggie.

Are we normal? - Pretty scary, isn't it? - It is.

Say, do you think two normal parents would go out at 3:00 in the morning for a double-dipped banana fudge sundae surprise? I doubt it.

- You want to be abnormal? - Love to.

Okay, you go tell Mike we're going out - and I'll warm up the Volvo.

- Jason, there's just one problem.

- What? - The Volvo's in Vermont.

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