7. 185808 - Weekend Fantasy (第1季)【完整台词】

- Maybe you could become a comedian.

And maybe you, little boy, could become a pork chop! - Aren't you going to get the phone? - Good idea.

Thanks for sharing that with me, Jason.

I feel much better now.

Who are you calling? - I'm calling Ellen Coozman.

- Good.

Hello, Ellen? Yes, this is Jason Seaver.

Yeah, well, we just called the kids, and there was no answer so we just wondered maybe if you could run next door and take a look at them and Would you? Okay.

Good, thank you.

She's going to call us right back from the house.

Jason, I knew this was a mistake.

We should have never ever left them alone.

Honey, let's not panic, okay? I still say there's gonna be some reasonable explanation why they're not answering the phone.

Yeah? Like? Well, like, it's not unusual for kids to become phone-shy.

Ellen? Yes.

What? They're not there.

God, where on earth could they be? I don't know.

Yo, Michael, looking good! Hey, you kids got IDs? Yeah, here you go, my man.

Carol Seaver, born 1953.

Looks good to me.

Ben Seaver, army discharge.

Nam, huh? - Yep.

- How was it? It was hell.

Wow, Mike.

This place is awesome! Yeah, how come you didn't bring us here before? Well, you know how old-fashioned Mom and Dad are.

It won't matter after tonight because I'm dumping school and starting work here.

- Right, Slash? - All right, Seaver.

I can always use another bouncer.

What about you two? Looking for work? Yeah, I want to be a bartender! - I could be a waitress.

- You got it, toots.

Hey, Mike, parts of me have been missing parts of you.

- Why not take all of me? - All right.

Hey, buddy, do me a favor.

- Keep this for me.

- Sure.

- Three shooters and a bull maker.

- Coming up.

Hey, babe, where you been all my life, huh? In school.

Now, leave me alone! Come here, give me a kiss.

Just a little kiss.

Come here.

Hey, watch it, dude! You got something to say, tough guy? Go ahead, make my day.

I'm calling the Huntington police.

I'm a mother, I'm a reporter.

I know these things.

Hello, have I reached the police? Yes, this is Jason Seaver.

Yes, Mike's dad.

I want to report three missing children and it's been at least five minutes.

No, it could be seven, it might be seven minutes.

My wife and I are in Vermont, and we left the kids alone.

Yes, with Mike.

We phoned the neighbors, and they went to check the house, the kids aren't there.

Thank you.

Yes.

Okay.

Jason, you didn't leave them our phone number here.

No, that's because we're going home.

But, honey, it's a five-hour drive.

We can fly down and we'll take a cab, okay? - That's where we belong.

- Okay.

Okay.

Did you get, you got the goggles, didn't you? - Please, yes, thanks.

- Okay.

All right.

I have it, the damn key's bent now.

- You sure you have the right one? - Well, what does that look like? The hotel key.

Mike, what's going on? I'm tired.

Look, there's somebody in the house.

I want you guys to go down the garage roof, climb out on the oak tree and call the police from the Coozman's.

Go on.

Oh, no, Jason.

They're really not here.

What are we gonna do? We'll check back with the police.

Okay, come on.

Yes, yes, please.

Thank you very much.

Well, the police were here at 11:00, and all the kids were here then.

But, Jason, they're gone now.

I know.

They're gonna send another patrol car over right away.

Freeze! - That was quick.

- Hands up.

Over by the rail.

- No, you see - Move it! All right.

- But we're the Seavers.

We live here.

- The Seavers are in Vermont, lady.

No, we flew back.

We're them.

We're home.

All right, let's see some ID, pal.

It's not a good picture.

All right, why don't you go outside and get those kids and bring them in here? - Where are they? Are they safe? - You've found the kids.

Well, they were fine until they heard some prowlers downstairs and called the cops.

They can't be my parents.

My parents are in Vermont.

I don't believe this.

- My babies.

- Not so fast.

Mike, are these your parents? Either that, or somebody's very clever with make-up.