7. 185808 - Weekend Fantasy (第1季)【完整台词】

I mean, this guy did not look like the psycho killer type.

I see.

Tell me, smart guy, what exactly does the psycho killer type look like? That's very good.

Okay, that's it.

That's everything.

Look, by the time we get to the hotel it might be very late.

- What are you guys going to do tonight? - Probably just hang out.

- Okay, so we'll call you in the morning.

- Right.

We're out of here.

Your father and I are relying on you, Mike, and we have the utmost confidence in your ability to take care of the house and my babies.

Snow time.

Now, we wouldn't be doing this if we didn't trust you, Mike.

Maggie, let's go.

Okay.

Bye, everybody.

I think I can.

They've added stairs, you know.

- Jason, look at this.

- Looks great.

It's the same room we had 15 years ago.

Same furniture, same view.

Same bar of soap.

Not everything's the same.

No, they've sanitized the toilet for our protection.

I'm sure they held off as long as they could.

Remember what we did here, that very first night? You were crazy.

- You still that crazy? - Oh, I don't know.

- Come on, I dare you.

- Double dare? You're on.

Still crazy after all these years.

Look out.

You know, maybe we should call the kids.

Did somebody say we should call the kids? - I mean, they feel so far away.

- Yeah.

- You know, 300 miles away.

- Yeah.

Can you imagine how tiny they'd look from 300 miles away? Yeah.

How lost, how helpless, how abandoned.

Maggie, it's after 10:00.

We said we'd call them in the morning.

- I know, but - And Ben's asleep.

You really don't want to wake him up now, do you? Sweetheart, why don't you just start unpacking or something? Okay.

All right.

I'll start by putting away your sweater.

Come on, honey, what's the matter? Jason, the phone's rung seven times, and there's no answer.

Eight, nine ten.

Jason, that's 27 rings.

- Maybe they're sound asleep.

- Twenty-nine rings.

Three people could not sleep through 30 rings.

That's only 10 rings apiece.

Wait a minute, honey, come on.

Let me try.

Okay? Maybe you dialed a wrong number.

A wrong number.

You're right.

I could have done that.

I don't think I did that, but I could have done that.

Well? No answer, yet.

Honey, it's only been four rings.

Plus my 30.

Jason, something's wrong.

What could it be? Grilled hamburgers, all right.

Mike, do you really think Mom and Dad would let us have a barbecue? What's the big wow, Carol? We've had a barbecue before.

Never in the living room.

She's got a point there.

Yeah, all right, I'll do it in the kitchen.

How's this thing work, anyway? Never mind, I got it.

Carol, hand me another glass.

Thanks.

Come on, Mike, I wanted mine rare! Quick, I need something to cover the fire! Unbelievable! Now I have to start all over again.

It's too late! It's out of control! Guess this means we're eating out tonight.

Maggie, I think your imagination has gotten the better of you.

Mike would not barbecue our house.

Then what's going on? Why won't they answer the phone? Why don't we just think about this calmly for a minute, okay? We know they wouldn't do anything crazy.

Maybe they just decided to do something together.

Something they could all enjoy.

"Chapter 1.

My father's family name being Pirrip "and my Christian name, Philip, my infant tongue could make of both names "nothing longer or more explicit than Pip.

" I'll get it.

Darn, I was just getting into it! Remember what Mom said, "Don't open the door to strangers.

" He's no stranger.

He's somebody we know.

- Good evening.

- Hi, how are you doing? Come on in.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

You kiddies all alone? No problem, sir.

Any decision that needs to be made, I can handle it.

In that case, I have something very special I'd like to show you.

All right! Hands up! Okay, over by the couch! Unbelievable! If you think that machine gun's gonna make us buy one of your - stupid encyclopedias - Shut up! And hold this.

Actually, this is a submachine gun.

Can anyone here tell me who first developed this weapon in America? Thompson.

This is a Thompson submachine gun.

Something you might know if you owned a set of my encyclopedias.

No, your parents couldn't be bothered.

They were too busy laughing at me.

You were all laughing at me.

- The whole world laughs at me.