7. 185808 - Weekend Fantasy (第1季)【完整台词】

Jason, I don't know what we're gonna do about dinner.

I've got to work late tonight or I'll never finish that story.

Don't forget Mike's got that dentist appointment at 3:00.

I can take him.

I cancelled my 3:00 patient I moved my claustrophobic back to 6:00.

Great.

Can he cook? Maybe.

As long as he's not in an elevator.

Never mind.

I'll pick up something.

You know how long it's been since you and I have been alone together? We're alone now.

I'm talking about alone.

I mean, without our children without our work, without our clothes.

Mom, where are my wings? Houston, it looks like I'm going to have to bring her down in the kitchen.

Mom.

Come on, Mike! I've got a dress rehearsal in 10 minutes! Oh, no, enemy plane.

Looks like a definite dogfight.

- Mike! - Mom! Okay, Mike, will you stop shooting your sister and give the kid back his wings? Okay.

And Seaver steals the ball at mid-court.

He fakes left, fakes right, goes up and scores! Foul.

That's it.

Now the last one on that school bus has to eat your father's pancakes for a week.

Gross! - Bye.

- Later, guys.

Nice.

I'm sorry, honey.

How can I make it up to you, huh? Well, see if this gives you any ideas.

"Bronx gorilla takes bride"? No, read that.

"Mount Snow getaway weekend.

$189.

95.

" Jason, look.

It's at the Hartley Inn.

Remember the last time we were there? Yes.

Fifteen years ago.

Right after we were married.

As I recall, we never did use our lift tickets.

And nine months later we had Mike.

Maybe we should have done a little skiing.

Boy, wouldn't it be fun to do that sometime? - Well, how about this weekend? - What? Yeah, come on, Maggie.

Why don't we just go for it? - Really? - Really.

Boy, it would be so much fun.

Let's see, $189.

95 times two.

Do you think they'd charge full price for Ben? No! Because I'm talking about a Ben-less weekend.

A Ben-less, Carol-less, Mike-less weekend.

That's a pretty exclusive guest list.

Yeah, well, call me a snob.

Jason, where are we going to find a sitter on such short notice? - I have the perfect candidate.

- Who? - Sit down.

- Not Mike.

I beg you to sit down.

But, Jason, we've never left him in charge for more than six hours.

Yeah, well, our homeowner's policy covered most of that.

Come on, what's the problem? Honey, he's 15.

He doesn't even have his driver's license.

He doesn't have to drive the house, he only has to sit in it.

I know, but it's just that it's such a big step.

I agree.

It's a very big step.

For us.

What do you mean? I mean, it's tough to admit sometimes that your kids are growing up.

Jason, the boy just slam-dunked a grapefruit through his brother's halo.

I think Mike should be able to handle something like this.

The question is, can we handle it? You really think they'd be okay? I really think they'd be okay.

Okay, if they can handle it, I can handle it.

- Then you'll go? - You bet.

And you'll kick back and relax.

Jason, you are looking at the first lady of relaxation.

Okay, one more time.

Emergency phone numbers.

In the kitchen, on the refrigerator.

Okay, poison drill.

Strong alkalis, acids, petroleum products.

Call the paramedics and drink milk.

Everything else? Check with the doctor and throw up.

If it isn't the first lady of relaxation.

We're just going over a few things, Jason.

Let's not make a big deal out of it.

Mike, here's $100.

I was going to do this for nothing, but thanks.

That's for emergency use only.

So, like, if we have emergency dates? Just kidding, Dad.

I find that humor keeps the little ones at ease.

Thanks for the tip, Mike.

Now, we want you guys to all try and get along.

Mike is in charge.

And I want to reassure you that if anything should go amiss justice will be swift and severe.

Dad, don't you think there should be like a system of checks and balances here? I mean, I can accept that Mike has a certain authority - just so Ben and I have - Baseball bats.

I'll get that.

Good afternoon.

I'm from the Facts Are Us encyclopedia company.

I'm sorry, sir.

But my parents really don't have time at the moment.

You see, they're about to go away for the weekend.

Okay, thank you anyway.

Have a nice trip.

Mike, you should never ever tell someone like that that your parents aren't going to be home.

Not off to a great start, Mike.

Okay.