3. 185801 - Jealousy (第1季)【完整台词】

Excuse me.

Mags, I will need to see you for a couple of minutes before that meeting at 2:00.

And it's 1:30 now.

Well, look, Fred, why don't you just join us for lunch? - I don't want to impose.

- No, I insist.

- You two have work to do together.

- That's very nice of you, Jason.

Mags, I didn't tell you, two of these goons tried to muscle me when I was out at that Easttown dump.

Must have been some big goons.

Come on, Carol, why can't you just write this essay for me? Because it's your assignment.

Yeah, but you'd do a better job.

I mean, look, you're standing on principle and the result is that the essay suffers.

Now, do you really want that on your conscience? That's the private hell I choose to live within.

Maggie? I thought I heard a car door slam.

No, you know, Dad, no matter how many times I ask the neighbors to please climb out through their windows they insist on using those doors.

Don't be a wise guy, Mike.

- Carol, what time does your watch say? - 10:03.

- Why? Is yours broken? - No, it says 10:02.

I just thought it might have stopped.

Apparently, it did, Dad.

But it sounds like you've nipped it in the bud.

Maggie? Fred.

Hi.

Yeah, no, I'll have her call you right away.

Okay.

You, too.

Yeah, bye.

Fred? Yeah, Fred's the guy your mother's working on that toxic waste story with.

He seems like a nice guy.

Very nice.

Darn nice.

Will you guys act your age? - Hi, everybody.

- Hey, Mom.

Maggie! I didn't even hear your car door slam.

Well, I'll try and do it louder next time.

Well, guys, how's it going? What did you do today? - Well, I went - Nothing.

They're children.

They have boring, uneventful lives.

How was your day? Tell us about that story.

Jason, I'm sorry our lunch got turned into a work session.

No, are you kidding? That was great for me.

It was shocking for me to discover how little I knew about sludge.

- What about the Easttown dump? - Honey, I am really bushed.

I'd rather not even think about that stuff for a while.

- Okay? - Okay.

Sure.

Hey, Dad, don't forget to tell her Fred just called.

Fred called? Oh, good.

I need to talk to him.

We're gonna break this story tomorrow if it means working till midnight.

I just can't wait to nail those creeps.

Fred? Hi.

You're kidding.

So how did everyone enjoy my first foray into the wonderful world of pancakes? Well, it beat the heck out of your foray into the wonderful world of liver.

Dad, did they have science projects when you were in third grade? Ben, when Dad was in the third grade, they didn't have science.

In fact, when Dad was in the third grade, they didn't have the third grade.

Mike, they say the sense of humor is the final stage of child development.

You ought to feel it coming on any time now.

Yes, Ben.

I did a wonderful project in third grade.

- I grew mold on bread.

- On purpose? Yes, I determined that mold would grow faster on white bread than on pumpernickel.

I think I should strike out in new directions.

Well, what you really have to do is find something that interests you.

And that way the project will teach you the most.

- Ride's here.

Bye, Mom.

- Bye, sweetie.

Have a good day.

Nice talking to you, Mom.

You look great again.

Thanks.

Looking good yourself.

Well, yeah.

You know, been cutting down on the beer.

- Me, too.

- You, too.

Have a good day.

I'm out of here, too.

Remember, Fred and I will probably be working late again tonight.

Okay, so what time you think you'll be home? - Well, it's hard to say - Estimate.

I don't know between 9:00 and 11:00, I'd say.

You call that an estimate? An estimate is 9:05, 9:06.

Okay.

Let's say between 10:00 and 10:15.

Well, which one? 10:00 or 10:15? I don't know, Jason.

It's only 15 minutes.

"It's only 15 minutes"? Maggie, a lot can happen in 15 minutes.

The Titanic sunk in 15 minutes.

Charlton Heston picked up ten commandments in 15 minutes.

Our first child was conceived in 15 minutes.

Tops! Jason, are you jealous? Jealous? Of what? Of me and Fred.

You know, working late.

Of you and That is a comical thought.

- Jason, you are jealous.

- No, I'm not.

- Come on.

Yes, you are.

- No, I'm not jealous, Maggie.

I'm a psychiatrist.