4. Sock Opera (第2季)【完整台词】

All right, Mabel, today is the big day.

Big day! Soos finally fixed up the laptop.

If this thing works, we could learn the identity of the author and unravel the greatest mysteries of Gravity Falls.

You ready? Oh, I'm ready, baby.

Ma-ma.

This is it.

This is it.

Ha, ha! It worked! Blip, blap, bloobity bloop, twins.

Ugh! Of course, a password.

Don't you worry, bro bro.

With your brains and my laser focus, there is literally nothing that can distract us from Did you hear that? All my life I've been dreaming Of a love that's right for me And now I finally know her name And it's Sing it with me kids Literacy I finally understand what all the buzz is about.

Reading.

Give me some of that honey.

Ba bump.

Ba bump.

Oh, boy.

Corrections by XhmikosR Thank you.

Thank you.

Just when I was getting over Mermando, of course, you show up at my doorstep.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about Mermando.

Did not care for Mermando.

Okay, this cryptology book says there's 7.

2 million 8-letter words.

I'll type, you read.

Okay, Mabel? Mabel? And that's why we don't stick our hands in Other people's mouths Hey, I'm Gabe Benson, y'all.

Goodnight.

Hey, good job today, you guys.

You were late on your cue.

What? Hey, hey.

Be good to each other.

We're all stars.

Hey! Guess who's Mabel? I am! Care to learn more? I bet you do.

You like to learn.

And I'm up.

Oh, hey, I'm Gabe, master of puppets.

Nice to meet you.

You're amazing with those puppets.

Really? A lot of people think puppets are dumb or just for kids or something.

Are you kidding me? I'm puppet crazy.

People call me "puppet crazy Mabel".

Really? People used to call me "puppet crazy Gabe".

So when's your next puppet show? I mean, you can't really love puppets, if you're not throwing puppet shows, right.

Yeah, I mean I'm totally working on a puppet show.

Oh, what are the details? There are so many details.

So, how did it go? Dipper, how hard do you think it would be to write and compose a sock puppet rock opera and live pyrotechnics by Friday? What? Mabel, are you serious? I don't know what happened.

I got lost in his eyes and his ponytail and I'm going to be so embarrassed on Friday if I don't have anything.

But what about cracking this password? You know, mystery twins? If you help me with this for just a couple of days, I promise I'll help you with the password.

Please.

Pretty please.

It's for love, Dipper.

All right, okay.

Yes! Thank you.

This guy, he's number one! Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Man, I can't wait to get to the bottom of this laptop.

We're close to something big here.

I can feel it.

Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Come on.

All right, the play is going to be called "Glove Story: A Sock Opera".

Just a warning, people's eyes will get wet, 'cause they'll be crying from laughing, from how tragic it is.

Yeah, that that sounds great.

Come on, Dipper.

You just got to roll with Mabel's craziness.

It's what makes life worth living.

Puppet boy, puppet boy You're the boy I Love Not even gonna ask.

Goodnight, my babies.

Wack, wack, wack, muaah.

Soon, Gabe Benson.

Ugh, wrong password.

Wrong.

Wrong! Ugh! Don't stay up all night, Dipper.

Last time you got this sleep deprived you tried to eat your own shirt.

Bleh.

Just a few more tries.

Ugh! I can't take that sound anymore.

I hate you sound.

There has to be some shortcut or clue.

Who would know about secret codes? I think I know a guy.

Well, well, well, you're awfully persistent, Pine Tree.

Hats off to you.

You again! Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.

Hardly.

You worked with Gideon.

You tried to destroy my uncle's mind.

It was just a job, kid.

No hard feelings.

I've been keeping an eye on you since then and I must say, I'm impressed.

Really? You deserve a prize.

Here, have a head that's always screaming.

The point is, I like you.

How's about you let me give you a hint, huh? I only ask for a small favor in return.

I'd never do a favor for you.

Don't forget who defeated you last time.

Right, you defeated me.

Well, if you ever change your mind, I'll be here for you ready to make a deal.

Hey, want to hear my impression of you in about 3 seconds.

Hey, I'm puppet Stan.

Still ignoring this.

Hey, Mabel.

Whoa, bag check for Dipper's eyes.