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[kids shouting]
[all shouting]
Wait.
BOTH: Grunkle Stan!
Kids! I can't believe it!
I thought I lost you two.
- Ahh!
- Mr.
Pines, it's really you!
I've been hugging strangers
to practice for this moment.
We missed you, you old codger.
[chuckles]
I've missed you knuckleheads too.
It's good to have you back.
So what's everyone doing here?
[gasps] Yeah, there's,
like, monsters and gnomes.
And is Pacifica
wearing a potato sack?
Hey! Even in a sack
I still look better than you.
It's It's a long story.
Hey, is anyone gonna feed me?
Larry King's disembodied
wax head wants num-nums.
We're trying to ration
our food, remember?
- Mmm mmm
- Uhh, it's happening again!
MAN: Hey, everyone!
Eye bat!
[all gasp]
Evasive maneuvers!
- Shh! Keep it down!
- GNOME: Get the lights!
[raccoon chittering]
[title music]
[changing music, disonant version]
2x20 - Weirdmageddon, Part III
Welcome to what's left
of normal around here
home base.
[whimpering]
Ow!
We have
# Several injuries #
- Ooh! - Ow!
- My liver, girl!
[gasps]
Rumble McSkirmish?
[electronic voice] Do not be afraid.
Weirdmaggedon has taught me
there are some battles I cannot win.
I am now Humble McSkirmish.
Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen?
So I was hammering signs out back
when the sky started
vomiting nightmares.
I listen to a lot of AM radio,
so I knew what this meant
the end of the world.
[cackling] What I didn't
expect was what happened next.
[roars]
Turns out whatever you and my brother
did to the Shack with
your unicorn voodoo
made the crazy place
invincible to weirdness.
Of course the unicorn spell!
That's why this is the only
place Bill's magic can't touch.
That's when Possum
Breath over here shows up
leading a bunch of injured
stragglers through the forest.
They needed a place to stay,
and since the Mayor got captured,
I elected myself de facto chief.
The plan's to stay in here and
eat brown meat until we run out.
- Then I vote we eat the gnomes.
- Hey, I'm short, not deaf!
Shh! Shh!
Stress will make you chewy.
Grunkle Stan, we can't all
just hide inside the Shack.
There's a town in need of saving!
Me and Ford tried to do it,
but he got captured by Bill.
Serves that jerk right!
My brother's had some stupid plans,
but going up against an all-powerful
space demon was his worst one yet.
Trust me, we have everything
we need right here.
It's not the Ritz, but at least the
monsters inside know how to massage.
- You know Shiatsu?
- Yes, I've taken some classes.
So, you're really just
gonna let Bill win?
Look, kiddo.
We got a good deal here.
Besides, I'm sure wherever
the rest of the townsfolk are,
they're fine.
[broadcast news alert]
This is Shandra Jimenez
reporting live from the
inside of Bill's castle.
Here for the first time are images of
what's happened to
the captured townsfolk.
Viewers are advised to look away
if they don't want to see their friends
turned into a twisted
throne of human agony.
- Mom and Dad?
- My family!
Deputy Durland!
Is there no one who will
save the people of this town?
I'm Shandra Jimenez,
and I'm being turned into
stone by a flying eyeball.
[all gasp]
Oh, no.
My parents are bad,
but even they don't
deserve to be turned to stone.
Curse you, Bill! Why must
you take everything we love?!
[wails]
Guys, don't you see?
Our friends need us,
but we only save them if we fight back!
Mabel is right.
Bill wants us to run and hide.
He wants us to think he's invincible.
But Ford told me before he was captured
that he knows Bill's secret weakness.
[all murmuring]
- Weakness?
- Now, if we band together,
if we combine all of
our strength, our smarts,
- our whatever Toby has
- Aureus rashes!
then we just might
be able to rescue Ford,
learn Bill's weakness,
and save Gravity Falls!
[all cheering]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Have you all forgotten
who's in charge here?
Besides, we're only safe inside!
It's not like we can take
the Mystery Shack to Bill.
McGUCKET: Wha Whoa!
Holy hootenanny!
Flapjack and fiddlebanjos!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Got a little excited.
What I meant to say is,
I think I figured out a way
to fight Bill and rescue Ford.
But we're all gonna
have to work together!
Now
if you just
[low chatter]
SOOS: Don't worry, Ford.
We're coming for you!
Let me go!
You insane three-sided
Wha What is this place?
[chain clanking]
BILL: # We'll meet again #
Don't know where, don't know when
Oh, I know we'll meet
again some sunny day
Wh Where am I?
You're in the penthouse suite, kid!
The tip of the pyramid! Have a drink.
Make yourself comfortable.
You know that couch is
made from living human skin?
[groans]
Aah!
Quit the games, Cipher!
If I'm still alive, you
must want something from me.
Ah, sharp as ever, Fordsy.
As you may have noticed
I've recently had a
multi-dimensional makeover!
I control space and matter,
and now that that dumb
baby's out of the way,
time itself!
- But I wasn't always this way.
- Oof!
You think those chains are tight?
Imagine living in the
second dimension
flat minds in a flat
world with flat dreams.
I liberated my dimension, Stanford,
and I'm here to liberate yours.
There's just one hitch.
As it turns out,
my weirdness can't escape the
magical confines of this town!
There's something keeping me in.
Incredible! Gravity Falls' Natural Law
of Weirdness Magnetism.
I studied this years ago!
- And did you find a way to undo it?
- Of course!
There's a simple equation that
could collapse the barrier.
But I'd never tell you!
Listen, Ford, if you just
tell me that equation,
finally your dimension will be free!
Anything will be possible!
[all screaming]
I'll remake a fun world
a better world!
A party that never ends
with a host that never dies!
No more restrictions!
No more laws!
You'd be one of us.
All-powerful!
Greater than anything you've imagined!
And all I need is your help.
You're insane if you
think I'll help you.
Ha ha ha!
I'm insane either way, brainiac!
But have it your way.
I'll just fish around
and get that equation
directly out of your mind!
Not so fast!
You know the rules, Bill.
You may be able to haunt
my dreams, but you can't
enter my mind unless I shake
your hand and let you in.
[sighs] You're making this so
much harder than it needs to be.
Everyone has a weakness, tough guy!
I'll make you talk!
It's only a matter of time.
Aaaah!
All right.
I've made some thingamadiculous
robomajigs in my day,
but this is the first one
that won't be used for evil!
Whoa! These blueprints
are incredible, McGucket.
MABEL: This is your most
amazing invention yet.
Question: Does it have any gun-swords?
I watch a lot of anime and, uh,
trust me, you're gonna
want some gun-swords.
What's an "anime"?
- We have much to discuss.
- STAN: Discuss, nothing!
These scribbles are a bunch
of cockamamie balderdash!
Excuse my French.
[voice speaking French]
And where would you even find a bunch
of idiots crazy enough to build it?
Grunkle Stan, you're
lookin' at those idiots.
[all cheering]
Idiots!
[action movie-style music plays]
Whoa What
What are you
Hey Hey, now.
Hey! Don't touch that.
Hey Aah!
Uhh! Uhh!
Aaah!
["action" music continues]
Thanks for these
apocalypse sweaters, Mabel.
The end of the world has
never been so comfortable.
ALL: Mm-hmm!
[wind whistling]
Uhh! Fine, I'll wear it.
But I'm not gonna like it.
Admit it.
This is the best
day of the end of the world.
I think we actually have
a chance to beat Bill
- and win back our future.
- Yeah.
Getting to actually live to see our
13th birthday party is the only
birthday present I want right now.
Hey, if we're lucky enough
to get there, I guarantee
this whole town is gonna
throw you the best birthday
- party you've ever seen.
- Thanks, Soos.
Hey, has anyone seen Grunkle Stan?
This whole plan is bonkers.
But of course, no one asked
the Chief what he thinks.
- After all I've done for everyone!
- Schmebulock.
Yeah, exactly it's a
total load of schmebulock.
Is something wrong, Grunkle Stan?
You're acting grunklier than usual.
It's this darn plan to save my brother.
If you didn't notice, I already
saved him once from that portal,
and he never thanked me!
He causes the end of the world,
and somehow it's still always
"Stan's the screw-up, Ford's the hero.
"
Well, maybe people think he's a hero
because he didn't want to
hide in the Mystery Shack!
Well, maybe if he hid in the Mystery
Shack he wouldn't have been captured!
Guys! Guys! Trust me,
tomorrow's gonna be great!
- I believe in us.
- COW MONSTER: Help! Leader Mabel!
I keep accidentally
flexing through my sweater!
Aah! It happened again!
Those weird cow-monsters
are delightful! Coming!
[bleats]
McGUCKET: All right, fellas!
Let's hope this turns out
better than my other inventions!
Everybody ready?
Dipper, now!
[machinery rattling]
ALL: Huh?! Whoa!
[steam whistle blowing]
Forgive me, boy.
Your
hyper-flammable merchandise
is the only thing keeping me goin'.
What in blazes?!
FORD: No! No! Nooo!
[all cackling]
[groaning]
Ready to talk now?
[gasping] I won't.
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