5. The Inconveniencing (第1季)【完整台词】

Mabel, do you believe in ghosts? I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha! Soos! Wendy! What's up, Mr.

Pines? I'm headin' out.

You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right? - Yes, sir.

- Absolutely not.

You stay outta trouble.

Hey, guys, what's this? A secret ladder to the roof? Uh, I don't think Mr.

Pines would like that.

You're freakin' me out, dude! Can we actually go up there? Sure we can.

Roof time! Roof time! Roof time! Roof time! All right, check it out.

Whoa! Whoa, cool! You put all this stuff up here? I may or may not sneak up here during work, All the time, every day.

Yes! - All right.

- Me first! Jackpot! High five! Don't leave me hangin'.

Hey, it's my friends.

Wendy! Uh, you guys aren't gonna tell stan about this, are you? Later, dorks.

Let's get outta here! Later, Wendy! Ah, good times.

- What? - Somebody's in love! Yeah, right.

I just think wendy's cool, okay? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Gravity Falls S01E05 The Inconveniencing Put on some dance party for no reason! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! - Dipper! - What? Yes? Yeah? Aren't you gonna get in on this? I, uh, don't really dance.

And make him do The lamby dance.

Now is not the time to talk about the lamby dance.

Lamb costume? Whoa! Is there, like, little ears and a tail, or? Well, uh Uh Dipper would prance around and sing a song about grazing.

Hey, look at that.

Quittin' time.

The gang's waitin' for me.

Hey, wait, uh, maybe I could-- Or could come with you.

Ooh, I don't know.

My friends are pretty intense.

How old did you guys say you are? We're 13, so, technically a teen.

All right.

I like your moxie, kid.

Let me get my stuff.

Since when are we 13? Is this a leap year? Come on, mabel.

This is our chance to hang out with, You know, the cool kids-- and Wendy and whatever.

I knew it! You love her! Love, love, love, love, love! Oh, hey, what's that? Hurry up.

In the belly! In the belly! In the belly! In the belly! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! Hey, guys, these are my pals from work, mabel and dipper.

I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain.

She's not much for first impressions, Unlike this guy! This guy! So are you, like, babysitting or? Come on, Robbie.

Guys, this is Lee and Nate Tambri Thompson, who once ate a run-over waffle for 50 cents Don't tell them that.

And Robbie.

You can probably figure him out.

Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower.

Oh, you mean the big muffin.

Um, it's a giant explosion.

Heh heh! Kind of does look like a muffin.

Let's hurry it up, guys.

I got big plans for tonight, huh? Let's get outta here! Get in the car! Sorry, kid, I'll ride shotgun, all right? Okay, just, before we go, My mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! Ha ha! This is gonna blow someone's mind.

Mabel, please.

What? Am I embarrassing you in front of your new Girlfriend! Uhh! Did you just lick my hand? You're watching the black-and-white Period piece old lady boring movie channel.

Kids! I can't find the remote, and I refuse to stand up! Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, Starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as the Duchess And Grampton St.

Rumpterfrabble as the risible coxswain Sounterbluggot Hampterfuppinshire.

Kids! No! Noooo! There it is, fellas-- The condemned Dusk-to-Dawn.

- Neato! - Awesome! Wh-why did they shut it down? It's, like, a health code violation, or? - Try murder! - Some folks died in there.

The place has been haunted ever since.

This town has such a colorful history! What? Are-- are you guys serious? Yeah.

We're all gonna die! Chill out, man.

It's not as bad as it looks.

Come on, Dipper.

Haha, Okay.

Okay Just-- just gotta get a foothold.

Dude, your sister did it.

Hey, you know what? Just There you go.

Sorry, dude.

Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius.

Your mom's a genius.

This place is amazing.

I think it's-- it's stuck.

- Let me take a crack at it.

- Oh, yeah.

I can't get in, but I'm sure junior here Is gonna break it down like hercules.

Come on, leave him alone.

He's just a little kid.

Whoa, kid! What are you doing? Go, dipper! Punch that metal thing! Hey, dipper, take it easy.

Who wants to bet he doesn't make it? Good call, inviting this little maniac! Your new name is Dr.

Fun Times.

All right.

Yeah, man.

Cool.

Nice work.

Do you guys really think it's haunted? Thompson, are you kidding me? Come on, shut up, man! Oh, man.

It's even creepier than I imagined.

Yep, it's dust.

Hey, dude, where do you think they keep the dead bodies? Shut up, man! Guys, check it out! You think they still work? Nice! Jackpot! So, what are we gonna do now? Anything we want.

Take that.

Put 'em in, put 'em in! Three at a time, three at a time! Oh, my gosh! Smile dip! I thought this stuff was banned in America.

Maybe they had a good reason.

Hey, come here, man, we got it ready! Whatever it is, I'll do it! Thompson! Dipper, this night is, like, legendary.

- Really? - Just look around.

The guys are bonding.

I've never even seen tambri look up from her phone this long, And your sister seems to be going nuts for that smile dip.

Maybe I've had too much.

What you think? Would you like to eat my candy paws? Of course, you little angel.

You know, dipper, I wasn't sure If you could hang with our crew at first, But you're surprisingly mature for your age.

Yes.

Yes, I am.

Hey, guys, We need more ice.

I'm on it.

What was that? I thought I heard some lady screaming back here.

You freakin' out, kid? No.

No, I'm cool.

Everything's cool.