19. Dreamscaperers (第1季)【完整台词】

Gravity Falls S01E19 Dreamscaperers I'm gonna say b-five.

Miss! I don't think you're playing this right.

Kids! Come quick! I need you to laugh at this with me! Who's cute as a button, and always your friend? 'Lil G-I-D to the E-O-N! Wink! Lil' Gideon.

Ugh, Gideon.

Remember when I wouldn't date him, And he tried to destroy us? He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack! One time, I caught him stealing my moisturizer.

And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together.

Come on down to 'Lil Gideon's tent of telepathy.

Opening soon at this location.

Uh, should we be worried about that? Please.

The only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed.

You mean like right now? Uh, thirty-eight? Forty-one? Oh, heavens to Betsy! Gideon! Well, well, Stanford! My arch nemesis.

We seem to have entered a dangerous game of cat and mouse.

But the question remains, Who is the cat, and who is the-- Soos, broom.

Oh, no, not the broom! You mark my words, Stanford! One day I'm gonna get that combination! And once I steal that deed You'll never see the Mystery Shack again! Good luck, bucko! Ha! The combo to this safe is in the one place he'll never find it, my brain! Your brain isn't as safe as you might think, Stanford Pines! This is the last straw.

It's time to unlock the journal's greatest secret.

He put the "old" in old west.

They call him Grandpa the Kid! I'm tired during the day.

I can relate to this.

Grunkle Stan, why can't we watch a movie that we'll all enjoy? Dream Boy High! Where love is on your permanent record.

Boo! You'll learn to like it.

Dudes! There's a bat in the kitchen! It tried to touch me with its weird little bat fingers.

Don't worry, I got this under control.

Dipper, take care of it.

Yes! What? Why can't Mabel do it? 'Cause life ain't fair.

Now go fight a bat so we can watch tv.

No way, Grunkle Stan.

You always make me do dumb chores.

I'm putting my foot down this time.

I said, do it, kid! Now! Okay, I'll do it! Stupid chores.

Remember, bats are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Maybe I'm thinking of ducklings.

Ducklings.

Quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack.

Swabbin' on disinfectant.

Doo-do-doo.

Why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? Think about it, the more painful or difficult the chore is, The more likely it is I'll have to do it.

Why doesn't he pick on you guys? Dipper, Stan's personality is one of life's great mysteries.

Like whether or not it's possible to lick your own elbow.

- I bet you can't.

- I bet I can.

Lick it! Lick it! Lick it! Sometimes I feel like Stan hates me.

The sink's clogged! Dipper, get in here and fix it! You think that combination's safe in your mind, Stanford? We'll see what my new minion has to say about that.

"Triangulum.

Entangulum.

"Veneforis dominus ventium.

Veneforis venetisarium!" Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow! Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp.

Is that who I think it is? Oh! Oh! Gravity Falls, it is good to be back! Name's Bill Cipher.

And I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? I'm just kidding, I know who you are, Gideon.

What-- what are you? H-- how do you know my name? Oh, I know lot of things.

Lots of things.

Hey, look what I can do.

Deer teeth, for you, kid! You're insane! Sure, I am! What's your point? Listen to me, demon! I have a job for you! I need you to enter the mind of Stanford Pines And steal the code to his safe! Wait.

Stan Pines.

You know what, kid, you've convinced me.

I'm sold! I'll help you with this, and in return, You can help me with something I've been working on.

We'll work out the details later.

Deal.

Well, time to invade Stan's mind.

This should be fun! Remember, reality is an illusion, The universe is a hologram, buy gold! Bye! It worked! No.

Sorry.

What is going on in that guy's head? Dipper! We've gotta help Stan! Wait, what? This evil triangle guy said he's gonna break into Stan's mind, And steal the combination to his safe! Also, we stopped for snacks on the way here.

Triangle guy? I feel like I've seen something like this before in the journal.

"Beware Bill.

"The most powerful and dangerous creature "I've ever encountered.

Whatever you do, never let him into your mind.

" Grunkle Stan! "It is possible to follow the demon "Into a person's mind and prevent his chaos.

One must simply recite this incantation.

" This is just great.

I spend all day cleaning sinks and fighting bats for Stan, And now I have to save him from some crazy brain demon? But if we don't do anything, Gideon might steal the shack, or worse! Fine.

Get ready, guys.

We're about to journey into the most horrifying, disturbing place any of us have ever been.

Our uncle's mind.

You think I can take these burrito bites into Stan's brain? Thumbs up, thumbs down? You know what? I'm just gonna bring them.

Okay, guys.

In order to save our uncle, we're gonna have to follow that dream demon into his mind.

I wonder what Stan's thinking about right now.

I love Soos like a son.

Soos! This is serious! Sowee.

Let's do this! "Fidentus omnium.

"Magis omentium.

"Magnesuim adharminum.

"Magnum opus.

"Habeas corpus.

"Inceptus Nolanus overratus.

"Magis tremensium.

Magis tremensium.

Magis tremensium!" Oh, wow! Whoa! Oh, what the-- Whoa! This is Stan's mind? Huh.

Figured there would be a lot more hot old ladies.

Remember, everyone, We've got to look out for the triangle guy.

Yeah, look out for the triangle guy! It's him! It's the guy! You leave our uncle's brain alone, You isosceles monster! Gotcha! Wait.

What? Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last.

Question mark, shooting star, pine tree, I had a hunch I might bump into you.

Mabel! What do you want with our uncle's mind anyway? Oh, just the code to the old man's safe! Inside the shack is a maze of a thousand doors representing your uncle's memories.

Behind one of them is a memory of him inputting the code.

I just need to find it and Gideon will pay me handsomely! Not if we stop you! Ha! Fat chance! I'm the master of the mind.

I even know what you're thinking right now.

That's impossible! No one can guess what I'm thinking! Whoa! Where are we, bro? We must be in heaven, 'cause I just saw an angel.

I'm never letting go of your leg! You're out of your league, kids.

Turn around now, before you see something you might regret.