Gravity Falls S01E15 The Deep End Watch out, Gravity Falls, Because at 110 degrees we're looking at the hottest day of the summer! All in favor of doing nothing all day, say I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house! You called my bluff, pig.
On the bright side, pun very much intended, It's opening week at the Gravity Falls pool.
Gravity Falls pool? - Today? - Pun intended? Quick! To the car! Hey, kids, a little help here.
All right, off to the pool.
And remember to be on alert for random wildfires.
Wait, what? He'll be fine.
All right, who wants to do a cannonball? Cannonball! Ah, the pool.
Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment.
Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers.
It's like the bus, but wet.
Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses? It's best not to think about it.
Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses! Who's that? Oh, yeah.
Word is, dude never leaves the pool.
People say he's a "Mysterious loner.
" Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy? It's the hottest day of the year, Mabel.
Besides, can't you go for one week without having a new crush on some random guy? Uh-uh.
Look at his little moustache hairs! You are clearly enamored.
Go to him.
- Hey, come on! - Watch it, kid! Oops, sorry! It's so beautiful! Eh, Mabel's all talk.
You wanna know a secret? She's never even kissed a guy before.
She always messes it up somehow.
Oy, women! Hey, Mr.
Pines.
Wendy? Where's the lifeguard? I am the lifeguard.
I make the rules, sucka! Boosh! Aah! She's attacking me with water! Wow.
You work here? I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.
Plus, I get the best seat in the house.
Yeah, you do! I've been laughing for too long.
Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest? 'cause I think you're winning-- Soos! Shh! So, hey, you wanna go chuck more water balloons at grunkle Stan? I'd love to, but I gotta spend the day doing tryouts.
We're looking for a new assistant lifeguard.
Hey! Hey What if I was assistant lifeguard? That would be so much fun! You're totally in, dude! You just have to check in with my boss first, Mr.
Poolcheck.
Your boss? I'm gonna get you! Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy, bumping into you here, even though we don't know each other.
How long have you been underwater? That doesn't matter! So, hey! My name's Mabel.
Hola.
Whoa! Are you Australian? I am charmed by your sense of humor And your bold lack of water wings.
You're so funny! And your hair is beautiful.
No, no, it has silly tangles.
Mind if I Why, Mabel, you are so forward.
This is it! He likes you! Go for it, Mabel! It's time! Ask him out on a date! So, hey, you wanna go dry off? Maybe hit the snack bar or-- I--I'm afraid I cannot.
For I have a terrible secret! I must go.
I'm upset.
Yet, intrigued.
And that is why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant.
Spf 100? Good.
I like you.
But this isn't an easy job.
It's anarchy out there.
I think I can handle it.
Can you handle this?! I lost my hand to a pool filter! The pool may seem friendly, But she can turn on you in an instant! Which is why you must respect her rules! Do you think you have what it takes, boy? Do you?! Sure.
I guess.
Welcome to the deep end, son.
Well, thanks.
I-- Yep, oh, this is happening.
There she is, Soos.
Equidistant from the snack bar and the bathroom, Just the right amount of sun and shade.
and pointed away from where old man Mcgucket lotions himself.
The perfect lawn chair.
The legends that you told me in the car were true.
I just can't believe it wasn't already taken! And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own.
What?! Why, hello, Stanford.
Gideon! Get out of my chair, kid! Oh, my, was this your chair? I had no idea.
Yes, I did, Stan.
I knew.
Move it, you little troll! First come, first serve! I'll first serve you! Come on, Wendy! You can't do this to an old man! Sorry, Stan.
It's not up to me.
Actually, it is.
Hey, Wendy.
I got this job! Sweet! Wanna go abuse our power? But what if poolcheck catches us? He seems emotionally unstable.
Nah, don't worry, man.
You just gotta be sneaky about your rule-breaking.
Race you to the no running sign! How long you in for? Two hours, for roughhousing.
But I'm innocent! Pool jail ain't so bad As long as you don't wind up in solitary.
It's the nights that are the hardest.
Hey, there! I brought you a sandwich.
It's sort of wet, but it's still good.
Blop.
I like sharing things-- sandwiches, secrets Share your secret, beautiful stranger.
That wet sandwich does look delicious.
Oh, very well.
But you must never tell another living soul my terrible secret.
You have to stay away from me because I am A merman.
Oh, thank goodness.
I thought you were gonna say you had a girlfriend.
A merman! Ha! I should have known from your strange foreign fish language.
It is spanish.
Your voice is so deep and masculine.
How old are you? I am 12 years old.
Merman's voices change when we are, like, three.
So what's your name? There are some who call me Mermando.
This is because Mermando is my name.
But I don't understand, Mermando.
What's a guy like you doing in a public pool? It is a tragic story, Mabel.
I was swimming with my friends, the mighty dolphins, In the gulf of mexico, when I was ensnared! Earl, did we just catch ourselves some kind of beautiful man-fish? Let's feast on his flesh! The cargo was headed for gravity falls.
Using all my strength, I tried to escape back home, but it was not to be.
I would have died of dehydration, were it not for the kindness of the forest animals.
Continue licking! Oh! But now that you know what I am, you must be seriously weirded out.
What?! I don't care that you're a merman! You're, like, the coolest guy I've ever met.
And you can play at least one chord on the guitar.
Oh, Mabel.
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