12. Summerween (第1季)【完整台词】

Here we are.

The Summerween Superstore.

Wait-- summer what? Summerween! The people of this town love Halloween so much, They celebrate it twice a year.

And wouldn't you know it? It's today! Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket? Yes.

Summerween? Something about this feels unnatural.

There's free candy! To the costume aisle! I'd lend you a hand-- but I don't seem to have any! This guy tells it like it is.

Sir.

Could please stop pushing that.

Ma'am, make these heads less hilarious And you got yourself a deal.

well! When the children come to my door tonight, They're gonna run away screaming from Stan Pines, master of fright! Boo! Uh-oh.

Think this one's leaking! Have the police come and eject the Pines family from the store.

Not today! My eyes! You paid for this stuff, right? Of course! I hate Summerween.

Let's move! I am so excited! We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy And have the biggest stomachaches ever! - Yeah! Ha ha! - Yeah! Dude, I've never seen you guys so pumped.

Well, back at home, me and Dipper were kind of the kings of trick-or-treating.

Twins in costumes-- the people eat it up.

Well, you dudes better be careful out there.

It's a night of ghouls and goblins, Not to mention The Summerween trickster.

So the legend goes, eating children who lack the Summerween spirit.

Well, you don't have to worry about us.

We've got spirit to go around.

Oh, what is this stuff? I've never even heard of these brands.

Sand pop? Gummy chairs? Mr.

Adequate bar? This is all cheapo loser candy! Quiet your discontent, children, Lest the trickster overhear.

Your cape is caught in your fly, soos.

Touch¨¦.

Goodbye, loser candy! Trick-or-treaters! Quick, give 'em that terrible candy! Happy summer-- - Wha--?! - 'Sup, squirt? Hey, Dipper.

Wendy! Ha ha ha! Ow! Wh-- what's up, guys? Ugh! I left my jacket here, again.

Hey, what's with the candy? You goin' trick- or-treating or something? Well, actually, I, uh Shut up, Robbie.

Of course he's not going trick-or-treating.

No, yeah, uh Trick-or-treating is for babies I guess.

You should come to this party with us.

Tambry's parents are out of town, And it's gonna be off the chain! Not surprised you didn't hear about it.

Hey, guys, wait! Maybe I'll see you at the party.

If you're not too busy playing dress-up.

It's at nine! Don't forget! What am I gonna tell Mabel? Gruncle Stan, these are my best friends - Candy and Grenda! - I am so sweet, I could eat myself.

Hello, Mr.

Pines.

You got a cold, honey? Something wrong with your voice there? What do you mean? Why would you say that? Is Waddles coming with us? I wish he could, but He's got some very important meetings to attend! File these documents under "I," For "I have a curly tail!" What about your brother? Oh, man, guys, just wait until you see Dipper's costume.

It's amazing! Here he comes now.

That is a very good Dipper costume.

What the hey-hey, bro-bro? Where's your costume? Look, I can't go trick-or-treating.

I'm, uh, really sick.

Must have been that bad candy.

You go on without me.

Fight through it, man! Where's your Summerween spirit? Trick or treat.

Dude, really? You're a little old for this, man.

Sorry.

But wait.

I'm! Why'd you close the door? I told you, Mabel I'm just not feeling it tonight.

I think a little trick-or-treating will make you feel better.

I'm not trick-or-treating.

Look, man, just go to another house! Dipper, where's your summerween hospitality? I'm not getting that.

Well, I am.

I apologize for my brother.

He came down with a case of the grumpy grumps.

Silence! You have insulted me, and for this you must pay With your lives! Ohh! What a cute little mask.

You're a funny guy, aren't you? Funny am I? "Twick-or-tweat"! My name is Gorney! Aah! Remember me! Gorney! There's only one way for you to avoid his fate-- I need treat.

If you can collect 500 pieces of candy And bring it to me before the last Jack-o'-melon goes out I will let you live.

Five hundred treats in one night? That's impossible! The choice is yours, children.

You must trick-or-treat Or die! Oh, my gosh, Mabel, do you know what this means? I do.

It means you have to come trick-or-treating! Yay! Who was that guy? It's the legend Soos told us about.

It's true! What do we do, what do we do? What's going on out here, dudes? I heard a ruckus.

That's a funny word-- "Ruckus.

" Soos, a monster is making us trick-or-treat, or else he's gonna eat us.

I got a picture.

The Summerween trickster! Oh, man, dude, you guys are in crazy bonkers trouble.

How are we gonna get that much candy in one night? There's no way! Listen up, people! Now, some might say that being cursed by a bloodthirsty holiday monster is a bad thing I wet myself! But that monster messed with the wrong crew.

With Candy's spirit, Grenda's strength, Dipper's brains, and Soos, here We'll get 500 pieces of candy and have fun doing it, too, Even if it takes all night! To the streets! All night? But-- but I'm sick, remember? Dipper, what's worse-- Getting eaten by a horrifying monster, Or going trick-or-treating with us? Well Come on! Aah! Ah, Summerween! Those kids aren't gonna know what hit 'em! Trick-or-treat! what can I do for--! Oh! Oh, no! No! Huh? Can we have candy now? What's the matter with you kids? That was the scariest thing you've ever seen, right? Well, have you seen This? Guts! Very real guts! Uh We've been watching horror movies since we were, like, two years old.

Yeah, we're not scared.

Oh, you will be.

You will be.

For glory, my children! Charge! You make a great me.

No, you make a great me! No, you do! Heh heh! I don't understand why we can't just buy our candy and be done with it.

That sort of takes the fun out of "Trick-or-treat or die.

" I'm trying to take the "Die" Out of "Trick-or-treat or die.

" Trick-or-treat! Well, aren't you just the cutest! And is everyone in costume? Oh, good! - Wonderful! - Happy Summerween! Trick-or-treat! And is everybody in costume? Chimney sweep, elephant man, Squeegee, ant farm.

Oh, and what are you supposed to be? Uh, actually, I'm not dressed up as anything.

We-- we're kind of in a hurry here.

Oh.

I see.

Enjoy! One piece of black licorice? Circus peanut! This is loser candy! Four pieces of candy? This is gonna take forever.

We've gotta up our game, Dipper.

You gotta put on your costume.

I told you, I'm not up to it, Mabel.

Oh, really? Hmm.

I've seen better.

Tick tock.

So, what was that about being too sick to wear a costume? We want candy! We want candy! All right, you got me, kids.

You guys win.

I guess I'm not that scary, you know? You've-- you-- oh, no! Why? Why is there a pig jumping out of my chest? - Candy.

- Can-dee! What scares you two freaks? Here, watch this.

What? What is this, some kind of-- Some kind of kitten or? Aah, aah, aah! What happened to you, Stan Pines? What happened? Introducing, for the first time in public Tah-dah! Peanut butter and jelly! Awww! I will make you internet-famous! Hey, erase that.

Let's just get this over with, okay? Over with! Over with! Do you really think this will make a difference? Tah tah tah, tah-tah-tah-tah Twins! Let's get that candy, guys! Thirty-four Thirty-five Thirty-six.

You see? Because Yeah, I get it.

Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four A hundred and twenty-four! Come on, come on! Hello! what a horrible mask! That's just my face.

This is a mask! Ohhh! Oh, yeah yeah It's actually better.

Urr! Four ninety-eight, four ninety-nine! We did it! All we need is one more piece of candy.

And it's only 8:30.

Perfect timing! Yeah, and your cough went away, too! Dude, I'm gonna go around and grab the truck.

Soos away! Last one to the final house is a pair of wax lips! Not me! No! Ah! The perfect time to go to Wendy's party, And no one needs to know I was trick-or-treating.