"Zombie attack"? Never works.
They don't take orders.
"Blood rain"? Ew.
Mess up my suit.
Ha.
No, thank you.
"Demon caterpillars"? Snap! There must be a perfect way to exact vengeance on the Pines family.
It's not enough to harm 'em.
I need to take somethin' from 'em, Somethin' that will give me ultimate power.
Wait, of course! It's perfect.
You've gone too far this time, Ducktective.
Welcome to a world of mystery-- Stan Pines? The tax collector! You found me! Uhh! Which one of these is the trap door? Mr.
Pines I'm from the winninghouse coupon savers contest, And you are our big winner! Heh? My one and only dream, Which was to possess money, has come true! We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler! I'm gonna buy a talking horse! Just sign here for the money.
You bet! Uhh! Ha! Stanford, you fool! You just signed over the mystery shack to widdle ol' me! Achacha cha cha liddle ol' me.
Ah, might wanna take another look there.
"The shack is hereby signed over to Suck a lemon, little man.
" Ahhh ha-ha-ha! Uhh! How dare you! I am not a threat to be taken lightly! Unh unh! Come here, hon, I need your arms.
I'll get you, Stanford Pines.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, all right.
Should be fun.
My favorite part's the theme song.
Little guy to black space nine.
It's a "Pawn," That's not your color, And stop stealing the tiny horses.
They like it better in here.
Don't you, babies? And Checkmate! What? Boo! Ohh! Dipper wins again! Yo, Mabel, can you pass me that brain in the jar? The lady one.
I got it.
Thanks, but Mabel's taller.
What? No, she's not.
We're the same height.
We've always been.
Better check again, dude.
Yup.
She's got exactly one millimeter on you.
What?! Whoa Don't you see what's happening, Dipper? This millimeter is just the beginning.
I'm evolving into the superior sibling.
Bigger Stronger Like some kind of alpha twin.
Alpha twin! Alpha twin! C'mon, guys, nobody even uses millimeters.
It only makes you taller than me in Canada.
You know, Dipper, I've always wanted a little brother.
Who knew I already had one! Hahaha! Yeah! I was awoken by the sound of mockery.
Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule! I'm taller than Dipper.
By one millimeter! Hey, hey.
Don't getShort with your sister.
Hahahahah! Now, Grunkle Stan I hope you don't thinkLittle of him! Haha! Yeah! And, and, uh He's short! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Dudes, maybe you should lay off a tiny bit.
Hah! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now! Ahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahhaha! No, I didn't mean that.
Dipper will forget.
He's got a--3-2-1 Short-term memory! Hahah! Hahah! Pow! We are on fire! OwOoh That'sAww I high-five hard.
Ugh Stupid Mabel.
I'm not short! Unh.
Unh.
Oh, come on! Unh.
Unh.
There's gotta be some way to get taller.
Let's see "Legends of miniature buffalo and giant squirrels "Have led me to believe "There are height-altering properties hidden deep within the forest.
" Hmm Unh! Whoa! Ohh ow ow oh ow ow.
Ugh.
Ohh.
Whoa.
Huh? huh! Is that mountain lion tiny or just far away in perspective? Perspective! Perspective! Aah! Oof! Hahaha! It still hurts, but less! Whoa.
What the heck.
Unh.
Smaller.
Bigger.
Too big! I've been buying big clothes.
I'll grow into them.
Hey, guys.
Notice anything different about me? Holy hot sauce! You've grown an extra millimeter! Wha-wha-whhaaat? What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.
Eh, mine happened first.
I'm gonna be taller in the end.
It's science, Dipper.
What? But we're the same height now.
Alpha twin! Alpha twin! Oh, yeah? Something tells me I've got another growth spurt coming on right now.
Give it up, Dipper.
What happened!? You know Puberty and stuff.
It doesn't make any sense! Just a second ago you were-- wait a minute.
This is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it? Was it a wizard or something? There's a wizard in this closet, Isn't there? Isn't there? What? No! You're telling me there is not a wizard in this closet? You're telling me that if I open this door right now-- Fine! Open it! An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper? Oy.
You.
Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.
Inside this jar, I have 1,000 cursed Egyptian super termites.
Hand over the deed to your property Or I'll smash this jar with a bat And they'll devour the shack with you inside.
Hey, what's that? Huh? oh, no! Aaahh! Get it off! Ha ha ha! Hey, soos, get in here! I wanna take pictures of this! You may have won the battle, But mark my words, Stanford, Your family has a weak spot, and I'm gonna to find it.
Aaughh! My hair! Does he only respond to incantations? Expecto wizarium! Wizzle Wizar It's not a wizard! I grew myself using this magic flashlight! Let me see that thing! Auugh! I'll be back for you later! Ahhh! Oof! Whoa! Huh? Huh? Uhh.
Huh? Aah! It's okay.
It can shrink things, too.
Normal-hand-karate-chop! Hey! Aaaaagh! Wha?! Ohhh! Hey, give it back! Whoa! Never! Curse the pines family! Curse stan! Curse dipper! Curse.
My, my, What delightful manner of doohickery is this? Maybe he didn't see us use it And doesn't know it's a magic flashlight That can grow and shrink things.
Really? Click.
Boop.
Hoo hoo.
No, no, no, no!!! Aah! Aah! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.
Friends, I wish I was a highway so I could have the honor of being rode upon by automobiles as fine as these ones right ch'er.
Engine possum at no extra charge.
I want that thar car! Yeah, me, too! Say there, son, what's in the jar? That's my widdle secret! Ahh! Mouth-breathing fools.
Mother.
You two.
What-- what are you going to do with us? Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair on your itty bitty head.
If you agree to be my queen! We live in a democracy.
And never! Maybe you'll change your mind after this.
No! I will fight you until the day I gummy koalas! As for you, boy Tell me, How exactly did you come upon this magic item, hmm? Did somebody tell you about it? Did you read about it somewhere? Lean closer and I'll tell you.
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