[Music] - Okay, who wants more pancakes? - All: Oh no! No no.
Really? What's wrong with them this time? Well, it's not that they don't taste good, although they don't It's just pancakes aren't supposed to be orange.
Usually the food tastes bad, but it looks the way it's supposed to.
Now that's not even happening.
Guys, quit picking on mom.
She's just getting in the spirit of Halloween.
See? Orange on one side, black on the other.
Actually, I burnt that side.
The black was a happy accident.
Okay, speaking of Halloween, I am shooting a segment for "Good Morning Denver", called "Duncan's Punkins," which will highlight my pumpkin-carving prowess.
I don't believe I'm familiar with your pumpkin-carving prowess.
I came up with the title and worked backwards.
Ugh, I think those pancakes are working their way backwards.
So since we're filming it at the house, everyone needs to be camera-ready, although not everyone will appear.
- What's "camera ready" mean? - Oh, you don't have to worry about it.
Oh, mom, by the way, I got Charlie and Toby the most adorable costumes.
They're going to be lions.
No.
I don't wanna be the same animal as Toby.
Charlie, I already got the costumes.
I don't care! Okay, so Toby is going to be a lion and Charlie is T.
B.
D.
That better not spell "lion".
I think it does.
[Theme music playing] Today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
But I know your future's bright.
Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
[Music] Okay, fund-raiser for the Drama Club.
So we need to raise money so "The Sound of Music" can have music.
And sound.
How about a car wash? No, been there, done that.
Just because you don't like it, we can't do it? Who made you President of the Drama Club? You did.
You all voted for me.
- We could have a bake sale! - That's boring.
How about a chess tournament? Maybe nobody heard me.
How about a chess tournament? Okay, you did hear me.
You know, it's too bad it's not closer to Christmas.
We're all good singers, we could go caroling to raise money.
Wait a minute, that's it! Guys, we could do Halloween Caroling! Okay, so we'll take Christmas songs and change the lyrics for Halloween.
I like it! I don't get it but I like it! When we go caroling, I'm gonna go as a chess piece.
The Knight.
I'd go as a Rook, but then I could only move This way And this way.
[Laughing] That would've killed at Chess Club.
Hey, I'm not doing anything for Halloween.
What are you doing? - Aren't you going trick or treating? - Dude I'm 14.
I stopped doing that like two years ago.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, of course.
- When did you stop? - Uh, same as you.
Two years ago.
Anyway, I was wondering if I could hang out at your place.
You know, maybe avoid all the excitement of "Duncan's Punkins".
Oh sure, come on over.
We can rent scary movies, turn out the lights and really freak ourselves out.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
- Nothing really scares me anymore.
- Nothing? Well, except for when mom says, "I know we said we'd never have another baby, but" - Hey, Teddy.
- Hey, Victor, what's up? There's something I have to tell you.
It's about Halloween.
I can't participate in the caroling.
Why not? Because every Halloween night, something terrible happens to me.
I always end up getting egged or T.
P.
'd or worse.
A lot worse.
Well, why didn't you say something at the meeting? You seemed fine with the whole Halloween idea then.
When I mentioned my chess piece costumes, that was just to be macho.
In front of the ladies.
We kinda need your male voice on our big showstopper, "God rest ye merry Frankenstein".
Let me give it a shot.
God rest ye merry Frankenstein What's the next lyric? I'll reanimate your corpse.
You know, I had my doubts about this idea, but now - Yes? - They're confirmed.
So what do you think? - These pumpkins are amazing.
- Uh huh.
Honey! - I had no idea you were so talented.
- [Chuckles] How could you have no idea? I tell you every day.
Honey, could you come in here a sec? - Yes, Bob? - Who's this? That's Marvin.
From the Halloween store.
He's my assistant.
- I do the hard work - Mm hmm.
By coming up with the design of what the pumpkin will look like, and Marvin here carries out my vision.
- It's called delegation.
- Mmm.
I have to ask; When you say things like that, do they make sense to you? I don't really listen.
Okay, guys, this is our first house.
So let's start off with our strongest song.
"I'm dreaming of a white Werewolf"? You think that's better than "o come all ye goblins"? It's hard to choose.
They're all so good.
Okay, guys, I'm gonna make an executive decision.
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