- Hey, hon.
- Hey.
- What you got there? - Our new baby monitor.
Hey, you know, if one of us runs upstairs, We could test it out right now.
The one of us who is not pregnant.
Hey, how about if I go? Mm-hmm.
Okay, all set! All righty, make baby noises.
All right.
Goo goo ga ga.
Uh-oh! My diapie is full! Will somebody "pwease" change me? Aw, man.
I didn't think we'd have to worry about this for years.
today's all burnt toast running late and dad jokes "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right sure life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
- Morning, boys.
- Morning.
I'm in charge what would you like? Dad.
You want toast with that? No, I need it for bait.
Believe it or not, loose in Sloan's Lake.
E.
Look at that an anaconda.
What? How could an anaconda get to Denver? - Who knows? - Maybe some kid went to Florida.
On vacation with his grandparents, Brought a baby snake back.
Maybe the kid named him snappy.
Maybe when snappy got too big, the kid freaked out.
And set him free.
Just a guess.
Anyway, This is the opportunity of a lifetime.
I mean, if I can catch this snake, This is great publicity for the triple-b-g.
- Huh? - What? Bob's bugs be gone.
- Oh oh! - Oh okay.
Hey, dad, can I come with you? I'd love to see you get chased by a giant snake.
Hey! I'm gonna catch that giant snake.
However it plays out, I just want to see something catch something.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So we've turned into that couple? - I love it! - Me too.
- So about tonight - No, shh! Okay, coast is clear.
Do we really have to be so secretive? Are you kidding? Do you have any idea what would happen if my mom found out? So when I pick you up tonight, What do we say we're doing? Don't worry.
I'll come up with something.
I'm a pretty good actress.
Okay, first of all, In this family, I am the greatest actress.
Second of all, nobody fools mama ames.
You bet.
Now, Charlie, when you're Teddy's age, You're not going to try to get away with stuff, are you? Yes, I will.
Oh.
Charlie, who's the greatest actress in the family? You are, mommy.
All better.
P.
J.
, we need to talk.
I've got a dangerous mission for you.
Mitch, I am not trying the chocolate shake again.
I need you to find out.
Who is stealing chicken from the store.
Why would someone steal our chicken? Haven't they tasted it? I don't know, but Corporate is really busting my giblets about this.
So I am putting my best man on it.
- You.
- Oh! Cool.
Any idea who the thief is? Okay, I'm pretty sure it's an inside job.
- So it could be Justin - Okay, your meal was $3.
And you gave me a $5, so Don't help me.
I got this.
Then there's Val, the vegetarian Here's your murdered chicken.
And finally, big Lenny.
You gonna finish that? So what do you think, kid? Who's the master chicken thief? Gut instinct? I gotta go with Justin.
Three from five Or was it five from three? Think, Justin.
Think.
Or Val.
Could be Val.
So once the snake takes the meat, Then I slip that over his neck.
And then once I got him, I turn to your camera and I say, "take a break, snake!" Ha.
Dad, I wouldn't overthink the once-I've-got-him part.
You know what? I still need a catchphrase, Something Tom cruise can say when he plays me in the movie.
How about, "boy, have I been miscast"? Uh, Gabe, I don't believe you've met.
Denver's least-favorite animal-control officer.
Hello, quint.
What are you doing here, bug boy? There's a monster snake on the loose, not a termite.
Yeah.
Shouldn't you be getting some old lady's Kitty out of a tree? Hmm? Muffin can wait.
Firi'm bringing in that cold-blooded beast out there.
Have you ever caught anything like this before? Does this answer your question? That's a t-shirt.
I'm here to catch a snake, not a cold.
See that scar? I got that tangling with a great white.
- Shark? - Labradoodle.
Those things are fierce.
Face it, Duncan, You're out of your league.
You're an exterminator! What are you going to do, tent the Lake? Uh, no.
I'm gonna catch him with this.
Well, I'm gonna catch him with these My nine assistants.
Whoa.
Labradoodle got my pinkie.
Hmm.
Hi, Mrs.
Duncan.
Hi, Spencer.
Come on in.
Thanks.
So what you kids got planned for tonight? Um, what did Teddy say we were up to? She didn't.
Answer the question.
Uh - Here I am! - Teddy.
Hi.
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