Uh-oh.
Charlie's in a time-out.
What'd she do? She tried to give your baby brother to the mailman.
Mm-hmm.
Even put a stamp on his forehead.
Wait a minute, didn't PJ try to mail me? Yes, and you tried to mail Gabe, and Gabe tried to mail Charlie.
See, these are the sweet family memories you just don't get with e-mail.
Mm.
Okay.
Charlie, have you learned your lesson? No.
Close enough.
Get outta here.
Go go go.
Uh Oh.
Um By the way, I was on your school website this morning, and I noticed that your volleyball team needs a team mom.
Don't tell me you're thinking about calling.
Called.
But you're You're not doing it, right? Doing it.
Mom! Don't you think we should have had a conversation about this? Just did.
What are you smiling about? It'll be your turn next.
Today's all burnt toast running late and Dad jokes.
"Has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud.
There it is up on the roof.
I've been there, I survived.
So just take my advice.
Hang in there, baby things are crazy.
But I know your future's bright.
Hang in there, baby, there's no maybe.
Everything turns out all right.
Sure life is up and down.
But trust me, it comes back around.
You're gonna love who you turn out to be.
Hang in there, baby.
Hey, Teddy.
What's with the lab coat? Oh, I got a new job at the mall.
I'm a fragrance technician at Bimbel's.
- Fragrance technician.
- Mm-hmm.
Basically, I hold up a bottle of cologne and do this CHH.
Very different from when I used to work at Kwikki-Chikki, where I did this And this And sometimes this Oh.
Now you try this.
Zip.
This is baseball.
Not my favorite sport, but when I get to watch it, I get three hours all to myself.
- Hey, dad.
- Yeah? There's something we need to talk about.
Oh, no.
Do I have to call my lawyer? My insurance guy? Please don't say both.
Don't worry.
You don't have to call anybody.
Besides, trouble making was more tween Gabe's thing.
I'm teen Gabe now.
Well welcome Sir, we've uh Been nervously expecting you.
All right.
So, here's the thing.
Tomorrow, I need your help because I have a date.
Nice.
So, who's the girl? Her name's Emma.
She's new at our school.
Okay, so because she doesn't know you, she agreed to go out with you.
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
Okay.
So, here's the plan.
You pick us up, you take us to the theater, and you sit as far away from us as possible.
Questions? Can I speak to her? Uh, yes.
I have taken the liberty of preparing some small talk for you.
"Hello.
" "I'm Bob.
" "Good-bye.
" You know, now that I'm hearing it out loud We may not need "I'm Bob.
" Hey, Emmett.
How's the road trip to Death Valley? You ran out of gas? That can't be good.
Vultures? That can't be good.
Emmett.
Dude, Emmett.
You're not gonna believe this.
I think the clown moved out because there's a really cute girl in that apartment.
Well, you can't call dibs! We're not even sure if you're coming back.
Sorry, dude.
I'm making my move.
Yeah.
Up, and down.
Up, and down.
Up And down.
I hear this movie is pretty good.
Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, me too? - That's all you got? I should have written out some cards for myself.
Oh.
Great, thanks.
My daughter's on a date with a kid And I'm keeping an eye on them.
You know what? I think that's my kid she's on the date with.
- Bob Duncan.
- Randy Schleebee, how you doing? I'm good.
Have some popcorn.
Hmm? Thanks.
Have all the popcorn.
Whoa.
Salty.
Yuck.
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