And now for the finishing touch Mr.
Pancake smileyface gets a cherry nose.
That's so cute.
Is that for Charlie? Uh, yeah, for Charlie.
Thank you.
Hey, honey, I've got some great news.
There was a bedbug infestation.
At this really nice hotel downtown Bob, it is amazing what gets you excited.
Anyway, the manager of the hotel was so pleased with the job I did.
He's letting us stay in their most romantic suite this Saturday night.
That's great! You did get rid of all the bedbugs, right? It's not an exact science, honey.
The point is it's free! Well, there's just one catch who's gonna watch Charlie? We'll do it.
We're very responsible.
Don't worry I'll be here too.
- You guys are great.
- All right! It sure is nice to have kids we can trust.
And P.
J.
Let's throw a party! Wait what? No, me first.
I said let's throw a party.
When mom and dad are out of the house.
When do you ever do bad things? I can be bad.
I can be very bad.
- Cannot.
- Oh yeah? - Uh-huh.
- Watch this.
I'm gonna drink milk right out of the carton.
Because I'm bad.
Are you gonna swallow? Huh-uh.
- You wanna spit it out? - Mm-hmm.
today's all burnt toast running late, disaster has anybody seen my left shoe? I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
Mom, you wanna get that? Great! What's next? Making my own bed? - Hey, Jo.
- Why is your arm in a cast? Oh, I broke my finger.
See, I was playing baseb Okay, now back to me.
My mom says I have to go.
To this stupid thing called cotillion.
It's a stupid class where they reach you manners and social graces.
And other stupid stuff.
And there's a stupid dance.
And I have to bring a stupid date.
So I thought of you.
Pass.
Bye-bye now.
Oh come on, Gabe.
I think it'd be.
A great idea for you to go to cotillion.
Oh, now you show up.
Come on, I'll get you a little suit, we'll get Jo a lovely corsage.
Trust me, you'll love it.
Ever notice the things you say I'm gonna love I never love? Yeah.
Gabe's looking forward to it.
See you tonight, stupid.
Not that she needs any social graces.
So I don't have a say in this? You're just gonna force me to go? Oh, sweetie, that's part of the fun of being a parent.
Besides, I want at least one of my kids to have manners.
Mom, we're out of buns.
Oh yeah, you're going.
Okay, try this one.
Open up.
Okay.
Crunchy, And smooth.
It's a corn chip with a scoop of peanut butter.
I call it a corn butt.
It's good.
Needs a new name.
Hey.
What are you guys doing? Testing snacks for the party.
Care for a Butt chip? How about I handle the snacks? Oh, um, Teddy? - Looking forward to the party? - Mm-hmm.
May I have the first dance? You have butt chip breath.
I'll go brush.
I was being insulted and you should have defended me! I couldn't too busy being embarrassed by you.
What's going on? Ask the woman who just got kicked out of the grocery store.
I was standing in the 15-items-or-less line.
- Just minding my own business - With 17 items.
When this crazy woman in line behind us.
Starts screaming at me to get out of line.
Your mother handled it well though.
Grabbed the pricing gun, scanned the woman's face.
And through this entire ugly confrontation.
Your father stood there, like an oaf, eating a donut.
I was trying to get us down to 15 items.
P.
J.
, tell your father.
That I will not be speaking to him.
Until he apologizes for not backing me up.
Okay.
Teddy, tell your mother I will not apologize.
And that I will not be speaking to her Until she apologizes for embarrassing me.
Whoa, glad I didn't get that one.
Good evening and welcome to cotillion.
I am Mr.
Krump.
And I am Mrs.
Krump.
And I am planning revenge on my mother.
How are you this evening, Mr.
Krump? Very well, thank you.
And you, Mrs.
Krump? Oh, very well, Mr.
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