Ah.
Ha ha! Extra point.
Put some over there.
Store some over there.
- Hey hey hey, you know what? - What? Flag on the play.
Flag on the play.
Excessive celebration.
There's no penalties in paper football.
There should be 'cause that was really annoying.
Wait, hold on.
Which point was annoying? This right here? You didn't like that? What if I slow it down for you? - You like that? - No.
- You don't like that? - No, still annoying.
Speed it up.
Speed it up! What are you guys doing? - We're playing paper football.
- Oh, paper football.
Excellent topic.
Okay.
Paper football is an american tradition.
Allowing boys to entertain themselves with nothing more.
Than a piece of paper and a flat surface.
What? On the other hand, Paper football requires no athletic ability and no thinking, Therefore making it a complete waste of time And paper.
- Wait, what are you doing? - I'm on the debate team.
I have to prepared to argue any topic, no matter how stupid.
So what else do you guys like to do? today's all burnt toast running late, and dad says "has anybody seen my left shoe?" I close my eyes, take a bite grab a ride, laugh out loud there it is up on the roof I've been there, I've survived so just take my advice hang in there, baby, things are crazy but I know your future's bright hang in there, baby there's no maybe everything turns out all right your life is up and down but trust me, it comes back around you're gonna love who you turn out to be hang in there, baby.
P.
J.
, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at the dentist.
Totally forgot.
Why didn't you remind me? I did remind you.
I put a note on your pillow, I texted you and Mom, you did everything you could.
No one's blaming you here.
P.
J.
, honey, you are When are you gonna stop being afraid of the dentist? When he stops coming at me with those pointy tools.
Besides, my tooth is feeling a lot better.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Okay, hang on one sec.
Yeah, bite it.
Sure.
Mmm! Mmm, delicious.
Now If you'll excuse me.
Ow! You want me to wear a grass skirt.
In front of the whole class? Jo, you need to put on the entire costume.
Gabe, let me explain something to you: You're an idiot.
You're an idiot, idiot! - Idiot! - Idiot! - Idiot! - Whoa! Ho! What is going on in here? Jo and I have to do this stupid project together on one of the states.
We got hawaii.
The most boring of all the states.
I know.
Why couldn't we have gotten one of the cool states.
Like nebraska? I had a great idea for that one.
Let me guess: Dress up like a corn-stalk? No.
All right, look, it may not be as glamorous as nebraska, But you know what? Hawaii's a pretty cool state.
Name one cool thing about it.
Well, it's the only state made up entirely of islands.
Okay.
It has lots of unique flora and fauna.
Dad, we can't just fill up our report with a bunch of facts.
All right, you know what? Hawaii's got an active volcano.
Hey, we could build a volcano.
I like things that explode.
I don't know.
Sounds like a lot of work.
Okay, well, I do have another idea.
Volcano it is.
P.
J.
, you know what I was just thinking about? Remember when we used to have a mommy-and-p.
J.
Day? We should do that again.
We haven't done that since I was seven.
How about tomorrow? We'll do whatever you want.
You know what'd be fun? Not having a p.
J.
-And-mommy day.
That makes mommy sad.
Mom, I'll hang out with you if you want.
We can have a mommy-and-teddy day.
Yeah, mommy doesn't want that.
Okay, ah! Tomorrow after school, We are having a p.
J.
-And-mommy day.
And you are gonna love it.
Mom, you can make me go, but you can't make me love it.
Okay, I'll love it.
I thought mommy-and-teddy day would be fun, But apparently not.
Honey, it's actually p.
J.
-And-dentist day.
Oh, sneaky.
The only way for me to get him there is for me to trick him.
So what's this "take gabe to laser tag"? Haircut.
What's this? I was cleaning out my desk drawer, Came across this gift certificate to a day spa.
I think I forgot to give it to you, like, on valentine's day.
Or something.
I don't know.
Dad, was there anything for me in the magic drawer? Uh, yes A flyer to your fourth-grade production of "the sound of music.
" I look forward to attending.
Bob honey, this gift certificate expires tomorrow.
- Well, let's go tomorrow.
- I can't.
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