3. Happy Death Day (第1季)【完整台词】

1 Good morning, patrol! Good morning, Skipper! Welcome to day one, activity A, and A is for archery! Yes! OK.

We'll all get a chance to shoot at the target but, before we do, I just need to run through some do's and do nots.

There you go, Frank, pass that down.

Alexander, you take the bow.

Pass it down, get used to the feel of it.

It may surprise some of you to know that most accidents happen after the arrows have hit the target.

Boys run down the range and can easily trip up, so safety rule number one is no I Er That's gone through, that.

Clean through.

I'm panicking.

Right.

Who can drive? We might need one of you to drive.

No, that's a silly idea.

Don't look at me, kids.

Make a path! You don't want to see this in your dreams.

Someone call Carol, please! You've got to go to the New Forest next week.

That's out.

Oh, it's cold, innit? Ah! ARGH! That's better.

Michael.

Michael Mike! Morning, handsome.

Listen I can't hear anything.

Exactly.

The builders haven't arrived yet.

That pigeon isn't in here.

We're all alone.

Oh! Yeah.

Yeah.

Er What? Are you sure we're alone? Mike, there are no ghosts in here.

It's freaking me out that you can see them Mike, Mike, Mike We are alone.

Argh! Ooh, yeah Get out! There's one in here now, isn't there? Yeah, just Are we ever alone? Castle Man, he go de-da-ka, de-da-ka! You go.

Interesting.

Erm Funny hat dude, he Hey! Ooh What's all this commotion? Ew! Ew! Unacceptable! Ugh! Emergency meeting! Now, it's clear that this new enemy, these builders, are deep in our territory.

It's an occupation.

We shall fight on the beaches.

We shall fight .

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on the landing? Yes, all right.

Don't be glib.

But how do we fight? We have no rocks, no sticks, no bears.

Bears? Oh, yes, very good, Thomas.

We'll just sigh at them.

You don't understand, do you? Almost certainly not.

She does not comprehend the profundity of my feelings for her.

Thomas in big love with Kim Wilde.

Kim Wi? Alison? He's got the hots for Alison! Oh, it's far more complicated than that, damn your eyes! I am attempting to compose a poem of such intricate beauty to reflect the way I feel.

I cannot be expected to plot with you halfwits and work on my art! Ooh! You can't just appear like that, not when we're in bed.

Were you and Mike making a baby? Er, what? No! No.

I mean, I was hoping we'd get in a bit of practice, but Practice? You know, getting jiggy with it.

How's-your-father? He's dead, I think.

You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? I thought babies were made when you pressed ears together.

Oh, no! Who told you that? My sister.

How do you make a baby? Well OK.

So, when a man and a woman love each other very, very much .

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or not, actually - sometimes that can be more fun.

Alison! You'll have to ask one of the others.

I've got to go.

Hi, Terry.

You all right, mate? Ah! There you are.

Jolly good.

Now, look here.

I mean, I thought the Blitz was bad, but your builders make the Luftwaffe look like a youth group.

No offence, Pat.

We know your lot were capable of killing.

Please, not now! Oh.

Sorry.

I'll No, not you, Terry.

I was just talking to Mike.

Not now, Mike! What? Right.

Yes, Terry.

How are you? How's it going? Yeah, good, good.

We've finally managed to make the roof watertight in the, erm .

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the back bit.

The east wing! East wing.

Thank you Terry.

But we have found something else.

The drainage from the east wing is cracked.

I don't know when it was put in.

1894.

Erm, probably, between Not now, what? Not now! Huh! Hmm? What's he like, Terry? Right.

Well, it needs a lot of work to make sure it doesn't breach.

I can do you a quote on top of the old one, which has gone up a bit, I'm afraid.

We don't have any more money.

Great, great! We'll probably just put our heads together and run some numbers up the flagpole and just see if any of that makes any sense.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Yeah, by all means.

What are you doing? We can't just agree to more work like that.

We're burning through money quicker than actually burning money.

Mike, it's fine.

This is all part of being project manager.

It's a negotiation.

You get them on side, do a bit of wheeling, dealing.

You gotta be mates, if you want mate's rates.

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Listen, Tel, let's chat numbers later, and in the meantime, how about a nice cup of old Rosie Lee? Oh, yeah.

No milk, four sugars.

OK Watch out! For the sugar, Terry! Come on, that's too many.

Isn't it, Mike? Yeah.

Just checking - that was a ghost thing, right? Yep.