Well, what'll it be, folks? Tap water or bottled? Whatever.
Kif, you pick.
Oh, oh, it's always so hard to decide.
Um, uh, tap.
I mean bottled.
Bam! Ooh, I love your boots, Leela.
Nobody would ever guess they're knockoffs.
How could you tell? I guessed.
They're at it again.
Please, Fry.
Girlfriends always talk trash to each other.
Like how I might say I like Amy's dress 'cause it covers all her tramp stamps.
Knock it off, Fry.
It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.
Exactly.
Now, enough about who is and who isn't a Chinese skank.
We're just two happy couples on a double date.
Let's go! Let's go! We've got to get these moon rocks to the moon by moondown.
Why are we bringing moon rocks to the moon? Oh, those lunar crybabies claim the rocks were stolen by the Apollo astronauts.
They consider them part of their cultural heritage.
Nice work, Leela.
You're really pulling your weight.
Which is saying something.
Ow! You're using the rocks to build a wall? What about your cultural heritage? You bought that cultural heritage hoo-ha? What a bunch of big-city dummies.
At least the rocks are light here.
I don't even need my over-the-shoulder Boulder holder.
With one-sixth gravity, you can work Say, you nose-breathers want to come see some real moon culture, come on down to the butterfly derby tonight.
Wait, the butterfly derby is when? And what? The low gravity lets them nice ladies flap every which way, so long as they only wear light, skimpy outfits.
It's a necessity of the sport, it is.
This is actually quite elegant.
It's not what I was expecting.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the meanest things on gossamer wings The Murderflies! This is what I was expecting.
So, uh, what are the rules of this sport? You see that there? That's called a floor.
Once a butterfly hits that, she's out.
Last team flying wins.
Super swatter! Keep your eye on the ground.
That's where she's going to land.
Yep, called it.
And now, for our weekly amateur flapdown.
Do we have two volunteers to go wing-to-wing with the Murderflies? Winners get 50 bucks and the accolades of dozens of hooting hillbillies.
What do you think, Leela? Judging from your tank top, you love getting hooted at by hillbillies.
And you could use the $50 for another gallon of hello kitty perfume.
The bicker sisters teaming up? Talk about cat women on the moon.
Okay, enough of that already.
We're not really fighting.
Then prove it by fighting.
All right, we will.
Come on, Amy.
Why don't you and I ever do things together? This is hard.
Now I know why butterflies are always so grouchy.
Please welcome Turanga Leela and Amy Wong! Hang on.
We're not quite ready to You girls have moxie.
We're going to beat it out of you.
Amy, remember when we tried out for the rockettes? And we failed because we accidentally kicked those two rockettes to death? Yeah.
Why do you bring that up? Oh.
We'll teach you not to lose immediately.
Super shocker! Yay.
They can move their arms.
Congratulations to our gutsy, non-paralyzed challengers.
Ladies, that is the kind of can-do performance I like to see From my new butterfly derby team.
Which is what I am offering you to be.
Because I'm the commissioner of the butterfly derby.
I'm Abner Doubledeal.
Hello.
But we lost.
Why would you want us to join your league? We're always looking for fresh blood, and you girls are full of it.
You two could be the next big thing.
What happened to the last big thing? Nothing that doesn't happen to everyone eventually.
What is this, an inquisition? You in or not? Yes.
You spletcha.
And so began the fight career of two skimpy outfits and the feisty women who filled them.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Wingnuts! And although sometimes they got beaten, other times, they got beaten badly.
But just when it looked like they'd never win They didn't.
Well, we lost to all our opponents.
Even that team that turned out to be us in the mirror.
It's time we gave up.
Yeah.
I don't know what else we could have done to enhance our performance.
Hey, great job tonight, you two.
Here, got you some fresh nectar.
Whoa, that puts the lead in my pencil.
Thanks, trainer.
Excuse me.
What's that nectar you're handing out? It's a plant-based supplement that bulks up your flapping muscles.
Want to try it? You know you want to.
A chemical that can help us win? That sounds great.
Mmm I'm not sure.
Look, here's my disposable cell phone number.
Think it over.
Give me a call when you're Hang on.
I got to take this.
Hello? We're ready.
Great.
You are not going to regret this.
It's a nice, clean way to improve your performance.
And we just drink it? Or Inject it between your toes.
Either way works, right? Well down the hatch.
Ah.
Ah.
Mmm.
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