Two two, three Murder on the Planet Express [Humming] Are you about to brush your teeth? - Yeah.
Why? - No reason.
[Giggles] [Laughs] - What's so funny? - Eh, nothing.
Wait a minute.
Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again? What?! Me, Bender the robot? There's metal flakes on it.
And they look like ass flakes.
How dare you accuse me! I would never do something like that to a friend Every single night while he's sleeping.
[Whirring] [Whirring] Who sent you?! Why are you dressed like Fry? Because I'm Fry.
Oh! Fry, you old paranoid kook.
What can I get you? A hidden camera for my bathroom.
I suspect a certain robot of unauthorized butt brushing.
Got ya.
What you need is one of these holographic minicams.
Films in every direction at once and stores the video on a remote 15-inch floppy disc.
- I'll take it! - Excellent.
Let me just wrap that up for you.
Who said that?! [Chuckles] [Gasps] You ate my lunch again, you tainted oyster! That's a lie! I brought my own lunch today.
Hiyah! Hah! Ho-ho! Heeyah! [Groans] Amy, quit using my punching bag for golf ball target practice.
- It's all lumpy.
- It wasn't me.
And anyway, you're the one who's been using my golf clubs to pound dents out of the ship.
I didn't bend your golf club.
And the next time I don't bend it, it'll be over your head.
All right, people and other things, we got some big deliveries coming up, so Your attention, please.
I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.
We gather here every day.
I hereby, in front of all of you, accuse Bender of polishing his ass with my toothbrush.
[Gasps] Lies! He's just jealous that my ass is shinier than his teeth.
Ha-ha, we'll find out who's lying, my friend.
Because I planted a spy camera in our apartment! Let's just see what you were up to last night while I was asleep.
Yes, let's do see.
Okay, get ready.
Uh, keep watching.
Let me fast forward a little.
Huh.
Well, sorry, Bender.
I guess I owe you an apol Hey, wait! What's going on through that doorway? Let's go, Doc, chop him up.
I got a rich customer needs that kidney, stat.
There, see? I didn't use your toothbrush.
You stole my kidney! Don't try to change the subject.
Enough, you two.
It just so happens that I also planted a spy camera to catch Amy using my punching bag.
[Fly buzzing] [Grunting] [Grunting] Yet still, I feel empty inside.
[Groans] That's the most uncomfortable sleeping bag I ever slept in.
You were living in my punching bag? If you call that living.
- You bent my golf club? - Yep.
And yet, what did it solve? What did the violence solve? Enough of this foolishness! Amazingly, I, too, set up a spy camera to catch Zoidberg stealing my lunch.
Yeah, I'll keep the kidney cool, no problem.
[Laughs] [All groaning] Bleah! You ate my kidney? I thought it was one of Hermes' exotic lunches! You can't eat my exotic lunch! That's a serious offense, woman! - She ate my kidney! - I'm sorry.
I just get really hungry about 11:30.
That's not an excuse.
It's just an explanation of what happened.
[Door whooshes opens] [Groans] I don't feel well.
I'm beginning to think my kidney transplant was a total rip-off.
Let's take a look-see.
[Device humming] My Manwich! No wonder my urine smells like a meal.
[All clamoring] Enough, you babbling boobs! How can this company function when no one trusts each other? Something must be done.
But first I have to see a man about some ground beef.
[Groans] Look what you made me do.
We're going on a corporate team-building retreat.
- What?! - Oh, man! - Come on! - No! [Upbeat music plays] Hello, Planet Express! I'm Dan McMasters, and I'll be your retreat leader for a week of fun and personal empowerment.
I hope you're happy! - Who are you? - Jackie Jr.
, Ma'am.
Jackie Jr.
's my apprentice.
I figure if he's gonna work here, he might as well get to know the team.
- Who's she? - I don't know.
So I hear we've been having some trust issues, huh? Well, for the next week, we'll be doing hundreds of trust falls from every possible height and level of gravity.
Or we could not do that.
At the start of every retreat, I like to demonstrate the power of trust by finding a perfect stranger to be my assistant.
Leela, do me a solid and pick up the next space hitchhiker you see.
[Squealing brakes sound] You going to Andromeda or thereabouts? No, Sir, but how would you like to be part of an exciting business retreat? Mm, just don't drop me off on an asteroid like the last guy did.
Okay, team, if I can trust a total stranger, you can sure as heck trust your own coworkers.
In fact, I'm gonna make the first trust fall of the week.
Backwards into the waiting arms of my new assistant.
Just stand here like so.
Good.
I'll fall backwards, and you catch me.
- I trust you! - [Roars] [All shrieking] [Burps] [Music] [Slurping, hisses] [All gasping] [Creature crawling down vent] Where'd it go?! I thought we installed alien-proof air vents! It's on my list.
[Power whirs down, electrical crackling] What's happening?! The ship's lost power! Oh, my, adrift in deepest space with a vicious alien killer aboard! Any one of us could be next.
Fry, Bender, Jackie Jr.
, Leela [Roaring, Jackie gasps] That took longer than I expected.
Quick, into the ship's panic room! [Air hisses] [All panting] I didn't know we had a panic room.
Me, neither.
It really could have come in handy, like, 50 times.
We'll be safe in here.
The walls are impregnable, and we have enough food and board games to survive for weeks.
We'll be dead within an hour.
[Beeping] All life support has shut down! So you're all gonna die? Then who'll ghost-write my autobiography? Now hold on.
There may be a slim chance of survival.
We'll have to split into three teams.
Hermes and Zoidberg will crawl through the air vents and restart the life support fan.
Amy and Leela will retrieve the steering wheel so we can steer the ship from here.
And Fry and Bender, you'll spacewalk onto the hull and relight the pilot light on the engine.
Aw, man, why do I have to team up with him? And me with her? And I with it? Hush, hush, hush, hush! There's not time to lose.
[Air hisses] Just be careful.
The creature could be anywhere Except in this room.
[Latches locking] [Device trills] The name of the game is Candy Land.
[Airlock whooshes] You go first.
I don't want you locking me out there like HAL.
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