A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form.
Then he died.
So next time you see a lowly salamander, think twice before you step on it.
It might be you.
Stand by for reincarnation.
Howdy, folks.
Come on in.
Jumpin' Joe and golly jeeper I got one gigantic peeper Sassafras and banana oil I'm a beautiful purple-haired goil Watch it! Oh, it's just that I love Leela something awful.
Do you think a space-age dame like her would ever marry a two-bit low-life delivery boy like me, and also I have bad posture and severe financial problems? Have you tried getting her pregnant? Gosh, yes, I've tried and tried, but so far I only got Amy pregnant.
You know what your problem is? Too much smoke in your face.
I want to ask Leela to marry me, but I can't afford a diamond ring big enough to express my love.
That's for sure, not on the measly salary I steal from you each month.
All crew, report to the laboratorium.
Get a wiggle on.
Thanks for the heads-up, Sparky.
Mmm-mmm.
Fish on Friday, and human flesh the rest of the week.
Movietone News, everyone.
I've discovered a new comet.
One side, boys.
Let a lady take a gander.
Hang on, let me just adjust it to your eye level.
Holy matrimony.
That's one flashy rock.
Indeed, it's pure diamondium.
Um, would it be possible to break off a piece and put it in an engagement ring for reasons that are private? Oh, fuff.
Nothing in the universe can fracture diamondium, not even God One and God Two put together.
But behold! The tail is composed of abrasive comet powder, and that's just what I need to put a wash-day shine on my new doomsday device.
Now, hop in the flivver and score me some of that sweet, sweet powder.
Comet ahoy! Why, it's lit up like a smooth, refreshing Chesterfield.
Get plenty of that powder.
I want this bomb to sparkle like the floor at Grand Central Station.
Over and out.
Watch it, you stumblebums.
You're boopin' my betty.
Um, I'll be back in a jiff.
I got to go check this comet for anarchists.
Would you look at that gem? Slap that shiner on a ring, and me and Leela will be doing the married horizontal Charleston in no time.
All right, diamond, you won those rounds, but I've got an ace up my hole.
I love this time of day.
There's such a beautiful stillness.
Leela, I don't know if words can describe how I feel about you.
Good? Huh.
I guess they can.
Anyhow, when a guy feels good about his sweetheart, he wants to prove it by giving her something really good.
I'm still listening, you big lug.
Well, what I'm trying to say is, in all the world, I couldn't find a diamond good enough for you, but then I found one out there among the stars, the beautiful, affordable stars.
You mean, when you disappeared up on the comet Exactly.
I thought you snuck off to take a dump.
A man can sneak off to do two things.
Oh, Fry.
In exactly 10 seconds, the doomsday device will blow the stone loose, and if my calculations are correct, it will land here on your finger.
You've made me the happiest finger in the whole wide hand.
Comet kaboomination in three, two Uh, hello, cuckoo.
The diamond still didn't break! Now you'll never know how much I love you.
It went kersplitters.
Fry, I don't need a diamond.
You've given me the most beautiful rainbow I've ever seen, all the colors of the spectrum.
Not beautiful enough.
A swell gal like you deserves better.
What's that? Is my eye playing trick on me? It's so beautiful.
Fry, you've created a new color, totally different from any other color or combination of colors.
Shucks, it's still only half as beautiful as you.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I wish this moment could last forever.
Leela, my love, will you marry me? Cornelia, my love, will you marry me? Blorg, blorg, a thousand times blorg.
That's all you get, jerks! Good news, multiplayers.
After a lifetime of toil, I'm on the verge of solving all the mysteries of science.
So we can leave early? Certainly not.
Not until I demonstrate this new microscope lens made from the debris of that diamondium comet.
Hey, Professor.
Yes, Bender? Boo! Okay, too bad, goodbye.
You're not through with this level.
I have another lens.
Byte my eight-bit metal ass.
That's byte with a "Y.
" Whatever you say, mon.
Due to the lens' remarkable quark lattice structure, it should be capable of unthinkable magnification.
Come, follow me to the lab.
Hey, I'm gonna try that.
So long, meat-bags.
Son of a Let me just insert lens in microscope.
There, now, for the first time, we may be able to see the infinitesimal fabric of matter itself, laying bare the most fundamental laws of the universe.
Hey, Fry, I know something you could lay bare.
Leela, shh.
I'm trying to listen to a physics lecture.
Now to examine some matter.
Any old matter will do.
Mon, that's some cheap-ass matter.
What the hell is it? Oh, it's just a log I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
Now, to penetrate its deepest mysteries.
Hey, Fry Leela, no means no.
Oh, my.
There's a frog on a bump on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
And that's the ultimate secret of the universe? Apparently so.
Wait, there's a snail on the tail of the frog on the bump on this log that I found in a hole in the bottom of the sea.
Dear Liza.
The snail itself is composed of cells, molecules, atoms.
Those things don't rhyme.
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