I got one! Okay, kids.
Put away the dust motes till tomorrow.
It's story time.
Today's storyteller is a space captain who grew up right here at the orphanarium.
Welcome back the bed-wetter of Building D, Turanga Leela.
Hi, kids.
What book would you like me to read first? We don't got books no more.
What? He means "anymore.
" Look, sometimes you got to choose between eating and reading, so they ate the books.
Just make something up.
Make something up? Um.
Okay.
Once upon a time, there was a, uh Princess? Yes! That! A one-eyed princess in a long, flowing tank top.
And she lived in a magical one-room Castle? Yeah, if you believe the listing agent.
Anyhow, one day, the princess went off to tell a story.
And then, that's exactly what she did do, that.
And they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
Miss Leela? I have a question.
Yes, Albert? That story was bad.
That's not really a question.
That wasn't really a story.
I'm sorry, kids.
I'm not a natural storyteller.
But I promise, I'll make up a better story and come back again.
Please don't.
See you soon.
I'm sure I've got a great kids' story in me.
I just need to think of three of some kind of animal.
Concentrate, Leela, concentrate.
Fry, I'm writing here.
Do you have to play that? Yes.
It's the only song I know.
Look, friends.
I accidentally learned to tap dance.
Zoidberg, I'm trying to Time for my 4:21 daiquiri! Guys, guys, guess who just got commissioned as a tugboat? Oh, yeah! Pachinko break! Tokyo crazy balls! Yes! Oh! Good, Leela, you're here.
I'd like to describe my foot pain.
My left has a sharp, jabbing throb near the bunion, while the other's got a searing pain like gout.
Maybe it's too much albumin because of gravity Ugh.
Even if I had a pen, I couldn't write under these conditions.
I'm going to some other planet where I can concentrate.
Searing, searing pain that feels as if it were in a vice.
Well, that was rude.
Warden Vogel, I have a new story for the children.
I'm sure they'll like it more than my last one.
They liked hunger cramps more than your last one.
Anyhow, you'll have to wait.
The kids are busy right now.
Is the organ-harvesting clown here? Nah, Rusty comes on Tuesdays now.
Today it's the owner of the Tickleodeon Kids Network.
Okay, kids, get ready to be subjected to our new fall shows.
Mr.
Funny-Bunny here will gauge your reaction by bombarding your brains with harmless snuggle rays.
He gives me a nice, warm feeling in my eyeballs.
Popular Slut Club.
Oh, my God.
There's Jake Finkelberg! He's so hot.
I wish he wasn't my brother.
Popular Slut Club.
Look! Up on the drive-thru menu! It's Captain Mega Meat and his young ward, Bottomless Boy.
Hurry, Captain! A skinny kid needs our help.
Super-size me! From the "Rowdy" Roddy Piper Daycare Center in Glasgow, Scotland, it's Extreme Toddler Wrestling! Ahhh! Thanks for the brain scans, kids.
Don't have any children for the next couple of days.
All right, boys and girls, enough fun.
Your old friend Leela is back with a brand new story.
Hi.
It's great to be back.
I think you'll enjoy this one.
No! Please.
Can't we just get our organs harvested? It's about some cute little creatures from a land called Rumbledy-Hump.
Kids, let's meet the Humplings! My name is Ladybuggle and I huggle all my friends I'm a silly spring named Doingg and my bouncing never ends Doingg, doingg, doingg They call me Princess Num Num I'm as sweet as sticky buns I'm Feffernoose.
Hello.
I'm scared of everyones Feffernoose.
What about me? Hey, it's Garbly.
Everyone loves him 'cause they can't understand him.
It's nice to meet you.
We're here to make you laugh and think and smile and learn and sing And laugh and learn and smile And think and other happy things Say more things like that.
Okey doke.
One sunny, funny day, there was an unfamiliar visitor in Rumbledy-Hump.
Today we learned that folks are not as different as they seem The space gorilla's just like us Although I breathe chlorine Wow, I can't believe you imaginated all that stuff.
Will you come back again and tell us more stories, and also adopt us all? Of course I'll tell you more stories.
I'll go think some up right now.
Holy moly! Lady, you don't know me, but my name is Abner Doubledeal.
Wait, I know you.
You're Abner Doubledeal.
I brain-scanned those little nose-pickers during your story, and, sister, their enjoyment glands were squirting like Broadway road kill! Aw! They were? Say, you seem like a smart mark.
How'd you like to make it into a TV show? Sign here on this Supercuts coupon.
I don't know.
Don't I need a degree to write gibberish for toddlers? Come on, Miss Leela.
Don't be a 'fraidy cat like Feffernoose.
Okay.
I'll do it to show you kids you can succeed at anything, if you just luck out hard enough.
Welcome to the glamorous, big-money world of basic cable TV! I'm going to need that pen back.
Working on a real TV show is so exciting.
I'm on a mostly natural high.
These costumes are gonna make it hard to go to the bathroom.
I'm not having any problem.
We're shooting in five minutes, and this Leela broad hasn't even delivered a script yet! Sweet zombie Jesus! Like it's not hard enough to make a freakin' TV show for under 50 bucks.
Damn it.
I'll call you back, Grandma.
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