Where the Buggalo Roam Yes?|- Hi, Dad! It's me and my coworkers.
Open up, Leo.
|It's Amy and her weirdoes.
Howdy, friends! Welcome to Mars! Thanks for inviting us.
I've never|been to a Mars Day barbecue.
Mars Day better than Earth Day.
|Dump trash anywhere.
- Big, empty planet.
|- Okay! Make yourselves at home.
Don't mind if I already did.
Do you have any more|Dom Perignon bubble bath? There was only enough|to fill the tub halfway.
Quite a large ranch you have.
- That the best hemisphere.
|- It's the same on Earth.
Here is most number|one product.
The mighty Buggalo.
Used for everything.
Meat, milk.
|Their shells make rowboats.
I broke your television! It must take forever to brand them.
Not really.
We own so much, it easier|to brand everything that not ours.
Please don't do that.
Hey! Betsy! This is my sweet Betsy.
I raised her|from a larva that ate my sweater.
We going to eat her at Amy's wedding.
|If she ever get married.
Dad! Gleesh! Don't say that when|you meet my boyfriend.
Oh, that right.
We get to|spend time with this Mr.
Kif.
I hope he's a nice man|who can make grandchildren.
This not a parallel universe|where you get younger.
Remember, the quickest way to|a girl's bed is through her parents.
- Have sex with them, and you're in.
|- I'm nervous about meeting her family.
That's natural.
|You're meek and uninteresting.
You've gotten by|on my leftover charisma.
Scrounging off it,|like a tiny parasite.
I hope they like me.
Why wouldn't they? Yes, I know.
|Tiny, meek, uninteresting.
Spare me your tedious story, Kif.
|And above all, have fun! Get on down! Oh, yeah! Drop another barnyard|bomb on us, Vanilla Corn! Yo, fool! It's Mix-Master Festus.
So, what's Mars Day about? It commemorate the day when|our ancestor, Sir Reginald Wong bought Mars from stupid natives.
How can you call them stupid? They sell whole planet for one bead.
|Sound stupid to me.
That is stupid! I can't believe you laugh at|exploiting a proud, bead-loving people.
Lighten up.
It's funny.
Of course.
|But you don't have to laugh! No.
Not on your parents' planet.
Glad to see you've come|back to the country.
It's where the flavor is.
R.
J.
, this is my boyfriend, Kif.
This wimp?|You've gone a long way, baby.
- Cigarette, partner?|- Oh, I don't- - I haven't even lit it yet.
|- Oh.
Is it lit now? Yep.
You're pathetic.
Host man.
Host woman.
|I'm having a wonderful time! You here five hours, already you tear|up couch and fill pool with shrimp! Not bad for a city boy, huh? By the way, I took the liberty|of fertilizing your caviar.
Relax.
|I'm sure my parents will love you.
When I get nervous, I can't control|my camouflage reflex.
Oh, dear.
Oh, goodness.
|Oh, odds and bodkins.
- I'll have a thorax and feelers.
|- You want salad? Yuck! Mom? Dad? You remember Kif.
- I have instant dislike of him.
|- Too scrawny to father grandchildren.
He's not scrawny,|he's just small-boned.
Actually, I don't have bones.
I'm supported|by fluid-filled bladders that- You a big, squishy wuss.
|Amy should date real man.
Like him! I can be manly too.
|I think I'll light up a smoke.
Wrong way.
Smooth.
Look on the bright side.
My parents left after you passed out,|so they didn't see you barf.
Now they'll never think I'm manly|enough to date their daughter.
It's okay, Kif.
I'll go get you a tissue|from your tote.
Hey there, Amy.
|Like you to meet my buddy, Joe.
Sorry I'm late.
My pool game|ran long at the jazz club.
Kids love him.
What's that weird sound? Dust storm! Oh, dust storm!|Everybody into house.
Hurry before we die.
|And wipe your damn feet! Phew.
Everyone okay?|No one considering lawsuit? Mm.
I might have mental anguish.
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