Amazon Women in the Mood People, we got a problem.
|Nibbler's been coughing up hairballs.
So has Fry.
What's the big deal? He's got me beat.
We all love Nibbler, so it's only fair|that we all clean up together.
Still, I propose we make Zoidberg|do it.
All in favor? Yeah, okay.
All opposed? All abstaining? Dr.
Zoidberg, are you okay? - He's dead.
|- Oh, no! He always seemed so full of life.
Laughing, singing, begging for scraps.
|And now this! Why with all the crying? So, that's where I left my shell.
I didn't know it came off.
It was getting a little cramped,|so I molted, why not? - The fresh air feels good.
|- Stop doing that! So long.
I'm off to toss|this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up the potato chips|Amy didn't finish.
- Those were toenail clippings.
|- A feast is a feast.
Hey, that's my cell phone! Hello? Hello? Who is this? Hello? Did you swallow your phone again? Some guy's been calling and hanging|up 10 times a day for a year.
Men who call too much|are the worst, I bet.
I wish a decent guy would call me.
Not this spleeze-ball who has me|too terrified to answer the phone.
Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? I love you! Why must I be such a coward? I'm off to the men's room,|and I need an attendant- Oh, I'm sorry.
|You're crying like a woman.
I see myself as a father figure|to some of my more pathetic men.
Kif, old friend, let's rap.
Well, I'm in love with this girl.
Oh, that's rich! Go on.
I met her a year ago escaping from that cruise ship|you piloted into a black hole.
Yes, it Was in all the papers.
Call me.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hm, uh-huh.
- I've finished talking.
|- Belay that remark! Your Amy knows my Leela?|I have formed an idea.
I want to negotiate a double date.
|You and me, Kif and Amy.
Forget it! Then let the negotiations begin.
|I propose We go out on 10 dates.
- How about zero?|- Nine.
- Zero.
|- Seven? Eight? Please? Kif's the sweetest guy|who ever liked me.
Five, and that's my final offer.
|Four! - One.
|- Two.
- Half.
|- I'll take it.
We'll meet you for part of dinner|and half of a movie.
Sir? I don't go out on many dates.
|What if I don't know what to say? Here's my book of pickup lines.
Say as many as you can,|as fast as you can.
Don't stop.
- I'll just give her these flowers.
|- Wrong, wrong, wrong.
And what's that? Candy?|Candy's for dorks.
Give me that.
Mm.
- Hello, beautiful.
I got these for you.
|- Thanks.
Well, well.
This looks to be|one disturbingly erotic date.
Half-date.
- A bottle of wine.
|- Half-bottle.
- And oysters on the half-shell.
|- Quarter-shell.
- And I'd like-|- He's not hungry.
It's expensive.
I'd like two steaks, and the ladies|will have sensual salads with low-cal sensual dressing.
Oh, Won't you take me to funky toWn Thank you.
Kif, you haven't said a word|all night.
Well, um, eh Hello.
Because I was really hoping|we could talk and stuff.
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off|and dance?" - What?|- Lieutenant Kroker! "I find the most erotic part|of a woman is the boobies.
" - Kif!|- Oh, my.
This half-date is entirely over.
|Amy? Conference.
Is there nothing we can do? There's one way into a woman's heart|and parts beyond.
I speak, of course, of karaoke.
My years in the Duke Boys' Chorus|will not have been in vain.
All right, enough lipstick.
|Let's storm out.
Once upon a time I Was falling in love But noW I'm only falling apart Oh, that's so emotional! There's nothing I can do|A total eclipse of the heart Amateur hour's over.
Let me show you why they call me|"The Velour Fog.
" Hit it.
I met her in a club|DoWn in old Soho We Would drink champagne|It'd taste just like Coca-Cola C- O-L-A|Cola Give us a break.
|- He sickens me! She Walked up to me|And she asked me to dance I asked her her name|And in a dark-broWn voice she said Leela L- E-E-L-A|Leela Lee-lee-lee-lee-Leela Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum-bum Dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee Leela! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum-bum We're going home.
|Call us a space taxi.
No need.
There's not a|restaurant built I can't fly.
Where to, ladies? Please, sir.
|Let's just divide up the check, and- Let's see what this eatery can do.
She's built like a steak house,|but she handles like a bistro.
She's out of control! You win again, gravity! Look! My new shell catalog!|So, let's try some on, already! Ah, muy macho.
Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to|ruin your drinking water! Bang, bang! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive! You Latins are so hot-blooded.
This one's like a summer guy! The Planet Express health plan only|covers one kind of replacement shell.
Aw.
I can't believe Leela and Amy|aren't back.
I'm gonna call the restaurant.
The number you have dialed|has crashed into a planet.
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