Time Keeps On Slipping Go get it, boy.
How about a romantic ride|in one of those swan boats? They're dangerous,|but I've mastered them.
Those aren't swan boats.
|They're swans.
That explains these boat eggs.
Whoa! Mmm Ah! Pitiful ballplayers of Earth I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate,|commander of the Harlem Globetrotters.
For generations, your planet has lived|in peace with our home world.
But now, for no reason we challenge you to defend|your honor on the basketball court.
Will no one meet our challenge?|Have none of you Earthlings game? - What happens if we lose?|- Nothing.
There's nothing at stake beyond the shame of defeat.
This will not stand.
I'll take you on,|you air-balling bozos.
You, old man? Sweet Clyde,|laugh derisively at him.
I may be an old man-|In fact, I'm fairly sure I am but I'll put you|Globetrotters in your place with my team of mutant|atomic supermen! Yay! Behold! My mutant atomic supermen.
- They're only a foot high.
|- They're still young.
Mere atomic superboys, really.
We'll speed up their growth with|time particles called Cronotons.
- Those destroyed an entire civili-|- Good news, everyone.
You're off to the Tempest Nebula|to gather Cronotons.
Hey, Leela, look at me.
Your face can take a lot of punishment.
|Good to know.
There's a lot about my face you don't|know.
You and it should get acquainted.
- Cool your jets, hotshot.
|- Why won't you go out with me? - We both know there's something there.
|- No, I mean, cool your jets they're melting Bender's face.
- Here you go.
Hot off the nebula.
|- None too soon.
The Trotters held a news conference|to announce that I was a jive sucker.
Behold! My invincible nuclear mutants.
- Hi.
|- Hello.
Marv Albert here at|Madison Cube Garden where the Globetrotters take on a|squad of atomic supermen in what should be a by-the-numbers|contest with no surprises whatsoever.
Here's the tip-off.
Globetrotter ball.
Clyde Dixon to Bubblegum Tate.
|Drives downcourt and Curly Joe from the rear.
- That one grabbed his behindus.
|Quiet! Who dares laugh at|the Jesters of Dunk? We came to terrify and humiliate you,|not tickle your funny bones.
Watch as I embarrass your civilization|by passing the ball to Curly Joe.
Only to have it remain|in my hands with elastic.
Boo! And perhaps this will wipe|the smiles from your faces.
Goose goes up.
Rejected.
Agrow-treant|from half court.
Yes! GLOBETROTTERS - 42|SUPERMEN - 45 Supermen lead 45-42.
Aracneon with the steal.
|Thorais from downtown.
Yes! He's showing us what a man|with a cannon in his chest can do.
No showboating, you atomic hotdog.
That's the half, the Supermen|up 48-42.
Surprisingly dull so far.
The Trotters are down by six.
|Reactions? We planned to trail at the half, thus|deepening Earth's eventual humiliation.
Also, what game|were the refs watching? Curly Joe, amused by his own|antics, continues to wreak havoc on- - What the-?|What happened? What was that? Did everything just jump around?|Or did my brain just stroke off there? Something very strange|has just happened in this game between space clowns|and atomic monsters.
Time-out.
Time-out.
- What's happening?|- We're lurching forward in time like a needle skipping|on a record.
- What's causing it? Is it my outfit?|- No.
It must have something to do|with those time particles I used.
Time and space are ripping apart|at the seams.
- Oops.
|- Oh, great.
Now, on top of everything,|we need a new fifth man.
Put me in.
I wanna show Leela|my skills.
- Will said skills pay the bills?|- Who cares? We're 35 points ahead with two|minutes left.
What could possibly-? Globetrotters win, 244-86.
|A dark day for humanity, folks.
We have been beaten in basketball.
- Yeah, that's how we do it.
|- How's that? You are all fools|of the highest caliber.
I don't know what you did, Fry,|but you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna|crack wise about our mamas.
- I'm glad my fat mama isn't alive.
|- Enough about your promiscuous mom we have bigger problems.
|This time disruption is serious.
Damn right, man.
This chronological wang-dang-doodle|could destroy the matrix of reality.
- Tate, what do you know about this?|- Not much yet but I am senior lecturer in physics|at Globetrotter U.
I'd like to help.
- You're that Bubblegum Tate?|- I sure ain't his grandma.
Look here.
We got an excess of Cronotons|in the subatomic interstices.
Yes, I see.
Something involving that many big|words could destabilize time itself.
- Is that a problem?|- Indeed.
At this rate, by Tuesday it'll be|Thursday.
By Wednesday it'll be August.
And by Thursday, it will be the end|of existence as we know it.
I have to ask you to clear out.
The|circus needs to set up for tomorrow's- Time continues to skip forWard|randomly.
Details at 11-|This is the neWs at 11.
The unexplained-|Turning to entertainment neWs teen singer Wendy might be the-|Won three Grammys last night- - Found dead in her bathtub.
|- Interesting.
We behave normally during the time|skips, but we have no memory of it.
- You mean we just-|- My, yes.
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