A Head in the Polls You're entering the vicinity|of an area adjacent to a location.
A place you might find a monster|or Weird mirror.
These are examples.
|It could be much better.
Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Per your request, please find enclosed|the last man on earth.
Finally, solitude.
|I can read books for all eternity.
It's not fair.
|It's not fair! Wait, my eyes aren't that bad.
|I can read the large print books.
It's not!|Well, lucky I can read braille.
Hey, look, a weird mirror.
Cursed by his own hubris.
A debate's on!|Change the channel! That's what Fry said|when we turned on the debate.
C-Span 9 presents|"The Thrill of Politics.
" There are no car chases but one of these men will become|president of the world.
So? We live in the United States.
That's part of the world.
I have been gone a long time.
It's time someone|had the courage to say: "I'm against things everybody hates.
" I respect my opponent.
|He's a good man.
But frankly, I agree with everything|he just said! These candidates sound like clones.
Wait, they are clones! Even with identical DNA,|they differ on key issues.
Your three-cent titanium tax|goes too far! Your three-cent titanium tax|doesn't go too far enough! If I were registered,|I'd send a message by staying home on election day,|dressed like a clown.
- You're not registered?|- Not vaccinated, either.
One vote never made a difference.
The first robot president won|by exactly one vote.
John Quincy Adding Machine.
He enticed voters by pledging|not to go on a killing spree.
But, like most, he promised|more than he could deliver.
One vote can make a difference and even though it won't,|you're going to register.
Yes, that's a capital idea!|Let's all go register.
When did you care about voting? The very instant I became old.
The problem is,|both parties give your tax dollars to the less fortunate.
They get all the breaks! You could join a third party, maybe.
Only weirdos and mutants|join third parties.
I'd better keep an eye out|at the next meeting.
- What's your party, Bender?|- I can't vote.
- Because you're a robot?|- No, a felon.
We favor huge subsidies|to the Brain Slug planet.
Okay, but what are the Brain Slugs|gonna do for the working man? - Attach Brain Slugs to them.
|- Sure, you say that now.
Is it true you can make shirts|and rope out of hemp? Dave's not here, man.
- I heard hemp makes great shampoo.
|- It does? No way!|I gotta check out this brochure.
What are you doing to protect my right|to bear doomsday devices? We'll get rid of the three-day|waiting period for mad scientists.
Today, the mad scientist can't get|a doomsday device tomorrow, the mad grad student.
|Where will it end? Amen! I don't go anywhere|without my mutated anthrax for duck hunting.
Sure, humans are cute but how will we test cosmetics? I concur.
Here's a party to get excited about.
|Sign me up.
Not with that attitude.
- Okay, screw it.
|- Welcome aboard, brother! - All right!|- You're out.
I'm actually getting interested|in politics.
With tWo Weeks left,|the question is Who Will be|the next president of Earth? Jack Johnson,|or bitter rival, John Jackson? Terrific candidates, huh, Morbo? All humans are vermin|in the eyes of Morbo.
Disaster struck|on Saturn's moon, Titan When a titanium mine collapsed,|trapping 1000 robot Workers.
Good lord! Without a quick response,|the robots Will die Within 300 years.
What rescue operations are planned? We'll pave over the area,|then move on.
The neWs sent|titanium prices skyrocketing.
- I'm rich!|- What do you mean? My body's 40 percent titanium.
I'm finally richer than those|snooty ATMs.
- Too bad you can't spend it.
|- Oh, can't I? - No.
|- Watch me, poor man.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Game's over, losers.
|I have all the money.
Compare your lives to mine,|and then kill yourselves.
Hey, get away! You get five dollars to not do|what you're thinking about.
You just lost five dollars.
Hey, buddy, little help? Thank you! Hello, peasants.
What happened to you? Yeah, did you get a haircut? No, I sold my body! Sold your body?|Bender, I've been down that road.
It's glamorous,|the parties are great but you'll spend every dollar|on jewelry and skintight pants.
How are you gonna live without a body? Bodies are for hookers and fat people.
All I need is a wad of|cash with a head.
- Now you can pay off your loan shark.
|- What's he gonna do, break my legs? This is the life.
Another martini, please? Shaken, not stirred.
Yeah! Put it all on black.
I beg your pardon, 33 black.
Yes!|The rich get richer! Strike!|In your face, Leela! Timber! Can I ride in your car? No, it looks like your neck stepped|in something.
Oh, I'm sorry, that's just your body.
Look me in the shins and say that! I've had it up to here|with this place.
I'm off to hang out with classy heads|like me, who appreciate poetry, philosophy, hats.
So long, coffin stuffers! Could one of you coffin stuffers|please carry me? Which group of heads is good enough|for me? What do you think, Fry? Hi, I'm Claudia Schiffer's head.
I recognize you.
|Didn't you have a body? Yeah, but it was holding me back.
I just did the cover of|the Sports Illustrated Swim Cap Issue.
You're looking great.
- I'd like to lose a few pounds.
|- Couldn't hurt.
U.
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presidents.
Sturdy shelves, good security.
This place has class.
Hi, sugar.
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