I, Roommate Hey! If you're going to live in the office, at least be on time for work.
I'm sorry.
I was up really late poking through people's desks.
All right, I will now outline today's 12-point agenda.
We'll begin with point one, then race forward- Concerning our pest problem somebody's leaving food around, attracting owls.
And I, for one, am getting tired of cleaning those owl traps.
Now as this shocking graph shows, our water consumption tripled last month.
I noticed Fry's been here a month so I'll appoint him to find who's responsible.
Fry? Am I cracking up, or is Fry's living here getting in the way of bus-? You're getting a huge dose of radiation.
And great lift.
Know how long it'll take to recalibrate these? When you look this good, you don't have to know anything.
We need to talk about Fry.
That's right! We want money! What's this about Fry? He's nice, but it's time he got his own place.
Fuff! He's not causing trouble.
Now if you don't mind, I'm rather busy.
I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy.
This sarcophagus should contain Emperor Nimballa who ruled Zubin Five over Hey, professor, great jerky.
My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go! Bachelor Chow, now with flavor.
And Bigfoot is down! Sheesh, 40,000 channels and only All My Circuits brought to you by Robo Fresh, designed by a robot, for a robot.
I've been processing this for some time, Monique.
Will you marry me? Oh, Calculon! It fits! - You must know I'm- - Metric? I've always known, but for you, my darling, I'm willing to convert.
Must be a friend of theirs.
We've got to discuss your living arrangements.
- We've all talked it over- - All My Circuits! Move over.
Sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things not realizing it.
- I know, but I forgive you.
- No by "close quarters," I mean this office.
- By "people," I mean you.
- Right.
- And by "inconsiderate"- - We're trying to watch TV! Yeah, would you kindly shut your noise hole? - Who's the weird-looking guy? - He's a human.
- What's he do? - Usually human stuff.
- He laughs, he learns, he loves.
- Boring.
Calculon, I thought you were in a coma.
I wanted you to think that with your soft, human brain.
Hey, why's the TV getting smaller? We'll bill you for the couch.
Cheer up, meat bag.
You barely touched your amoeba.
I just don't feel like eating.
You want it? Nah, I'm watching my input.
I need lots of wholesome, nutritious alcohol.
The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged.
- What are the cigars for? - They make me look cool.
I can't believe they threw me out.
I must have been a jerk.
Yeah, but everybody's a jerk.
You, me, this jerk.
That's my philosophy.
So where are you gonna stay? I don't know.
Do refrigerators still come in boxes? But the rent's outrageous.
Why don't you move in with me? Really? That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing? Nah, I've always wanted a pet.
- Here we are, your new home! - Cool.
I've never seen a robot's apartment.
Come on in.
I'll give you the tour.
Let's see.
Where to start? Okay, this is the TV area.
That's the breakfast nook.
Here's where you'll live which is great because it's been wasted space.
It's cramped.
I don't even have room to hang my clothes.
You've got one set of clothes and you're not taking them off while I'm here.
- Well, I'm bushed.
Good night.
- Wait, Bender.
Bender? Kill all humans, kill all humans.
Must kill all hu- Bender, wake up! I was having the most wonderful dream.
I think you were in it.
Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom? - Bath what? - Bathroom.
- What room? - Bathroom! - What, what? - Never mind.
Hey, sexy mama.
Want to kill all humans? We're cheerful this morning.
This week with Fry's been a blast.
Beneath the warm, sunny exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.
- What happened? - It's Bender's apartment.
He put in carpeting.
Now, my head hits the ceiling.
Do you realize you're standing at a weird angle? - Now you're okay.
- Look at you.
You're a wreck.
You have to find a new place.
Is that an invitation? Love your optimism.
Seriously, you must tell Bender you're moving out.
He might get upset.
I can't do that to him.
Hey, there's my little space heater.
- Well, I'm moving out.
- What? I'm sorry, but there's not enough room.
Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters and we only take up 1.
5.
We have room for another two-thirds of a person! What if I help you two find a bigger place? I don't know.
I've got a lot of great memories in my old place.
And now they're gone.
Sure, it ain't one of them la-di-da aboveground places but if you like dank, hey, forget about it! At least it's got a great view.
What the-? Excuse me.
I gotta go change a light bulb.
Wow! Now, this is fantastic! I'm not sure we want to pay for a dimension we won't use.
I give up.
What's the catch? No catch, although we are technically in New Jersey.
Not one place even remotely livable.
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