Hello.
Hello.
I love my new job! - Honey, you're screaming.
- You bet your ass I am! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen? Twice as big as Allessandro's.
Oh, that's great.
And clean? Not just health department-clean, Monica-clean! Awesome.
Oh, and the people are so nice.
There's this one guy, Jeffrey, he's the maitre d'.
Chandler, you will love him! He is without a doubt the funniest guy I have ever met! The One With The Male Nanny mrnch@dh.
net.
mk Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 - This is nice.
- I know.
- You need both hands for that? - Yeah, I kind of do.
Well, how's this? Look at you two holding hands.
Is this getting serious? Have you not talked about it yet? Am I making you uncomfortable? If you were bigger you'd hit me.
I'm sorry.
It's obviously way too early for us to be having that conversation.
- Is it? - Maybe not.
Is it? When I got divorced I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time.
Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you.
And This may be crazy-soon, but I want you to have this.
No, not That's gum.
Oh, five bucks! I love it when that happens, you know? - You don't know it's there - I know.
Keep digging.
Sorry.
It's a key.
To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
- It's to my apartment.
- Wow! Big step for Phoebe and Mike.
I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key - No, I want to.
- Thank God.
Wow.
I was starting to think I'd never meet someone that I wanted to do this with.
Here you go.
- This is cool.
- It really is.
I know it.
It is amazing.
These little things open doors! So I don't go back to work for another four weeks but we would like our nanny to start right away so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
I think that's really smart.
The easier we can make the transition for her the better.
That's great.
Great.
- So do you have any questions for us? - Not really.
All right.
Well, thank you so much for coming.
- Thank you.
- It was really nice to meet you.
- We will call you.
- Oh, you know, wait.
I do have one question.
Do you guys do random drug testing? Boy, we hadn't really thought of that.
That's cool.
But if you do, I'm gonna need three days' notice.
Okey-dokey! We're never gonna find a nanny.
Come on, Rach.
We will.
I promise.
We have more interviews.
Worse comes to worst, we can always reconsider the first one we met with.
- What, the blond with no bra? - She was blond? Just a sec.
Okay, this one's name is Sandy.
She's got a degree in Early Childhood Education.
She worked for her last family for three years.
Hi.
I'm Sandy.
And she's a little mannish.
Oh, my God! David! - Is this a bad time? - No, it's a great time! Come in! Wow! Hi! Oh, my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk? Just for a couple of days.
I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money and accomplished nothing.
Who cares? It got you here.
It got me to New York.
Then I got in a cab at the airport and the guy said, "Where to?" I just gave him your address.
I didn't even think about it.
Where's your luggage? Damn it.
All right, I'll call the cab company.
We can call them later.
Can you just stand there for a moment? Boy.
There's an old Russian expression that goes: Roughly translated, that means: "This thing that I'm looking at: Wow.
" Thank you.
You should see me when Actually, no, I look pretty good.
Are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time you build them up in your head, you start thinking: "Come on, don't be crazy, nobody's that beautiful.
" But, well, you are.
Well, so are you seeing anyone? No.
I'm just the worst person ever! How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike? Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
He said, "Are you seeing someone?" And I said, "No.
" Well, that would've been your window.
I mean, I don't know.
I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking, "Oh, my God, it's David.
David's here.
" He's so irresistible.
- Really? The scientist guy? - Really? Chandler? Continue.
Then it gets worse because I told him I would see him tomorrow night.
- Phoebe! - I know! Evil! I like Mike so much, you know? It's just going really well.
Oh, my God! Isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys? Yeah.
You know, and given my lifelong search for irony you can imagine how happy I am! - What are you gonna do? - I mean, I guess I just have to tell David that nothing can happen between us.
Unless I don't.
You know, complicated moral situation? - No right, no wrong? - You have to tell David.
I knew I should've had this conversation with Joey.
Funniest guy she's ever met.
I'm funny, right? What do you know? You're a door.
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