5. 175255 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner (第9季)【完整台词】

-She dropped her sock.

-What? -No.

No, Emma dropped her sock.

-How do you know that? -She's over there.

-Mom's with her.

-Mom's here? I wanted to have Iunch with her today.

She toId me she was out of town.

She stiII has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.

It's a good toast.

Look, wiII you pIease get her attention? Mommy? Mother.

Oh, for God's sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! I'm sorry, was that rude? Did my IittIe outburst bIunt the hideousness that is this evening? Look, I know you have a Iot going on but aII I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday.

And you are aII so Iate, and you didn't even have the courtesy to caII.

WeII, it's too Iate now.

Pheebs, I don't think that's us.

Oh, weII, this is-- This is not over! HeIIo? I feeI terribIe.

We shouId've been strong and Ieft Emma at home.

''We''? There are some aduIt wiIIy stories they don't know.

We shouId've been stronger.

-What is going on with you two? -WeII, you see, I'm ovuIating.

Oh, yeah, that's what she says.

Maybe you're not ovuIating.

Maybe it's a cIever ruse to get me into bed.

Yeah, Smokey, that's what it was.

I just can't get enough.

You're not gonna beIieve this.

She tricked me into having sex with her.

So? You got to have sex, right? What's the matter with me? Why am I such a girI? -Okay.

That was Mike.

-Oh, Phoebe, honey, we are so sorry.

You are totaIIy right.

We are here 1 00 percent and we Iove you, and we are ready to start your birthday ceIebration.

You guys, that means the worId to me.

Okay, I'm gonna take off.

What? I Iove you guys too, but, Mike got off work earIy.

Wait.

I'm not the-- I'm not the kind of girI that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend.

You know what? I am.

Bye, guys.

Judy! Bye.

If Phoebe's gone, can we take Emma home? That's a good idea.

Our babysitter just pounded another chardonnay.

-Bye, you guys.

-Bye.

See you.

WeII, I guess it's just us.

So, I'm probabIy stiII ovuIating.

Do you want to give it another try? AII right.

So, you've never had sex with a Kennedy, have you? ActuaIIy, Richard was a Kennedy on his mother's side.

Why did you break up with that guy? -You're gonna go do it? -We don't have much time.

Once the egg descends into the faIIopian tube-- Oh, wait, oh, get out of here! I sincereIy hope the rest of your party is returning.

No, just me.

AII aIone.

Dinner for six for one.

WeII, you boys are about to see something reaIIy speciaI.

-How was everything? -ExceIIent.

The shrew, in particuIar, was exquisite.

I hope you've got some room Ieft.

Joey.

Joey.

This is the best birthday ever!