Oh, hey, you guys? I couIdn't get a reservation for the night of my birthday so we'II have to do dinner Thursday night.
-Thursday? But that's HaIIoween.
-So? It's just spooky, that's aII.
So, is Mike coming to dinner? No.
It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work.
I'd get mad at him, but I think it's too soon to show my true coIors.
I wouId make the reservation for five.
One of us has to stay with Emma.
-Which one of us shouId go to dinner? -RacheI! ActuaIIy, I was thinking maybe both of us couId go.
Thanks.
I'II put a Iot of extra thought into your gift.
AII right, so great, we can aII go now.
That is fun! Hey! You know what? We aII haven't been together, the six of us, in such a Iong time.
What are you taIking about? We're together now.
Mon? ChandIer's not here.
Oh, dear God.
HeIIo.
It's nice to see our team together for the first time.
Now, before we get started, are there any questions? -Yes.
Ken, is it? -That's right.
Is it true the reason you're in TuIsa is, you feII asIeep in a meeting and took the job without reaIizing what you were saying yes to? WeII, don't beIieve everything you hear, Ken.
But yeah, that's true.
AII right, Iet's get started by taking a Iook at Iast quarter's figures.
CIaudia, aren't you supposed to bIow smoke up the boss's ass? -I'm sorry.
Does the smoke bother you? -No.
I smoked for years.
Then I quit.
Right now, I can't remember why.
You're not aIIowed to smoke in this office, right? Yes, in OkIahoma it's IegaI to smoke in offices with 1 5 peopIe or Iess.
-WouId you Iike one? -WouId Joey Iike two pizzas? You don't know what I'm taIking about.
AII right, Iook.
I don't smoke anymore.
But if the rest of you want to Iight up, go ahead, it's fine.
So, you aII smoke, then? You know, it's aImost rude that I'm not smoking.
-That's not true.
If you don't want-- -Ken, pIease! No, I can't.
I can't smoke.
If I smoke, my wife wouId kiII me.
I'm sorry, but isn't your wife back in New York? I've aIways Iiked you, Ken.
Wow.
So gIad I changed.
I aImost wore my threadbare robe that can't contain my breasts.
This is not what I'm wearing.
I'm ovuIating and ChandIer's gonna be home.
So, I thought we wouId try before dinner.
Oh, I thought we'd aII go over together.
AII right, I'II just meet you there at dinner.
UnIess, I mean, if it heIps, I couId stay and watch.
-No! -WeII, I didn't want to anyway.
You know, just thought I'd be poIite and offer.
Wait, does this mean you'II be Iate? We haven't seen each other in over a week.
We'II probabIy be the first ones there.
Okay.
See you there.
Happy humping.
Hey.
WeII, hey! Wow, somebody smoked out here? My God, don't peopIe know you're not aIIowed to smoke in pubIic spaces? ActuaIIy, in OkIahoma smoking's IegaI in offices with fewer than 1 5 peopIe.
Oh, you smoked.
No.
I just happen to know a Iot of trivia about smoking in different states.
For exampIe, in Hawaii, cigarettes are caIIed lei-lana-lukus.
-Oh, ChandIer, you stink of cigarettes! -Do you think Monica wiII smeII it? Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bIoodhound.
And the breasts of a Greek goddess.
Pheebs? I'm gonna go.
Okay.
Something to cover the smeII.
Oven cIeaner.
Unscented.
WeIcome home.
I've missed you.
-You want to join me in the bedroom? -No, thanks, I'm good.
Okay.
So you want to pIay it that way, do you? WeII, you know what, actuaIIy, I just got off a pIane so I'm feeIing gross.
I shouId take a shower.
-Come here, you don't need a shower.
-AII right, the truth is I soiIed myseIf during some turbuIence.
What do I smeII? I smeII smoke.
Did you smoke? Yes.
But I just had one.
Two.
Two tiny cigarettes.
Okay, five.
A pack.
Two pack-- A carton.
Three big fat cartons in two days! But it's over.
I've made a decision, I'm not gonna smoke anymore.
WeII, those are for you.
AII right.
WeII, we'II just see you when you get here.
Bye.
Oh, that was my mom.
She's stuck in terribIe traffic.
That is now the third sign that I shouId not Ieave Emma.
-What are the other two? -WeII, the first one is, I don't want to.
And second one, I'm not going.
I know this is the first time we're Ieaving the baby.
I know how hard it is for you.
But.
But everything's gonna be fine.
I mean, my mom is gonna be with her.
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