4. 175254 - The One With the Sharks (第9季)【完整台词】

You know, all right.

It'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

I'll go on walking tours with widows and lesbians.

- I'll get it.

- Okay.

I'm trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren't there.

Phoebe, are you okay? Yeah.

There's just There's something you should know.

Vikram just called.

So it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents getting divorced.

I took it the hardest because I was the youngest.

- Sure.

Yeah.

How can you not remember me? What? How could you not remember that we slept together? - What? When? - I don't know! I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you.

Come on, come on.

Search your brain, all right? It was a certain amount of time ago.

I was here.

You were here.

We had sex here, here, here Not there.

- Anything? - No, it's not ringing any bells.

My God, woman! How many people have you been with not to remember this? Hey, Hayley.

We really gotta fix that doorknob.

Joey? I slept with you! And you obviously remember me! Hey, I still got it! So we're good.

I'll let myself out.

And I said, "Okay, Vikram you can't just call every time you get lonely.

You gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.

" Rachel? I thought she just had a baby with Ross.

Yeah, well Yeah.

But Emma's birth certificate might say "Geller" but her eyes say "Mukherjee.

" That is so wrong.

And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer? I know.

But he calls, and my heart goes to him.

You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer.

I think there's somebody better out there for you.

I mean, you know, I'm I'm not saying me, but Maybe me.

And you don't have to worry about glue-sniffing with me.

Although, I do smell the occasional Magic Marker.

Yeah.

Anyway, I just I think I can make you happy.

- Okay, I can't do this.

- What's wrong? Well, there is no Vikram.

Ross made him up.

Because I I really never have been in a long-term relationship.

I've never lived with a guy.

I've never even celebrated an anniversary.

So If that's too weird for you and you want to leave, I understand.

In fact, I'll close my eyes to make it less awkward.

You kissed me.

- You don't think I'm a total freak? - No.

Well Look, can I? Can I think you're a little weird and also cool for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you? I guess so.

Can I think it's cool that you kissed me and also want to kiss you again? And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers? Definitely.

This is Vikram.

Hi, honey, I'm home.

Hi.

- How was your flight? - It was great.

Why don't you sit down.

Get yourself comfortable.

Because I have a little surprise for you.

Well, well, well.

It must be 5:00 in Tulsa because it's "sex o'clock" in N.

Y.

C.

! Okay.

This is how much I love you.

The great white Honey? Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around? Is this? Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something toothier? No, I'm just not sure that you got the right movie, that's all.

This is the only one they had at our video store.

Though they did have something called "Crocodile Killers.

" Or does it always have to be sharks? Does what always have to be sharks? Look, we can do something else.

Do you want me to get into the tub and thrash? - What's going on? - It's okay.

It's okay.

I still love you.

- Let me be a part of this.

- Let me be a part of this! I saw what you were doing in Tulsa.

Angry sharks turn you on! No, they don't.

Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat? Oh, my God! When you came in, I switched the channel.

I was just watching regular porn.

Really? Yes.

Just some good, old-fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.

Can I tell you how happy that makes me? You are an amazing wife.

Really, you are amazing.

You were actually gonna do this for me? Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that? I'm very, very drunk right now.

Ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken.

Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her? Maybe this is a wake-up call.

You know, about your whole dating attitude.

You're in your 30s and you have never been in a long-term relationship.

Here you go from woman to woman meaningless experience to meaningless experience.

Never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious.

You're right.

I love my life! I actually did sleep with her.