24. 175274 - The One in Barbados (2) (第9季)【完整台词】

It's open.

- Hi, Joe.

- Hey.

- What? Is everything okay? - Charlie and I broke up.

No.

Why? Well, she said we have nothing in common.

That's crazy.

No, it's not.

We have nothing in common.

- Yeah, that's true.

- Yeah.

I mean, she should be with someone more like Ross.

You know, I mean he uses all those big words too.

- Man, smart people are dull.

- Well, hey! Okay, Rach.

I feel so stupid, you know? Why do I keep going after the wrong girls? - What are you talking about? - Oh, come on.

I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie.

It's like What the hell's my problem? I just Okay.

Maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl.

I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me.

- I'm not talking about her.

- Well, then, who? The waitress I went out with last month? - You know what? Forget it.

- No, no, no, no.

- Who are you talking about? - No, I don't I actually don't know who I'm talking about, so - Okay.

- Yeah.

Well, I'm gonna go see if I can get a room for tonight.

- And I'll see you later.

- Yeah, sure.

Okay.

- You like me? - Okay.

- Let's not make a big thing about this.

- It's a huge thing! Okay, not working with me, Joe.

Look, here's the thing.

Lately, I have been having thoughts.

Musings, if you will.

- Well, for how long? - Oh, only like a month.

- A month? - Well Dial it down.

Listen, maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do.

I have been thinking about, you know, us.

- Okay, dial it up a little.

- Oh, you're right.

Okay.

- I just have a question.

- Shoot.

- What the hell are you doing? - I'm not trying to do anything.

It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know? And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like? Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as George! - Who? - Curious George! You know, the monkey and the guy with the yellow hat.

- Of course.

I remember.

- He had a paper route.

Yeah, he did.

- See, this is what I'm talking about.

- No, I know.

We're great! But, Rach, no, this can't happen.

Can't it just happen a little bit? - No! It can't happen at all! - Why not? Because, look, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay? I have gone over this moment in my head 100 times and not once did I ever say no.

I couldn't do it to Ross.

- But that wasn't gonna stop you before.

- I know.

I know but I've thought about it a lot since then, and it just wouldn't be right.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

- Oh, God, I shouldn't have said anything.

- No, no.

No, no, no, no.

Hey, we'll be fine.

- Like you said, it's no big deal.

- It's not a big deal.

- No big deal.

- It's so not a big deal.

- I'll see you later.

All right, hey.

- Okay, great.

Okay Oh, I'm sorry, I think I think that may have missed the table.

- Oh, do you? - Yeah.

- Do you? - Yeah.

- Do you? - Yeah! - You really find this attractive on him? - Oh, yeah.

Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now? This is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.

All right, come on, Mike.

You can beat her.

Knock that dog off her head.

- Damn it! - I sleep with him! - Game point.

- Don't get too cocky.

Remember, I won the last one.

Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl? You should look in the mirror before you call yourself that.

- No! No! No! - And that's how it's done.

Okey-dokey.

You've each won a game, and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life.

Everybody goes home a winner.

- Best of three? - That's what I'm thinking.

Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil? - Serve the ball, chump.

- "Serve the ball, chump.

" Okay, better comebacks, Mike.

Better comebacks.

I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks.

If you ever want to get away from the city, well, that'd be just nifty.

Well, I've kind of got a lot on my plate right now.

Not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man.

- Jarvis? - Oh, you're back.

- This is my wife, Nancy.

- Well, get out! - Ross? Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yes, please.

So, what's going on? Well, Joey and I broke up.