22. 175272 - The One With the Donor (第9季)【完整台词】

- Good for you.

- Yeah.

She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and It's actually because of you that we're together.

I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy and I just said, "Boy, I want that.

" - Mike and I broke up.

- You're kidding me.

Because I'm not seeing anybody.

I just totally made that up.

- Really? - I don't know why, I'm sorry.

I guess I just didn't want to lose face.

I understand.

Yeah.

Okay.

So then, okay So we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone.

- That's so not like us.

- Yeah, I know.

Well, this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that but do you have someplace that you need to be right now? Well No.

- Well, do you want to get a drink? - I'd love to.

- Great.

- Okay.

Do you smell beets? All right, stay upwind of me.

Hey, there's Phoebe.

Is that Mike she's with? No, that's David.

There's a third guy? Tip of the iceberg.

I'm gonna take off now.

You're gonna let me go home, aren't you? Sure you don't want to stay a little longer? No, I should get home.

I'm kind of tired.

Are you always tired? Because that could be a sign of clinical depression.

No, it's tiring to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Okay.

Bye.

I think we found our sperm.

He does seem pretty perfect.

Yeah? You think so? Should I ask him? No.

Why not? Just because his great-grandmother was obese? Our kid's gonna get that from you anyway.

No, that's not it.

It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before I just realized I don't care if he is the most perfect guy in the world.

- He's not you.

- Yeah, he's better! No, he's not.

If I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by him or anyone else.

- Really? Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.

Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either.

I was just doing it because I thought that was what you wanted.

I'm the husband.

I'm supposed to bring the sperm.

That is so sweet.

I love you.

So you know this leaves us with Adoption.

How do you feel about that? I think I feel okay about it.

Actually, I think I feel really good about it.

Me too.

I wanna find a baby that needs a home, and I wanna raise it with you.

And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.

So this is it? We're really gonna adopt? Yeah.

- Oh, my God! We're gonna be parents! - We are gonna be great parents.

And it could be soon.

I mean, think about it.

Right now, somewhere out there our baby could be being conceived.

Wait.

If we're lucky, and we're really, really, really quiet we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking.

Hey, Zack.

Hey, Chandler.

I wanted to apologize for last night.

I got the feeling we made you uncomfortable.

- No, you didn't.

- Really? No, you did.

My wife and I have some boundary issues.

Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions.

We're working on it.

- Here are the boards for Friday's pitch.

- Thank you.

You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?