22. 175272 - The One With the Donor (第9季)【完整台词】

- Incentive for Men? - I'll take some of that.

- Pheebs, that's for men.

- I know.

When I go to the party later Mike will know I'm over him because I'll smell like another guy.

Okay.

Oh, good, I'm dating a Russian cabdriver.

Seriously, does anyone buy this? I smell like beets.

I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads in them.

Where are those? On Melanie Griffith in "Working Girl".

I think what you want is over here.

See, I told you I needed someone.

By the way, as a thank you, I would really love to take you out.

- Really? - Joey and I are going to a movie tonight.

- You want to come? - Oh, I can't.

Because I've seen them.

You've seen all the movies? Yeah.

I'm a big fan.

Of the movies.

You know, motion pictures.

The talkies.

Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room? - Sure.

- Okay.

Maybe we could do something else.

You know, that depends on what it is.

I've done a lot of stuff.

So, what were you doing out there? Do you not like Charlie? She's okay.

I don't know, I just don't get a really good vibe from her.

- Why? - I don't know.

You know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart and tall, you know and just swept Joey off his feet.

Nobody else has a chance.

Who else? Anybody.

You.

Me.

You know, Monica's mom.

You like Joey?! Phoebe! All right, look, I do.

I have a little thing for him.

Just - Oh, my God.

- It's just physical.

I have it totally under control, okay? It's just when I see them together sometimes, I just get a little jealous.

Wow.

Isn't that ironic that he liked you, and now you like? I get it! All right, as long as it's under control.

You can't do anything about it.

He's already dating her.

She is a nice person.

That wouldn't be right.

I know, I know.

So it's just not a big deal.

- So can we keep this between us? - Sure.

Great, because I gotta get out of here.

The smell of beets is killing me.

Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin? - Hi, honey.

- Hey.

I brought a friend home for dinner.

This is Zack from work.

Oh, of course.

It's so nice to see you again, Zack.

- You too.

- You guys haven't actually met before.

But, boy, you're both polite.

Have a seat.

I'll get you a beer.

- I got it.

- Thanks.

- So Zack's pretty nice, huh? - Yeah, I guess.

So how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his? Excuse me? We're talking about sperm donors, and Zack may be the guy.

Look.

He's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic.

I mean, he's sperm-tastic! Chandler, this is crazy.

Well, what did you even say to him? "Come up.

Meet my wife.

Give us your sperm.

" I invited him to dinner so you'd get a chance to get to know him.

With a sperm bank, you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

- Chandler! - I'm telling you, he's great.

I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I think he'd be the way to go.

I'm not going to be a part of this.

You can't bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.

Okay.

- Zack? - Thanks.

Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.

Tell me about yourself, Zack.

Oh, God, do you think she heard? Lt'd be so bad if she heard.

Maybe she didn't hear.

I'll go into that dressing room and talk.

You stay here.

- See if you can hear me.

- Okay, great.

Oh, thank God, I can't hear a word that you're saying.

- I didn't say anything yet.

- Well, get back in there and talk.

I'm Rachel.

It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.

What? Well, some things are just hard to say to your face.

Okay, well, I heard that.

Which means that she heard it too.

- We have a problem.

- Oh, what are we gonna do? Just be honest with her.

Oh, my God! It is annoying when parents put babies on the phone.

All right, enough out of you! - Hello? - I need to talk to Charlie.

Is she there? No, she went shopping with Rachel.