21. 175271 - The One With the Fertility Test (第9季)【完整台词】

You know what? You're right.

I am gonna quit.

- It's time I took my life back.

- Good for you, Pheebs.

If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that.

I love you.

Got you! Die! Die! Die! Respectfully, Professor R.

Geller.

Hey, how was the Met? The museum was amazing.

Yeah, Joey really knows his art, huh? Not so much, no.

He had clearly memorized all this stuff to say and some of it didn't even make any sense.

- What do you mean? - Well, for one he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.

Wait a minute.

When you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right? - No.

No, we went to the left.

- Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey.

Still, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's fun.

What? Actually, Joey's your friend and you don't know me that well.

It'd be weird.

Well, I mean, a little.

But no, what? Go on.

Well I'm thinking that maybe Joey isn't the right guy for me right now.

You know, maybe I should be with someone I have more in common with.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah, but you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance.

I mean, he's a great guy.

And sure, he doesn't know that much about art but you can always talk about that with someone else.

- I guess that's true.

- Lf you think about it he memorized all that stuff because he thought it was important to you.

You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.

He is very sweet.

Plus, he is hot! That was gonna be my next argument.

- You ready? - Yeah.

Let's go.

Wow! - Thanks, Ross.

- Yeah.

Hey, Ross.

That art stuff worked.

You hooked me up.

Glad I could help, man.

Some of the stuff wasn't where you said it would be, but I made it work.

It is not okay that I'm aroused by this now.

Hello? Oh.

Hi, Dr.

Connelly.

No.

Well, she's not here but I can tell her.

Should I be sitting down for this? Well, so, what does that mean? Okay.

Okay, thank you.

Thanks.

Hey, sweetie.

Dr.

Connelly just called.

With good news? Of course it's not good news.

You said, "Dr.

Connelly just called.

" If it was good, you'd have said, "Dr.

Connelly just called!" So, what is it? Is it? Is there a problem? Is there a problem with me, or with you? Actually, it's both of us.

What? Apparently, my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.

Well, what does that mean? It means that my guys won't get off their Barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.

- It means - Wait, Chandler.

It means that we can keep trying but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

Well we're gonna figure this out.

I know.

- Good morning, Phoebe.

- Good morning, receptionist.

Here's your schedule for the day.

Your first client is in Room 1.

"Rachel Green.

" Son of a bitch! She came back? Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassie!