Hey, you guys? What are you doing tomorrow night? Oh, well, let me see.
I believe I'm Yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
Well, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
I could fall asleep at a play.
- What is it? - It's a one-woman play called: Why Don 't You Like Me? A Bitter Woman 's Journey Through Life.
- That sounds interesting.
- That does sound interesting.
To listen to a woman complain for two hours.
I don't think it gets bet I know! I know.
We can drive.
We can vote.
We can work.
What more do these broads want? Well, you guys will have a great time.
I promise.
What? How come you don't have to go? I wish I could, but I found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go.
But take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Let's see.
Who do I hate? Oh, sorry.
- Oops, sorry.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Up we go.
- Oh, gosh, okay! - All right.
Can I ask you a question? Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and not have it be a big deal? No, I don't think that ever works.
Why? - No reason.
- No, no.
Rachel? - Who do you want to fool around with? - Nobody! Forget it.
Joey? Maybe.
- You can't.
- Why? Because! Okay, seriously, did not understand a word you just said.
- In the hall.
- Okay.
- You wanna fool around with Joey? - Yeah.
Ever since I had that dream about him, I can't get it out of my head.
I mean, what's the big deal? People do it all the time.
Who do you know that are friends that just fool around? Okay.
Off the top of my head Don and Janet.
- Who are they? - I know them from work.
- Both of them? - No, just one of them.
Which one? I don't know.
What were the names I just said? No, Rachel, things could get incredibly complicated.
You're right.
I won't do anything with Joey.
I just thought it Okay, so that's two cups of tarragon, a pound of baking soda and a red onion? What the hell are you cooking? The One With The Soap Opera Party mrnch@dh.
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Yes, but, Ross, you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
There are these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
What's bad about that? I just know they'll be a couple of old windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
Ross? What? These aren't suede.
Excuse me.
I'm looking for someone.
You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller? No.
Hi.
Hi, I'm Ross Geller.
Oh, hi.
I'm Professor Wheeler.
Oh, that's That's That's nice.
It's good to meet you.
Thank you so much for taking the time to show me around.
No, it's no big deal.
If I weren't doing this, I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
Is he gonna introduce us? I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
By the way, I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
I wrote that in one night.
Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
Well, we should probably get going.
We've got a lot of ground to cover.
Isn't another professor supposed to come with us? I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure.
A Professor Spafford from Cornell? Well, he's obviously late, and the rule in my class is: If you can't come on time, then don't come at all.
An option that many of my students use.
- Shall we? - We shouldn't wait for him? You know what, he's a big boy.
I'm sure he'll find us, okay? - Professor Geller? - Oh, damn it! "Hi", "it's Jan Rogers.
" Can 't wait for your party tonight.
"Listen", "I forgot your address.
" Can you give me a call? Thanks.
Bye.
What's happening? It's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day.
- You know me, work comes first.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
"Hi", "it's Jan Rogers.
" Can 't wait for your party tonight.
Stupid Jan Rogers! You are having a party tonight? I'm kind of having a thing for the "Days of Our Lives" people.
You weren't gonna tell us? How did you think you'd get away with that? I do it every year.
You do that every year?! I didn't have to tell you that! God, I'm stupider than Jan Rogers! That's why you got us tickets to that play, to get rid of us! Yeah.
Last year is that why you sent us to that Medieval Times restaurant? Yeah.
The year before that, you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory? I can't believe you guys went for that one.
Why wouldn't you invite us to your parties? You're fine, okay? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people.
Well, then, so just invite me.
Please, I was trying to be nice.
You're the worst one.
Joey, come on! Please, please? Let me come.
I will behave.
I promise.
- I will behave.
Please, please, please.
- Okay, fine.
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