19. 175269 - The One With Rachel's Dream (第9季)【完整台词】

What musician? What are you doing here? You said you had customers lined up in the street, so I'm here to entertain.

- Great.

- Yeah, it really has been great too.

They must have seen me play before because they requested a bunch of my songs.

Yeah, "You Suck" and "Shut Up and Go Home.

" Listen, Phoebe.

You know how much I love listening to your music but - But what? This is kind of a classy place.

Okay, say no more.

Everyone! Classy, huh? Hi, Chandler Bing.

I have a reservation.

Welcome to the Chestnut Inn.

Where are you joining us from? - New York.

- The Big Apple.

He's wound up.

We had to stop at every maple-candy stand on the way here.

I ate all my gifts for everybody.

I'm sorry, there's no record of your reservation in the computer.

- That's impossible.

Check again, please.

- Check again, please.

- I'm sorry, it's not here.

- It's not there.

Let me get this straight.

I called to try to cancel my reservation was told it's not refundable.

Then we drove six hours all the way up here and now we don't have a reservation? - I don't know what to say.

She doesn't know what to say.

Just give us the cheapest room you have.

The only thing we have available is our deluxe suite.

The rate is $600.

- That's insane.

- It's totally insane.

Let's drive home.

We'll hit all the maple-candy stores on the way back and if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.

Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? - We'll take it.

- Great.

- They are totally ripping us off! - Dude, don't worry about it.

I know how to make your money back.

This is a nice hotel.

Plenty of amenities.

We just load up on those.

Like those apples.

Instead of taking one I take six.

Great.

At $ 100 an apple, we're there.

Come on, you get the idea.

You know, we'll make our money back in no time.

- Dude, you're shaking.

- It's the sugar.

Could you hold the apple? - Hi.

- Hey.

Joey, I got to tell you, I have been thinking all day about that scene you did.

You were amazing.

You know, the writing was good.

And the director's good.

And my costar's good.

But they're not as good as me! You have to tell me what happens tomorrow.

I'm going over the script now.

Wanna read lines with me? Me? Oh, I'm not an actress.

- All right, I can ask Monica.

- Screw her! That part is mine! Okay, so just from the top of the page right here.

Okay.

Hello, Drake.

I'm surprised to see you here.

- I can't believe you married him.

- Well, what choice did I have? He was keeping my sister in a dungeon.

So, what about us? Everything we feel for each other? It's over.

You have to accept that.

How can I, knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again or touch your skin or feel your lips knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now? Kiss me.

What? Kiss me.

- Rach, it doesn't say that.

- No, I'm saying it.

- But - Just don't talk.

Well, that's new.

Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206.

I've forgotten a couple of things.

Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? Thank you.

Okay, a toothbrush, toothpaste razor, mouthwash, deodorant, floss, Band-Aids, shaving cream, after shave.

And I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons.

- What'd you get? - USA Today.

Nice.

Put it with the others.

And I also got two more apples.

We're four short of a bushel! God, I feel so alive.

I love being in the country! Also, got these great salt and pepper shakers from the restaurant.

- That's not cool.

Dude, none of this is cool.

Look, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you.

For example: A hair dryer, no, no, no.

But shampoos and conditioners, yes, yes, yes.

Now, the salt shaker is off limits.

But, the salt I wish I'd thought this through.

I think I get what you mean, though.

Like, the lamp is the hotel's but the bulbs Oh, you already got that.

Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.

- Okay, how about this? - No, no, no.

- You can't take the remote control.

- Yes, but the batteries.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.