- You ready to go? - Let me just finish this.
Hey, Ross.
Check this out.
Yeah, I can't do that.
- What are you doing? - Have you seen this? It's our new alumni website for college.
You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Oh, great.
A faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless.
It's actually interesting to find out what people are doing.
Remember Andrea Rich? That tall girl that wouldn't sleep with you? Well, her Internet company went under, and she lost an ear in a boating accident.
Bet she'd sleep with you now.
No, I already e-mailed her.
Let me see what you wrote about yourself.
"Doctor of paleontology, two kids.
" Wait a second.
You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
I'm gonna finish this later, okay? Let me just grab my coat.
Okay! What, did you think you learned how to do it in the last two minutes? Maybe we finish this for him.
Also, I cloned a dinosaur in my lab.
She is now my girlfriend.
I don't care what society says, it's the best sex I've ever had.
- And send.
- No, no You can't do that to him.
- All right, let's go.
- Dude! I think you made it clear you can't be trusted with the ball inside the house.
And send.
The One With the Memorial Service mrnch@dh.
net.
mk Subtitle Editor (c) Digital Higherground - Igor Janevski, 2004 Hey.
How was basketball? It was fun.
Right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye.
Oh, no! Who did that? Chandler.
Yeah.
Hey! - Rach? - Yeah? What's Huggsy doing in the crib with Emma? She was just crawling around and found him, so I just let her sleep with him.
- That's all right, isn't it? - Of course.
Yeah.
It's a stuffed animal, you know? It's for kids.
Not for adults.
I know that.
Joey, you're sure? I mean, I know how much you love him.
Rachel, let's be clear on this, okay? I do not love Huggsy.
I like him a normal amount.
All right.
Well, Emma loves him.
Yeah.
Well, why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person! - Hi.
- Hey, Phoebe.
How you doing? - You feeling better? - Breaking up sucks.
- Oh, I really miss Mike.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
I've tried everything to feel better.
I even tried writing a song about it but I can't think of anything that rhymes with: Hey, Monica, I'm gonna need your help getting through this.
You're saying you're not gonna need my help? No.
When I get to the point where I'm ready to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you.
Oh, good, because I've already thought of three.
Four! I just thought of a fourth! Okay.
I mean, I know I did the right thing.
Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future.
But pretty soon, I'm gonna miss him so much I'm gonna want to see him again, and you have to stop me.
Okay, you got it.
Unless Am I being too crazy about this? All right, so there's no future.
But that doesn't mean we still can't have fun.
- You know what? Forget what I said.
- Really? - All right, if that's what you want.
- That was a test, and you just failed.
Damn it! Rookie mistake! I have sex with dinosaurs? I believe I read that somewhere.
Not only is it not funny, it's physically impossible! Okay? Depending on the species, I'd have to have a 6-foot-long It's not funny! I respectfully disagree.
I can't believe you put that on my alumni page.
- Who cares? Nobody reads those.
- You better hope not because I just read what you put on your page.
- I don't have a page.
- Oh, I respectfully disagree! "Look at you.
All sweet and innocent", sleeping like an angel.
With Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around you.
It's okay, Emma.
You stay asleep.
Step away from the crib! I have a weapon! It's okay! It's okay, Rach! It's me! Put down the scrunchie.
- What are you doing? - Well, I heard Emma stirring so I came in to make sure she could reach Huggsy.
Oh, thanks.
All right, well, now that I'm up, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Okay, there you go, sweetie.
This isn't over! Wait a second.
Why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are "as gay as the day is long"? Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.
Well, that's clearly a joke.
This could easily be true.
Would you get that, please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.
Hello? No, he's not here.
Yeah, this is his wife.
Yeah.
Well, it came as quite a shock to me too! Well, I guess I should've known.
He just kept making me watch "Moulin Rouge.
" Hang up! Hang up! And that was a great movie.
I'm so gonna get back at Ross.
Oh, yeah, this'll show him.
Here we go.
- What are you doing? - Oh, you'll see, my friend! I'm dead? And so young.
Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.
Well, how you died was funny.
Oh, please.
Hit by a blimp? It kills over one Americans every year.
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